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On the eve of the start of the twelfth season of the survival competitive game "Lost Arakawa", the wealthy team SAG announced with a high profile that it had successfully signed Jiang Song, the league's top newcomer, for a two-year contract.
At the same time, Xia Qinghuan, an assassin player who is a native of SAG and is regarded as the last ace in the Chinese division, suddenly announced that she would take a hiatus and her return date was uncertain.
Some people speculate that Xia Qinghuan gave up her job because Jiang Song came to SAG. After all, there have long been rumors that the two of them are incompatible. No one knows why, but it is most likely related to Jiang Song's previous evil deeds in "Arakawa".
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As two national treasure players in the e-sports circle, Jiang Song and Xia Qinghuan are completely different in terms of personality and game play.
Xia Qinghuan is cold and self-possessed, and his calm and rational style has led countless e-sports fans to define him as an emotionless damage machine, loyal and reliable, but without any warmth.
On the other hand, Jiang Song is the most evil little ladyboy in Asia. His hobby is pretending to be his younger sister, begging his brother to take care of him, and then showing off his brother until he is speechless and his face turns red.
His special skill is that he can easily escape the pursuit and interception of the "Internet Fraud Victims Alliance" in the game. The highlight moment is when he seizes the opportunity to kill the opponent during a hearty escape and directly escalate the conflict.
The hidden program was that one time, Xia Qinghuan was deceived without hesitation, and she was beaten up by the person involved. Her nose was bruised and her face was swollen, and she felt miserable for the first time in her online fraud career.
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So why are the two so incompatible... The answer is actually obvious, but they each have their own reasons for not wanting to mention it.
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Although Xia Qinghuan left the team midway, fortunately, Jiang Song's dominance in the league was not in vain. After single-handedly leading the SAG team to win the mid-season invitational championship, he turned around and was photographed by reporters at Xia Qinghuan's home.
"I've done what I promised you. You should come back now." Jiang Song looked at Xia Qinghuan with firm eyes and a sincere tone. He changed his usual indifferent attitude and said, "Come back, brother, I won't be at ease without you here."
"Why do you have to pester me when there are so many living people outside?" Xia Qinghuan said with a look of disdain, "I won't come back."
"No," Jiang Song came closer to Xia Qinghuan, with a clumsy clarity in his eyes, "I don't want anyone, I want you."
"Brother, please let me beg you."
"Can you come back...?"
Xia Qinghuan nodded and lowered his eyes when he heard the voice. Although his tone was cold and lazy, he finally relaxed a little: "You can go back, you agree to a condition."
"You said, as long as you are willing to come back, I will agree to anything."
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[Weibo headlines a few days later]
[SAG's top assassin Jiang Song made his first show after winning the championship. The live broadcast of women's clothing caused controversy, and he sang "A coquettish woman is the best" with no skills but only emotion]
[Women who act like a spoiled child are the best, but Jiang Song's singing can kill people]
[I'll give you two hundred yuan for the person named Jiang. You said you are from the EUK competition area next door]
[The singing is quite nice, but it's a bit annoying]
[If you sing well, you are not allowed to sing again next time]
[OK, the damage you do as an assassin is really high]
[Killing with one move makes you SAG assassins understand, right?]
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After a long period of time, the media suddenly broke the news that Jiang Song's live broadcast of women's clothing that night had no other purpose. He was just trying to make Xia Qing smile with all his face. He was no different from King Zhou You who played the princes with beacon fire back then.
Netizens couldn't sit still again.
[He is real, I cry to death]
[Is this melon authentic?
[How is that possible? It feels like these two people would spit on each other every time they meet.]
[Xin Jiang Song had an affair with Xia Qinghuan, I wouldn't be as good as Xin Lin Daiyu having an affair with the Decepticons]
[CP can be unpopular, but cannot be unpopular.
[Didn't it mean that the relationship between Xia and Jiang was very bad? Didn't Xia always hate Jiang because Jiang took his place?
[Have you ever seen anyone hold such a grudge? The two people's eyes are going to be drawn]
[No matter how much you hold a grudge, you have to carry it to bed, right? Let's fight for eight hundred rounds to resolve the grudge, right? I'm really convinced.
At this time, the evil CP duo of Ode to Joy who were sitting on the bed hugging each other and peering at the screen said: "? How do they know?"
