I Am Selling Fish in Konoha Despite Being a Feng Zhu

In the world of Demon Slayer, if you want to live to old age, one of the first things you need to do is to have the surname Murata

Ah... How can I put it this way? I personally don't like this kind of one-sided broadcast of the heroine's life. I feel it's very disrespectful to her.

Suddenly I realized that as long as it is a female penis, it will definitely die in the hands of a child.

It starts to feel awkward here. I don't know the meaning of this plot.

The capitalization is great, but I have a slightly different opinion about Naruto. I personally think that although Naruto is a bit reckless, he doesn't say that it's not worth it to trade for stripes if he doesn't live to be twenty-five years old. Naruto is a carefree boy on the outside and as gentle and delicate as his father on the inside. The above is my personal opinion, don't scold me, don't scold me (??ω??`)

It's a communication setting. 1. Shu Songxi has a cat. This may sound like nothing to talk about. The young teachers at Demon Slayer Academy all like to keep cats in the academy. They all live in the school. At the end of the year, the principal, Mr. Uyashiki, will have a party, and there will definitely be one cat party per person. It is a veritable cat party. But Teacher hope is different. Including the Ninja Academy next door, there were many beautiful female teachers within a ten-mile radius, but none of them could rival her in popularity. Every time I go to her class, it is always crowded and bustling, just to listen to her class and watch her smile for forty minutes. She is pretty, although she seems a bit aloof when she talks less, but after getting along with her for a long time, you will find that she actually has a good personality. She looks young but has experience. It is said that the history teacher Purgatory often goes to her to learn swordsmanship in private. Students who have watched her say that Teacher hope is very powerful. There are many people who like Teacher hope, including teachers and students, but no one dares to make trouble in front of her. If you go, you will probably only get a solemn apology: "I'm sorry, I don't think I'm worthy of you. I believe you will find a better partner than me." The students who had failed to confess their love were in tears and lined up from the east side of Demon Slayer Academy to the west side. Some people have also given gifts to Teacher hope, such as hamsters, dogs and cats that girls like, but within two days there will be tragedies of giving the wrong food or forgetting to feed them, which makes people wonder if Teacher Xi was able to raise herself to such a big size because of the inconvenience. As for Mr. Hope, who was "alone" and "alone", he had a male, smooth-looking and beloved white cat at home. It was also a rare cat with different eyes and walked lazily. This cat, under the attention of many students and teachers of Demon Slayer Academy, lived comfortably in Teacher Nozomi's house for thirty days. It's a miracle. "Who definitely gave it to me, right?" One day when the teachers were lazing around in private, a very loud and unaware Purgatory teacher speculated enthusiastically, "Hahaha, I've never seen Shusong Baby before, but I didn't expect that cat to be very well-raised!" "Indeed, it sounds reasonable." The art teacher at the same time nodded, "It is not easy for Shusong to raise himself to such a big size. He even forgets to eat when he is busy, but he still remembers that the cat has not been fed every day." "Really, it's so suspicious - he can't be your boyfriend -" The teachers were chatting in a lively discussion, but they didn't notice that a student with pink and green hair standing outside the door made a very scary gossip and listened to it from beginning to end. The female student couldn't help but gossip, and she had the courage to ask Teacher hope directly: "Teacher, was your cat given to you by someone else?" "Eh? Hmm." Teacher hope was stunned for a moment. The female student was caught off guard and asked: "Is this the person you like?" Teacher hope: "..." In full view of everyone, Teacher hope showed his signature smile. Oh hoo! The female student was violently assaulted by a beautiful woman, so she boldly returned to the forum and posted a diss: "Which bastard made Teacher hope obsessed with him and became a shit shoveler?" If you take the initiative to stand up, I won't beat you (laughing)" One post set off a thousand waves. As a result, the temptation, which was based on speculation but went wrong, set off a terrible riot. 2. Fuyuzawa Souta, Shu Songxi's close disciple, was the first person to be questioned. It was like a dozen lovelorn students surrounded him, saying "Fuyuzawa-senpai" in a friendly manner, so enthusiastically that he was frightened to the point where he didn't dare to breathe for a while. Hey, hey, you usually call me Kanata-senpai casually, why are you so polite all of a sudden? After learning what happened, he smiled helplessly at the students and remained silent. He did know who the cat was from, but wasn't going to say too much. Rather, he was unhappy with the other party's approach. He was also a male, so why did the other party have privileges but he couldn't have them? He was still the teacher's only closed disciple! This attitude lasted until one day when he opened the crack in the door and saw Teacher Nozomi