Idiot Bully, Did You Cry Today?

Li Zhi is a villain in a comedy. As we all know, the villains in comedy movies are not very intelligent or lucky, so he has been a scumbag since he was a child, and he relies solely on his mouth to fight. And due to audit requirements, even though he is set up as a campus bully, the "cigarettes" he smokes are cheese sticks, the "wine" he drinks is wolfberry tea, the tattoos he gets are bubble gum stickers, and the protection money he receives is part-time salary... Even if he didn't go home at night, he could only draw turtles in the library! Li Zhi: ... What's the point of me being a villain? ? Finally one day, he was selected into Chuan Bookstore, and the system entrusted him with an important task: "As a villain, your gloomy future and hip-stretching strength are exactly what we are looking for! Are you willing to be an evil NPC and become a stumbling block on the protagonist's success?!" Li Zhi, who had never been so trusted and praised before, was excited: "I do!!!" System: "Okay! Remember, you are a Neptune villain. You have to rob the protagonist, torture his body and mind, and let him fully feel the beating of love! From now on, you only want to pursue a career!" Li Zhi: "I can do it!!" However... When he pushed the "poor little" protagonist who was a head taller than himself against the wall and tried to kiss him viciously—— The poor little protagonist held his waist. "Don't be here, your body can't bear it." Li Zhi:? ? ? Do you look down on me, the vicious school bully? ! ! [The super ferocious trash cat who meows every day is attacked by a vicious wolf that transforms from innocent to perverted.] Instructions for consumption: ◇The logic is touching. Please take off your brain when entering the pit. The taste will be better when you eat it without thinking. ◇As we all know, collection subscription is the best way to motivate author 007. ◇Follow the rules of the world, yell "The author is awesome" before reading the article, you will get the looks of fools from passers-by x1 [The copy has been archived for 10.22] Purpose: Campus violence is unacceptable