The Weak and Top Boyfriend of the Metaphysical Master

I recommend to myself and my gay friends the pre-releases of "Experiential Novelist and His Law-Abiding Citizen Boyfriend" and "When the Crematorium is Blackened and Transformed into a Villain (Quick Travel)" by Tiantian Fig. The text is below Lan Xu, a newcomer with top-notch beauty whose origins are a mystery, is a legend in the entertainment industry. He became an instant hit with his debut film. Luxury people queued up to be endorsed by him. He was named and praised on variety shows. He even won a 10,000 yuan grand prize in a supermarket opening scratch-off lottery. God chases after him to feed him. In such a ridiculous life, there must be no worries at all! Lan Xu: ... Yes, and it's quite big. His mausoleum has just been selected as a key archaeological project. To put it simply, his grave has been dug. Lan Xu was so angry that she could only get angry. What can be done? Thousands of years ago, Lan Xu was a noble member of the royal family. But when he woke up again after a thousand years, he was just a sick, weak, antique and beautiful lady whose body was missing. Poor, weak, and very capable of spending money. * Yan Huaiyu has always been a person with secrets. The secret before was that his true identity was a heavenly master who usually killed demons and demons and no one from all walks of life dared to mess with him. The secret now is that he is in love, and his partner is the national male god on the screen, the super star Lan Xu. Her boyfriend Lan Xu is a sickly ordinary person with an inhuman constitution. Although he often bewitches him, Yan Huaiyu is still always worried that his powerless boyfriend will be bullied outside. After her boyfriend was scared unconscious by a little monster, Yan Huaiyu secretly included "Into Science" in his research list. From now on, the talking fox is a mechanical toy, the ghost that appears at home in the middle of the night is a cowardly thief, and the cinnabar talisman in the cabinet is a painting tool... Until he was invited to participate in an archaeological excavation of an ancient tomb. After all the cultural relics were successfully sent to the museum, he and a group of colleagues were trapped in the self-destruct mechanism in the tomb. Thinking that he was about to die this time, he used the last bit of power to send a breakup message to his boyfriend. Then... The boyfriend who received his text message arrived in the wind. The beautiful and fragile beauty with starry eyes opened the magic circle and sneered. "Yan Huaiyu, just dig my grave and hand over my body. Now you still want to break up? Don't dream!" Yan Huaiyu: Huh? Ah? Where is my wife who is too weak to take care of herself? ! ! A cold and world-weary but love-minded wolfdog x a wanton and flamboyant but sickly beauty Demining: Both the characters of Gong and Shou are not perfect. He is really a pure love brain. He is so in love that even a forklift can't shovel it away. I am a lover of beauty, beauty, beauty, beauty and strong misery, and I like old-fashioned xp. Hang up a pre-collection, I think this is a bit cute, I want to write (if you are not interested in this, I will look at which pre-collection in my column is more suitable): "Experiential Novelist and His Law-Abiding Citizen Boyfriend" Copywriting: 1 Mu Chi is a novelist, and he is best at suspense dramas. There are absurd and suspenseful plots and real good and evil human nature in his writings. Netizens praised him as a young writer who is chased by God for food. He can portray the most vivid characters with only pen and paper and imagination. However, only the editors who get the manuscripts on different occasions every month know clearly. Netizens know that Mu Chi is a rare experiential writer. Relying only on pen and paper and imagination, Mu Chi couldn't write ten words in a month. In order to create a character with flesh and blood and soul, Mu Chi moved bricks at the construction site, killed fish at RT-Mart, and dressed up as a lady in sensual places. Mu Chi's life is like a surprise box. You never know where he will be or what role he will play in the next second. 