I Became a God After Having Sex with a Thousand-Year-Old Snake King
和一条千年蛇王搞对象后我竟然成神了
by The Beginning of Snow (雪之初)
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- ThemeCultivation
- POVMale Lead
- Age18+
- Devoted Love
- Lighthearted
- Magical Fantasy
- Past & Present Lives
- Supernatural
Synopsis
The male protagonist became the youngest city lord in history at the age of six. Is this a coincidence? Or man-made? The male protagonist learns a secret at the age of fifteen. The main idea is: "The city where I live is going to be destroyed. You are the unlucky guy, and it is you who will take the blame." As a last resort, the male protagonist started an adventure journey relying on a secret treasure left by his ancestors (a bunch of broken stones) and the unreliable eight-character motto given by his father. What the male protagonist didn't expect was that from the moment he stepped out of the house, incredible things would happen one after another... All things seem unrelated at first glance, but upon closer inspection they seem to be inextricably linked. All conspiracies have only one target - the male protagonist! Who is the male protagonist? What identity does he have that deserves so many people to worry about him? It is estimated that the sand sculpture male protagonist will not be able to figure it out without going through some training. Fortunately, the male protagonist met the cold, domineering and resourceful female protagonist. Unfortunately, the female protagonist's true identity turned out to be a poisonous three-headed snake. The heroine has three heads. One head is extremely poisonous and can cause all things to wither instantly. The other head can cure strange poisons in the world. What is hidden in the most important head? The heroine doesn't know either! The male protagonist's daily routine of acting coquettishly: Male protagonist: My butt was bitten and I can't walk. Can you carry me? Before he could answer, a bamboo flute flew over and hit his forehead! Male protagonist: Do you think this sword looks good? The heroine thought to herself that she really disagreed with this aesthetic... But she replied: It looks good! Because I love you, I love what you love... Come, come, come, the main course is here: love, conspiracy, suspense, fairy tales, rivers and lakes are all what the little masters want. Intention: Don't cry, I exist because of you! Author's clearance: The background explanation in Chapters 1 and 2 will be boring. Haha, although, you still have to read it, the article will have a reasoning plot, otherwise you will miss important clues. Starting from the third chapter, you will begin an ups and downs adventure! The following is a new article for collection: Thank you, thank you, I wish you good morning and good afternoon every day! Book Title: Across the Stars and the Sea to See You Background: Late at night on September 19, 2020, a UFO suddenly appeared in the sky. The next day, the news was reported one after another. Many people on the Internet immediately started the attention-grabbing and popularity mode. A large number of photos and videos were leaked. After final verification, it was basically a prank by netizens and old photos were reused. What is different from the past is that this time there were indirect witnesses who complained online, making the incident continue to ferment. Why indirect? Because the direct witness is a 28-year-old woman, who is currently in a deep coma. In 1985, an 18-year-old girl regained consciousness after having been in a coma for four years. The heroine traveled through time, and the UFO traveled with her! Character of the heroine: strong and shrewd. Before time travel, he was the financial director of a company! Characteristics of the male protagonist: cute, funny, and upright (there is nothing you can do about it, aliens are not popular in thinking from their perspective). Small theater one Hostess: How do you aliens know what people on Earth look like? Male protagonist: Our genes can be programmed at will. Hostess: Then why don't you arrange it to look like Wang Erpazi next door? Male protagonist: I tried it. Gene has emotions, and he exploded. Small Theater 2: Heroine: Are aliens divided into genders? Are you a man or a woman? I don't understand, male and female? Still don't understand? Will you have children? (The heroine pointed at the little doll as she spoke) Male Protagonist: Are you talking about self-reproduction or co-reproduction? Small theater three: Hostess: Why is it that when you pilot a starship, you are a cook? Male Protagonist: Maybe from 5 billion light years away I know that you are not eating well. Intention: Roll up your sleeves and work hard. If there is love, there will be milk and bread! Intention: Don't cry, my existence is because of you