stroking the fur of the cat that had entered the room. There was no smile on his face that seemed very distant as usual, but he was just chattering in a low voice: "It's weird, why do you look more and more like Kakashi as you grow? Don't keep staring at the dead fish eyes..." Talking about the cat's eyes, fur, and the salted saury he loved to eat, Teacher Nozomi pointed at the tip of its nose and said that you will definitely lose hair, so don't jump on Kakashi, as the hair will stick to it. ... Ah, I haven't seen him for a long time. I haven't made salted saury for a long time. Are you hungry? ... You must not be greedy. If you are, I won't cook it for you. ... Kakashi, you won't be injured on a mission, right? The words that were obviously meant to be disgusting seemed to become softer in the teacher's mouth, with some worry and loneliness that were only slightly revealed when no one was around - she may not even recognize this loneliness herself, and she never told Fuyuzawa that she wanted to see Kakashi. Fuyuzawa Souta heard about cats and Kakashi for a while, and thought that maybe when he saw Kakashi's face the next day, he would look like a cat. Later, he realized that Kakashi was in the ninja academy next door and could not see him every day. Because the Ninja Academy pursues stick education, students are often asked to form groups to travel around the world, such as directing traffic, breaking into a police base camp, or interning in the police station. As long as you can think of it, you can't do it without them. They will go to heaven and earth just like ancient ninjas, hence the name of the academy. Kakashi Hatake graduated from there as a top student and took up the position of teacher, traveling around with three students. The teacher's romance sounds so pitiful. Fuyuzawa Soda was so overthinking that he actively took up the matter of the school festival with the Ninja Academy next door, urging the slackers in the student union to get started. After he entered Demon Slayer Academy, his teacher always gave him guidance. After his parents divorced and he became independent, it was also his teacher who helped him take care of his life. If it weren't for Teacher Nozomi, he probably wouldn't have died of starvation. In this case, what's wrong with making the teacher happy? But it's one thing if the teacher likes it, it's another thing if he doesn't like it. He doesn't mind giving the person who took the teacher a little trouble before making the teacher happy. ? Thinking about it, Fuyuzawa Souta showed an innocent and gentle smile that was very similar to his teacher, and gave directions to the rioting students: "Well, I can only tell you that he is a teacher at the Ninja Academy." Hehe, I didn't name him or say anything, he just pointed the way. 3. ? The second person to be disturbed was Mr. Purgatory, who had a really good temper. He was coaxing his kid Shinjuro, and was a little surprised when he saw students forming a group to come to him: "Hahaha, everyone is so enthusiastic today!" "... It doesn't feel like I'm here to listen to dad's class." Shen Juro said softly. The father and son's heads were stacked together, making them look furry. The students' eyes turned green when they looked at the two owls, one big and one small. It took a long time to find their purpose. "Is there someone you like? I can't tell you." Teacher Purgatory, who is married and has children, naturally has a stern look, but he will not talk about such personal things without Nozomi's permission. It doesn't matter if you talk to other teachers in private. After all, they are all people who know the basics and keep their mouth shut. It would be unethical to talk about it to others. What would be a better way to change the subject... Photo album? The day the students went there happened to be a time when Teacher Purgatory had no classes. On this day, an old teacher who had retired for a long time came to chat with him. Because he heard that hope had a good relationship with him, he even took a photo album to look at. Shu Songxi grew up in Demon Slayer Academy since she was a child, and her guardians are also old teachers of the academy. It can be said that every old teacher has a copy of her childhood photos. Teacher Purgatory was stuffed with a photo album by the enthusiastic old teacher, which was perfect for fooling the students. All in all, after that, when Teacher Nozomi went out, there were always students staring at her face and taking pictures, which made Fuyuzawa Souta furious and ordered her to rectify her conduct. As for the final destination of the photos? A certain Kakashi who obtained the negatives through technological means calmly put away his mobile phone. 