HE Over-the-top sweet essay on mutual love, competition + daily life (but I really like to write about love, and I can write a lot about love, forgive me)
-------Pre-released article "My Love Rival Always Offends Me" Copywriting--------
Chi Xu always felt that the friendship between him and Huo Zhiyun could last for twenty-seven years like this, which was simply a myth worthy of being recorded in the annals of human history.
In elementary school, Chi Xu picked some small wild flowers from the Huo family yard and wanted to give them to Huo Zhiyun, but Huo Zhiyun tricked him into telling him that they were magic roses that the gardener at home had worked hard to grow. Now Chi Xu has been cursed for picking flowers and will be locked up in the Huo family for the rest of his life as a wife and never allowed to go out. Chi Xu was so frightened that he sat on the ground and cried for half an hour. Afterwards, Huo Zhiyun was lucky that his father would not beat him to death.
After graduating from high school, Huo Zhiyun mysteriously said that he would give Chi Xu a graduation gift. It was very precious and told him to keep it as a treasure. Chi Xuxin believed it to be true, so he would never forget the helpless and horrified looks of the two elders around him when he took out a flying cup from the gift box Huo Zhiyun gave him in front of his parents.
During the college summer vacation, Huo Zhiyun said that he would take Chi Xu on a self-driving trip. Just when Chi Xu naively thought that Huo Zhiyun had finally returned to his duties as a human resource, Huo Zhiyun playfully told him halfway that he had actually signed up for Chi Xu's "Boys and Girls Rush Forward" in Linshi... After a three-hour drive, Chi Xu scolded Huo Zhiyun for two and a half hours, and finally forced Huo Zhiyun to play for him and win back a refrigerator.
But now, after so many years, Huo Zhiyun's pranks are obviously still continuing.
Otherwise, there is no way to explain why the Huo family insisted on asking Huo Zhiyun and Lou Mian to appear as lovers at this grand reception on Chi Xu's birthday.
Chi Xu has been secretly in love with Lou Mian for 18 years since he was 10 years old, and during these 18 years, he, Huo Zhiyun Shenlong, has been busy courting girls from which family.
So, if he falls in love with Lou Mian, his surname is Huo?
At the reception, Chi Xu, who was drunk due to boredom, was finally taken by Huo Zhiyun to the room originally prepared for Huo Zhiyun and Lou Mian.
The decoration in the room was full of ambiguity, and the strong and fragrant aroma was even more arousing, but it couldn't arouse Chi Xu's mood at all.
"On this big day, if you don't want to get close to your future wife here, why did you bring me here?" Chi Xu's question was cold, hard, and had a sour taste.
"Why didn't I realize that Mr. Chi was so concerned about my personal life before?" Huo Zhiyun was probably drunk, and when he looked at Chi Xu, there was some vague emotion in his expression, "I asked her to go back."
"Going back?" Chi Xu said while looking at the layout of the room. He fell into deep thought while looking at it, and suddenly frowned and smiled bitterly.
"Huo Zhiyun, I realize you are not good at it."
"?"
And it was on this night that Huo Zhiyun, who had always been taciturn, proved to Chi Xu with practical actions that he was more than capable.
He is not an ordinary person.
Since then, Chi Xu has another reason for wanting to cut Huo Zhiyun into pieces.
[Huo Zhiyun's perspective]
After communicating with his family for the 9981st time to no avail, Huo Zhiyun was finally given an ultimatum by his father to get engaged to Lou Mian, the second daughter of the Lou family.
Huo Zhiyun knew that Chi Xu had liked Lou Mian since he was a child, so when he heard the news, the first thing that came to his mind was not even how he would live for the rest of his life if he married a woman he had never loved.
He only thought of Chi Xu.
He was afraid to see Chi Xu look at him with eyes filled with confusion, disappointment, and even hatred after learning the news. That would be even worse than killing him directly.
Huo Zhiyun wanted to explain to Chi Xu.
Today's cocktail party is Huo Zhiyun's last chance.
That night, he took the drunk Chi Xu to the room to talk.
Unexpectedly, Chi Xu didn't want to cooperate at all. He spoke with a gun and a stick, and every sentence made Huo Zhiyun lose his temper. Seeing that the conversation couldn't go on at all, Huo Zhiyun simply decided to give up the room to Chi Xu, who had limited mobility, and go elsewhere.
"Where are you going?" When walking out, Chi Xu grabbed Huo Zhiyun and said, "I don't allow you to leave this room..."
"Why?"
"I don't allow you to see her. If you dare to go to Lou Mian, I will kill you."
"... Then where do you think I should go?" Huo Zhiyun showed no resistance and let Chi Xu do whatever he wanted to him.