2 The Pei family ate fish head stewed with tofu for a week. I heard that his mother liked the fish seller very much, so she went to buy fish every day to support him. Young Master Pei, who had hated eating fish since he was a child, couldn't bear it anymore. He put down his work early and went out to buy groceries with his mother, saying that he didn't want to eat any more fish tonight. After he filled the shopping cart in advance to make sure that half of the fish could not fit in, he confidently followed his mother to the aquatic area and met a pair of soft and moist eyes like a deer... "Can you please pick two fish for me? I like to eat them." 3 Pei Yanzhi bought half a month's worth of fish in the supermarket because the fish-killing guy was a man with his aesthetic point of view. The other party is poor and pitiful and even faces the terrible situation of being called for debt every month. Pei Yanzhi, who had never looked down on his friends keeping little lovers, was moved. Maybe he suddenly got drunk after drinking with his business partners during the day, and his sense of morality ran away from home at this moment. Pei Yanzhi used the condition of paying off the other party's debt and asked the other party to be his lover for two months. During the two months of getting along, Pei Yanzhi discovered a huge secret about his lover as he fell deeper and deeper into it—— 4 Mu Chi successfully completed a suspense novel in which the murderer was the lover of a wealthy businessman. He planned to confess his identity to the innocent and beautiful boss who "supported" him, and confessed his love to him by the way and asked him if he wanted to have multiple boyfriends. His beautiful boss took the lead in confessing to him and repeatedly assured him that he did not mind her cheating on him. Mu Chi was so moved that he drank the hot milk without any precautions. When he opened his eyes again, he saw himself surrounded by the police uncles and his handsome new boyfriend who hugged him and cried. "Chi Chi, good boy, let's surrender. I'll find the best lawyer. We'll reduce the sentence by a few years. I'll always be waiting for you." Looking at the murder plan before him (novel outline) and the diary recording his painful experience (biography), Mu Chi almost burst into tears. 5 "Mu Chi, tell me where the deceased is and what the murder weapon was." Law-abiding citizen innocent attack x invincible cute writer Recommended to friends for advance payment! "When the Crematorium Becomes a Villain (Quick Travel)" by Tiantian Fig The newly minted actor Shen Tingmian was killed by a scumbag on the night he won the award, and was bound to a system after his death. The system requires him to immediately go to the world of scum goons to replace the painful feelings of being abused, forgive and cater to the scum goons, complete the story of chasing wives in the crematorium, and make the love lines of the scum goons with the aura of the protagonist a great success. Shen Tingmian, who looked like a peach blossom and was weak but actually had a fiery temper, laughed: Very good! The first sword of resurrection, Shen Tingmian decided to kill the "favorite" first! World 1: Shen Tingmian was transformed into a humble male college student from a mountain village in the article about seizing the hegemony by force. System: You want to escape and be caught, torture your body and mind, watch him get married and have children, but you still can't help but fall in love with him! Shen Tingmian: It's not a big deal~ After the system watched Shen Tingmian coax the boss into thinking that he was deeply in love with her, he directly joined forces with the boss's mortal enemy to carry out a short-selling campaign. The boss's business empire collapsed! The system is silent... World 2: Shen Tingmian becomes the underground first love of a top idol. System: You have to be devastated to break up with him only to be chased back by him, deny your relationship for the sake of his career, endure online violence, and even sacrifice your body! Shen Tingmian: OK! Fine! The system watched with joy as Shen Tingmian deceived Tingliu, thinking that after he changed his mind, the system responded with a report. Tingliu was confused because of tax evasion! The system is in tears... * System (collapse): You can't do this! Shen Tingmian: No, no, do you really think I forgive them on behalf of God? No, I'm going to beat them up! Qin Yue suddenly awakened one day. Not only did he find that he was the stepping stone for the eternal second male lead in the novel, but he also discovered a new skill: he could hear a person's heart. The beautiful man nestled in the arms of his half-brother looked at him timidly with a well-behaved and docile face, like a weak white rabbit. But Qin Yue heard him say to himself in his heart: So handsome! Think* (sun)! Qin Yue:? ? ? Shen Tingmian (suffer) x Qin Yue (attack) Intention: Be happy every day