4. After being pointed out by their seniors, the students finally found their way and squatted beside the door of the Ninja Academy every day to spy on who might be suspected of stealing their lovely, beautiful, elegant and generous teacher Nozomi. The hair on the back of the Ninja Academy student stood on end, shouting that he was wronged. Compared to Demon Slayer Academy, Ninja Academy has very strict control over mobile phones and other electronic products. Only administrators and teachers are present on the forum all year round. Students are generally inactive, and information is very closed. So much so that the Demon Slayer Forum next door exploded three times and they didn't even realize what was going on. Until the ignorant freshmen exploded in the first round. Teacher hope? Who is Teacher hope? Oh, the excellent beautiful teacher from Demon Slayer next door. ? Hey, isn't it on the list every year? Why don't any ninja school students confess their love? ... Ah, you are a freshman, so you may not know that rumor. ? What rumors? Anyone who confesses to Mr. Nozomi, the demon slayer next door, will be "dealt with". ... Eh? It means being sent to a far away place to perform a mission. It's miserable, fighting bears, directing traffic in the Arctic, etc... Yes, every year there are naive ninja freshmen who climb over walls and walls to see what this beautiful teacher who is on the list looks like every year. Every year there are uncontrollable ninja freshmen walking on the road to confess their love with a crazy trembling heart. Then there was no news at all. In this regard, Fuyuzawa Souta remained silent, and asked Nozomi-sensei's ears to remain silent as well. Teacher hope doesn't need to know too much about this kind of thing that is not overdone but not very gentle either. ... Although, I still feel from the bottom of my heart that it's great that fewer people come to confess. Of course he didn't know that when he blocked these messages, Shu Songxi looked at him silently, thoughtfully not mentioning that she actually had an account on the student forum and could see posts discussing supernatural events at the Ninja Academy every day. Stop talking, save some face for the child, it's rare to be so careful. In addition to supernatural events, Teacher hope also likes to follow the posts of ninja students who are on missions outside. They will post very interesting things. For example: "Ask! How should you react when you meet a gay man while helping to build a bridge? ", The poster seems to be a freshman who just entered the school. He doesn't understand the rules and the photos he posts are not coded at all. Teacher hope could see at a glance the silver-haired figure leaning against the wall with squinting eyes in the photo, and then he could see the x-book in this guy's hand. Feeling her blood pressure rising, Nozomi looked away. ? The guy was wearing the uniform of a ninja teacher, with his trousers neatly tucked into his shoes, and his hairband hung down diagonally, covering one eye. The exposed one showed a lazy expression, as if he was thinking about something secretly, and there was no sense of nervousness about going on a mission. Teacher hope hopes that he is thinking about her, because she is thinking about him now. But I don't want him to think of me at this time. After all, it's been more than half a year since we last met, and he doesn't bring electronic products with him when he goes on missions. It's too pitiful that he misses her but can't see her. It sounds like she is pitiful to be left behind, but Xi understands that that person likes to run around outside so that his busy feet do not touch the ground. Once he stays in the ninja school, he will constantly think of his two young tame Ran who were separated due to an accident. I don't want him to be immersed in pain, so I hope he comes back less frequently. I was very happy to see him taking a long-term class, so that in order to take charge of the class, he would not come back and stay too long, and stay in the memories for too long. ? So he sent a cat back, a cute cat with familiar eyes and strange eyes, as if it could exist in his place. It cannot be replaced. After all, Maomao wouldn't say "like" to her. Looking at Maomao's dead eyes, Nozomi suddenly remembered what happened when she first met Kakashi. At that time, Teacher Xi's guardian teacher had reached the retirement age and planned to watch Teacher hope take up the post before retiring. In order to let the guardian have a good rest, Teacher hope had to stay up late and study, which made her very tired during the day. ? There is a small forest in Demon Slayer Academy, which is quite quiet. When Mr. Nozomi is tired, he will sit by the tree and take a nap in the sunlight shining through the gaps in the leaves. That's when Kakashi showed up. ? Nozomi had almost forgotten when Kakashi would sit in the tree and read a book. It might have been when she was sleeping. Anyway, when she looked up, she could always see a silver-haired guy holding a few books and reading them. His dead fish eyes paused and looked attentively. ? I have to say, he is very good-looking, and Nozomi likes to see Kakashi sitting on the branch of the tree above his head, reading a book intently when he wakes up. It was a feeling of silent companionship. For Nozomi, who lacked leisure and calm time, sleeping under Kakashi's sight at that time was something that could calm down the mood. ? She likes this feeling. ? This silence lasted until she was about to graduate and take the exam for Demon Slayer Academy's teacher qualification certificate. The day before the exam, she went to sit under a tree. She couldn't fall asleep for half an hour, so she had to look up at the sunlight falling among the leaves. And Kakashi falling in the sun. ? "Aren't you going to sleep?" Kakashi asked suddenly. Hope realized that this was the first time they had a conversation, which broke the silent distance. She wanted to reply solemnly, but felt too solemn and too far away. In the end, she had to subconsciously pull up her smile and say, "Well, I have an exam to take and I can't