"Right here."
"?"
"With me here, you can't mess around."
Huo Zhiyun couldn't help laughing when he heard the sound.
"Then you underestimate me."
"What did you say?"
"No, I said you must be optimistic about me."
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[Leimeng self-pickup area]
1. 1V1 HE, straight and bent, strong, favoring each other
2. There is no ex in the whole network of Gongshou. Shou has liked girls but never talked to them.
3. Overhead into outer space
4. The unobstructed version of the newspaper cover shows the author's eyes
4. I always felt that there was still more, so I thought of adding more.
Purpose: Please shine in the career you are passionate about!
Reader comments
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall, can there be some extra cp extras! Want to watch 7 Young Masters Attack?
If you don't get enlightened, I'll crack it open for you. Hehehe.
These two are a bit... Ambiguous~
I wish Mrs. Lizi peace and happiness forever!
Oh my god, has the author released a radio drama?
The next article will open with the copy of "My Love Rival Is Always Offending Me" in the column, please click and collect it~~~[Kiss][Kiss][Kiss]
Don't scare Xiao Jiang, he is timid
Big change of cover? Is it Songbao? It's beautiful.
Why does it smell like tea? Who? Water makes tea!
So sweet~
Sure enough, it's the most enjoyable to read it all in one breath after coming back from school!
Boss Xia, why are you so good?
Why do I accompany you? ! ! ! !
Xiaojiang, come on! ! ! We can't let him underestimate us! !
Sure enough, they are a sweet couple~
Happy New Year, madam!
Harmony with the light and dust, relaxed with the times, covered with sunshine.
A bunch of deletions, I want to watch the live broadcast! ! ! !
I really want to hear Xiaojiang's voice disguised as a girl~
Xiaojiang's mind is spinning so fast!
Are you still in high school at this time?
Chirmi~
Madam, I'm back from vacation! ╰(*?`*)╯
Happy New Year's Eve! ! !
Is Chen Shou? ! ! ! How about your momentum towards Boss Xia? (I hate that iron cannot become steel)
(Although... Well... Accepted by secret love, attack by secret love and attack by attributes Σ(°Д°;)
This pair inexplicably hit my cute point (⊙x⊙;)
I'm really curious if this pair is attacking each other?
There really was an aurora in May this year! Extra large
I feel like Mother Jiang should write more about it.
I feel like I am the main writer, not the main recipient.
Where are you finished? ? ? ?
Hey, I'm a little confused about who's attacking.
I can't read a bit of it after retiring (crying) The last article is sour and sweet
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall, can there be some extra cp extras! Want to watch 7 Young Masters Attack?
If you don't get enlightened, I'll crack it open for you. Hehehe.
These two are a bit... Ambiguous~
I wish Mrs. Lizi peace and happiness forever!
Oh my god, has the author released a radio drama?
The next article will open with the copy of "My Love Rival Is Always Offending Me" in the column, please click and collect it~~~[Kiss][Kiss][Kiss]
Don't scare Xiao Jiang, he is timid
Big change of cover? Is it Songbao? It's beautiful.
Why does it smell like tea? Who? Water makes tea!
So sweet~ Sure enough, it's the most enjoyable to read it all in one breath after coming back from school!
Boss Xia, why are you so good?
Why do I accompany you? ! ! ! !
Xiaojiang, come on! ! ! We can't let him underestimate us! !
Sure enough, they are a sweet couple~
Happy New Year, madam! Harmony with the light and dust, relaxed with the times, covered with sunshine.
A bunch of deletions, I want to watch the live broadcast! ! ! !
I really want to hear Xiaojiang's voice disguised as a girl~
Xiaojiang's mind is spinning so fast! Are you still in high school at this time?
Chirmi~ Madam, I'm back from vacation! ╰(*?`*)╯
Happy New Year's Eve! ! !
Is Chen Shou? ! ! ! How about your momentum towards Boss Xia? (I hate that iron cannot become steel) (Although... Well... Accepted by secret love, attack by secret love and attack by attributes Σ(°Д°;)
This pair inexplicably hit my cute point (⊙x⊙;) I'm really curious if this pair is attacking each other?
There really was an aurora in May this year! Extra large
I feel like Mother Jiang should write more about it.
I feel like I am the main writer, not the main recipient.
Where are you finished? ? ? ?
Hey, I'm a little confused about who's attacking.
I can't read a bit of it after retiring (crying) The last article is sour and sweet