I Am so Ridiculous in the Abuse Articles [Puishu]

[The full text has been completed~Happy 5.1, My dears, could you please give me a 5-star review by the way~] Yan Buye traveled through time. He slipped into a sadistic novel with a cultivation background and became a love-minded male protagonist. He was tortured both physically and mentally by four scum, and was forced to dig out his spiritual roots, dig out half of his heart, and sacrifice his body. After a few chapters of the crematorium, he was "sweet (tmd)"! Yan Buye: "I understand this plot, isn't it just about torturing a scumbag..." System: [No, your task is to complete this plot. Yan Buye: "..." He has ten thousand curse words to say! In this sadistic script, whoever wants to leave can leave, but he won't leave anyway. Yan Buye chose to make a fool of himself! Mission 1: Make Zhazha No. 1 Hate you Yan Buye: If I put down three floor tiles, even the king of heaven would hate me. Mission 2: Precisely help Zhazha No. 2 Put out the fire Yan Buye: Hello everyone, let me demonstrate how to use a fire extinguisher. First, pick up the fire extinguisher... Physical fire extinguishing is also called fire extinguishing. Mission 3: Let Zhazha No. 3 Never forget you Yan Buye: I heard that you failed to escape the tribulation? Sorry, I actually accidentally brought a lightning rod with me. Task 4: Dedicate your body to Zhazha No. 4 And let him resurrect Bai Yueguang. Yan Buye: I can contribute, but will he be moved? Zhazha: Don't dare to move, don't dare to move… System: [……] I have the ability to make you, Lao Gong, go away! It's impossible to walk away, that's the fairy man Yan Buye got out of the ring with his own ability! This fairy man is ruthless and ruthless. At first, in order to survive, Yan Buye could only blow his rainbow fart like crazy. "Oh my God! I'm shocked! Who are you, the most handsome man in the world!?" "I'm gone. I shed tears for my brother's peerless appearance! Isn't that what a god can do when he descends to earth? Missing your handsomeness will be a lifelong regret for me!" "I swear to the blue sky, white clouds, and flowers that I will only be your little fan in this life. I have nailed it to your wall!" "Really?" Fairy Man narrowed his eyes and chuckled, "You can also nail it somewhere else." Yan Buye: "..." He wants to get off! This is not a bus to kindergarten! This article is also known as # Use science to defeat magic #, #It's all cool operations you can't think of # ———————— I have to rape and manipulate the sand sculpture all my life, and I am slightly bitten by a vicious tongue, but I am favored by a fairy man. Reading guide: 1. The Happy Sand Glyphs about freeing oneself after Yang Kang, I am a cultivator, there are many self-made assumptions, the writing style is not very ancient, the plot makes no sense, it is very nonsense, please do not test it. 2. 1V1, only each other in attack and reception from beginning to end, no secondary cp 3. The plot line is mindless and cool, the villain cannon fodder is clever, and it is not an upgrade flow. The protagonist's golden finger may come as he says, and it is unreasonable. ———————————————— Column preview article "Thousands of people think that the male partner has become a mysterious savior [infinite]" Please collect it Is there anyone more unlucky than tonight? After being slandered and plagiarized, rejected by her own father, and catching her boyfriend dating Bai Yueguang, she was dragged into a weird and indescribable world. The people around you are either crazy, or they have become terrifying monsters with black tentacles growing out of their bodies! San value is crazy! After escaping death tonight and coming out of the mysterious door, I learned two things. The first thing is the reason why he has been Shen Chen's licking dog for six years. In the first four years, he pursued her hard, and in the next two years, he was always available, coming and leaving as soon as he was called. Even if he knew that the other party had Bai Yueguang in his heart, he was willing to do so. It's because he's in a heartthrob novel. He is not the male protagonist, but the control group that is considered cannon fodder and the perfect male protagonist. The vicious cannon fodder who targets the male protagonist everywhere because he is unwilling to let her boyfriend abandon her. Tonight: "Haha..." He broke into the dating scene between the scumbag and Bai Yueguang. He stopped escaping and deceiving himself and walked up to the scumbag and gave the scumbag a hard punch. He left his vain family and moved into a big villa with his bullied mother and sister. He passed the interview with a new look and became the most famous fashion designer in the country in one fell swoop, crushing those who bullied him and copied him. The second thing. The novel he is in is being merged with another novel called "The Mysterious World", and that indescribable world of horror is invading this world bit by bit. Once the evil god comes, everything will be destroyed. The world is coming to an end. And he may very well be the key to saving the world. So he was recruited and settled. And then I discovered tonight—— The smooth-tongued male colleague who talks all over the place is actually the world's top male model that no one else can hire even if they spend hundreds of millions? A loving and gentle female colleague who is inseparable from her dog repairer and cooks delicious food is the daughter of a wealthy family? The female boss who looks serious but is actually extremely protective is the chairman of a top 100 investment company in the world? Even the seemingly taciturn man he rescued turned out to be a big boss with assets worth hundreds of millions. Tonight: "." Thank you, I don't have to work part-time anymore! Seeing that he was becoming more and more handsome and charming, I once wanted to get rid of my ex-boyfriend and knelt down to beg for peace. Seeing him attending various high-end banquets and sitting on an equal footing with the big guys, his father, who looked down upon him, was filled with regret. The entire Hualong Kingdom regarded him as a treasure. [Non-traditional unlimited streaming, the proportion of real plot is almost the same as that of dungeon] Motto: Happiness is the most important thing!