sleep." "What exam?" "Teacher Qualification Certificate." ? Nozomi didn't tell them all the names of the exams, just like they never asked each other which grade or class they were in. She didn't know what Kakashi was thinking. She only knew that the students she didn't know were basically students from the ninja academy next door. If you climb over the wall without permission, you will be punished. She is afraid that if she tells him, he will not come again. ? Fortunately, Kakashi was unaware of this small panic. He just put down the book and looked down at her with one dark eye. It happened that she was also looking at him, her green eyes and black eyes facing each other. Kakashi suddenly arched his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Then I wish you good luck in the exam." Sunlight and shadow, silver and black, gentle tones and blessings. ? Hope was stunned. After a while, she smiled and raised her head to Kakashi. ? "Thank you." Thank you for being willing to come to me. ? ? 5. ? Generally speaking, Ninja Academy seldom carries out activities with other schools because their students are very busy and travel all over the world, so there are never enough people. But when Fuyuzawa Soutai finally submitted the application form after being busy for more than half a year, Principal Ubuyashiki didn't know what he did. He actually got the Ninja Academy to quickly approve the request to hold the school festival. ? He even called "Kakashi Ban" back to assist him very cooperatively. ? Hey hey, your bridge is not finished yet? Are you back? I don't even believe it if it's not a conspiracy. Fuyuzawa Souta was so disgusted that he turned around and revealed that the head teacher of Kakashi's class liked Teacher Nozomi. This frightened the students of Demon Slayer Academy to the point where their hair stood on end and they stared at Kakashi like an old hen guarding its calf. ? Although he does look handsome... But those who compete with us for Teacher hope are all enemies! ? Kakashi seemed to be unhurried. Even though there were several students secretly following behind him, he could walk towards the intended target impartially. The x book in his hand was rarely replaced by a signed "Ninja Roots", which made him look more serious. His target was a forest. Once he entered the forest, he walked out of the trees. He threw away the Demon Slayer Academy students in a few clicks and found his target with ease. She was under the tree, sleeping lightly against the trunk, her long silver hair spread on the grass, illuminated by the sunlight shining through the gaps in the leaves. When the cat saw him coming, it silently ran up the tree and got into his arms with dead eyes. ? Sunshine, girl, light sleep. Kakashi inevitably remembered the first time he saw this girl. That time coincided with the end-of-year test of the Ninja Academy. His test question was to make the examiner unable to find him, commonly known as hide-and-seek. He thought hard about that battle based on strength, and finally climbed over the wall and hid in the Demon Slayer Academy next door. There was a forest near the wall. Out of caution, he ran half of the forest to the edge to rest, and he got a girl who fell asleep. ? He stood on the branch and looked down at the girl. She was very beautiful, her silver hair was brighter than his, and she looked very well-behaved and peaceful when sleeping, but she seemed tired, with dark circles under her eyes. Some people have this kind of charm. Looking at her, they feel that the air becomes quiet, and their brains that were originally confused by the exam also calm down. ? ... Want to stay a little longer. ? She may not have known that Kakashi was reading on the branch above her head, or she had seen him but didn't care. When he came, he would sit quietly in the same place and sleep lightly. When she woke up, she would pat her skirt and stroll away. Occasionally she would make eye contact with him, and then quickly move away. They were a pair of clear blue eyes, as beautiful as the necklace that Tsunade-senpai wore around her neck. Kakashi was not very good at literature and could not describe such a color. ? If I had to say it, it was his favorite color. ? He is so unreasonable, maybe because he has troubles in his heart, so when he sees such a quiet and gentle person, he likes him very much. Kakashi even broke his previous record. Even after the exam, he still came to sit for a while and watch her sleep. Then one day, he sat there for a while and she didn't fall asleep. She looked very irritable and looked up at him with her green eyes, as if waiting for him to say something. Later he realized that the little wait was just to see the sunshine, but he did not regret seizing this little wait, even if it was a cute misunderstanding. ? It was this little bit of waiting without regrets that allowed them to intersect. ? Kakashi smiled, hugged the cat and sat down on the branch, as if he was back in his student days, waiting for her to have a dream every day. ? She can see him first when she wakes up, and he can always watch her sleep. For them, this small tacit understanding is enough. ? ? (I don't have the habit of checking my inbox, so it took me a week to see my wife's reply!) (Written blindly. Demon Slayer Academy part linked to Ninja Academy 2333) (It's just a cookie without logic. If the character is written wrong, it will be a disaster!)

