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[Preliminary article "Little Taotie's eating and broadcasting became popular all over the Internet", and the final article "The braised meat shop I opened made all gluttons cry". Everyone is also welcome to support!
Copywriting of this article:
The apocalypse is coming, everyone is in danger, one-third of the human race has become a superpower, and they have all kinds of wind, fire, thunder and lightning. However, Fang You, who is fighting against the five scum, only inherited a set of old rags and a notebook passed down from his grandfather.
Fang You slammed the notebook: What is this used for? !
One day later, all the superpowers who went out to kill monsters saw a thin girl with a shabby book under her arm. Her eyes lit up when she saw someone, and she sneaked up and asked in a low voice——
"Friend, do you want to rent a house? It's very cheap."
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All people who have survived in the apocalyptic era believe that superpowers are a group of strong people who have experienced hundreds of battles and can still seek a chance of survival even in difficult and harsh living environments.
And the supernatural beings living in a building on the outskirts of Area 44——
Tenant A: "Sleeping on the street in fear? Living in a safe zone? No, no, I'm renting a house. There's water and electricity, and the bed is soft. I feel comfortable squatting at home every day."
Tenant B: "What? Kill monsters, hunt, and have a full meal? That's not true. The food in the cafeteria in our building is quite good. The sweet and sour pork ribs made by my aunt are delicious! I don't know what we will eat today."
Tenant C: "The most difficult thing after the apocalypse? Everyone else in the building thinks my singing is ugly. Why don't they let me take the microphone in the karaoke room? It's too bullying..."
Other superpowers: A soft bed? Canteen? ? Karaoke room? ? ? This thing can actually appear in the same building? ! Are we really living in the same apocalypse? ? ?
Reading tips:
1. Ordinary post-apocalyptic farming stories, no love, hate, hypnotic little reading (bushi)
2. This article is also known as "Everyday Eating and Drinking in the End of the World", "Others are thinking about what to eat next; I am also thinking about what to eat next", "Danger belongs to others, happiness is mine"
3. There is a male protagonist, a tool man (fidelity), and not many emotional scenes.
4. The first important point when reading the article: Just be happy!
5. The super cute cover is from the artist Yuanmu! Love her!
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Pre-released article "Little Taotie's eating and broadcasting hit the internet"
Copywriting:
The little Taotie White Peach was cast down from heaven to earth because he was too good at eating.
Tianjie also thoughtfully fabricated the identity of a capable actor for her, hoping that she could turn her appetite into acting skills and focus on filming instead of thinking about eating every day! ! ! ——The original words of the Emperor of Heaven
Baitao touched her belly aggrievedly: The Emperor of Heaven is really stingy. If he could send someone to deliver delicious spiritual food to her every day, she wouldn't get hungry and eat the mountains.
However, the limited spiritual power in the human world cannot limit the appetite. By chance, Baitao discovered that the food in the human world is really delicious!
Steamed chicken, roasted goose and glutinous rice, fried chicken and barbecue spicy hotpot, braised pot helmet and grilled cold noodles... Serve them all to her! No, ten times and a hundred times are not enough!
By the time the manager remembered Baitao, who was on vacation, it was too late. This man was having a lot of fun doing mukbang on the video platform, and the manager covered his heart and cursed loudly——
"Do you still want to film a movie?! Eat one meal every day, and if you eat so much every meal, you will get fat sooner or later..."
Wait, doesn't it seem like I'm not fat? ? ?
Baitao spat out the chicken bones and said sheepishly: "A lot of people came to me some time ago hoping to cooperate with me. Could they be liars?"
Agent: "Artists can't randomly receive drafts in private! Show me quickly!"
——The latest preparations of popular variety show talents, a food show that everyone in the industry wants to go to!
——An advertising invitation for an old gourmet brand that is well-known but never hires a spokesperson, and also gave the title of the brand's only global spokesperson! !
——The food judges of the national TV cooking competition show are invited, and there are bosses who have personally hosted state banquets! ! !
Baitao said distressedly: "But I still have to film, right?"
The manager waved his hand: "What else are you filming! Continue to be a mukbang for me!!!"
Intention: Positive outlook on life