Ah! It's over. I still want to watch it. It would be great if the heroine could go back. I wouldn't mind if the heroine and Kakashi spend their whole lives in the ninja world and then go back.

Hey, can you write a story about how Kamado sister who became the Ghost King and can breathe the sun (who lost her memory and overcame the sun by not eating people) came to this world and everyone watched the decisive battle in Mugen City together?

I'm very sorry that my proposal to write a movie-watching genre caused trouble to Dada and disrupted the plot of Dada's writing. My sudden suggestion of a movie-watching genre created a sense of fragmentation in the plot. Thank you very much for accepting my suggestion. I am really happy, but I am very sorry for the unpleasantness it has caused. Red bean paste private Marseille!

Emmm, why are there three generations of people watching the movie? Don't understand

Well, by the way, Thunder Breath is the king of speed, right?

It's good. I also think that no matter how Sasuke views all this, what his thoughts are, and his mind is at a loss, at least he can clearly understand that there is something fishy in all this. Although his brother is powerful, he really couldn't kill the entire clan silently at that age.

Just emmmm, [I don't have any hope for her, it's great that I'm taller than her] What's the point of this comparison? Does the heroine just have an attitude towards others not being able to survive? Naruto also complained about Demon Slayer Swordsman's determination to bravely die. Isn't it true that it's OOC?

Hahahaha, Kazi brother will meet his parents in the next chapter

Kakashi: (beautiful face turns pale)

Master, do you think my wife has a partner? [Bad laugh]

Wow, my wife doesn't want to update anymore.

Why did you suddenly start watching movies? [Cheek support]

But people in this world learn swordsmanship to kill people. I think this is a waste of Demon Slayer's swordsmanship. Seeing this, I suddenly couldn't stand it anymore. The world of Naruto is too dirty. Putting a person here to live a new life is a defiled feeling, and showing her past to so many dirty people...

Quick! Paw team, rush forward! Sasuke Neko is no threat!

It's so good, it's he woo woo woo

It's so well written, the heroine has a strong and gentle heart.

It's been almost two years. It's not easy to come back and update it. But as long as I can update one chapter, there is hope.

Both people are denying that they are heroes, and both people are thinking that the other is a hero.

Finally updated, take a big bite! !

Ahhhhhhh, eat so much

Oh oh oh oh oh! ! !

Ahhhhhhhh finally

I finally waited until you were okay and I didn't give up.

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