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The wind is surging, the clouds are thundering, Dog blood sprayed. Broom, dustpan and rag, Can't stop bleeding. →A little girl's tragic and legendary growth history← →"This is a road of no return. Are you sure you want to go?"← → "Yes!" Replied enthusiastically. …………← →………………——————………………← → "You have to become the strongest! The strongest!"......← → "The strongest...?" The little girl murmured to herself. …← →"The strongest!" This is the decisive sound of abduction! …← →[The history of blood and tears of a little girl who was kidnapped and became a great god]← So do you know... Why it's called Calm Growth History... It's because there are too many BTs in this article... Let's take a look at the gentle children's shoes... Impatient children, remember to hold back! I endured it for a while, the weather became sunny and the breeze became crisp, and the autumn air became refreshing—— How wonderful! ... Well, his true nature has been exposed. As for why it is called "The Calm Growth History of a Certain Bird"... Ah, because I drew it very happily just now, and then pulled it out, so I happily decided to change it to "Online Games: Weiyu Yuxiao"... Well, it is actually because they wrote such a silly and nonsensical article and had such a literary name... As a result, people had to OTL for a long time every time they saw this name, so I changed it - - | Hehe~ Anyway, not many people read it... - BY 2010.2.14 16:57 Bursts of thunder are normal! It's definitely a mess! Falsehood is absolute! [Of course, I personally think the little plot that is still fermenting in my head is quite weird. Anyone who is interested or bored, come on, come on, come on... Wakaka~~ [Check the previous chapters from time to time to catch insects] [[[Chapter 1 has been changed again, changing the age of a certain animal]]] [As for the reason... Can we just pretend that we suddenly discovered something strange? In fact, I just want to see how long the copy can be and how much it can make us nag, so I refresh the page, okay? But this is unethical, right? Children who read the article have to waste their hands and scroll down a lot to get to the first chapter. Can the copy really be that long? If it is not that long, why not read the article? Children's shoes, don't you need to scroll down so much and waste so much manual effort? I'm so confused. In fact, I just couldn't get it out because the text was stuck, so I did this on a whim. My label is full of words. I'm really happy. Why am I so happy? It's because our label is full of words. Ah, isn't this worth being happy? Oh, oh, well, in fact, it's really not worth being happy. Then why should I? Am I crying? Am I sad? Am I cups? Or am I tableware? Or am I kitchen utensils. If you ask me what kitchen utensils are, I'll tell you. Someone in a certain group we added said that kitchen utensils are the evolution of tableware, but those kitchen utensils look like It really can't be homophonic with any drama, so this kitchen utensil is a disguised form of a washing utensil, right? So it's really a piece of cake. Why is it that I've typed so many lines and the copywriting is still not enough? How many words do you need to fill it up? I scream to the sky and keep laughing. Is it okay to write a copy? As for the copywriting, you can fill it up, fill it up, fill it up... But why is it? Why is it still not full? I'm so frustrated. Copywriter, just follow us. We are a ten thousand year old general. You won't lose. You really won't lose. Trust me... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that I know you don't believe it, because those in the group are just saying that we are the generals, but I really want to correct them and clarify that they are really the ten thousand years of general attack. Okay, you also said that only ten thousand years of general support can say that they are the ten thousand years of general attack, so my words are not trustworthy. But are you really sure? It's better to observe and confirm, right? If you are impatient, please ignore the following chatter. If you are interested, just scroll down to find the first chapter and click in to read it. It's okay to read it later or not to read it all the time. Because I really just want to see how long the copy can be. Is it really the same as someone in the group said? Copy can be as long as the thought is. I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I really don't believe it... By the way, if I experiment like this, will the editor turn me into a wild boar and then chop, kill, roast, add some seasonings, and then chew it? Oh oh ok, actually, that's not bad, at least it won't be a dead body, right... So let's continue the experiment hehehehe... Oh oh ok, actually, I suddenly discovered that the XXX paragraphs above didn't have any punctuation marks and they looked bad, right? So... From now on, let's add punctuation marks! Um, but after I started adding punctuation points, I didn't have anything to say anymore. What should I do? Otherwise, just read the article and stop reading the article! It's just an experiment anyway! It's not good to waste time and eyesight looking at this, is it? But it's really long ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… Otherwise, I'll hold my words for now, there's nothing to talk about - -| Yeah, so see you tomorrow! ———————————————————————— Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so here I am again. Although my original intention was to see how long the copy can be, but now I feel that it is a good choice to complain because I have nothing to do. So brothers who are reading the text... Oh no, no, no, actually, sisters, you should just scroll down happily and don't read me, a lazy person, right? Although there are not many updated chapters, I am really stuck somewhere, so I will say it, right? Ah, by the way, people still think it's better not to add punctuation. If you are interested in reading this but think it's weird because of the punctuation, you can leave a message and ask me, right~ So let's get back to the topic. I just said I got stuck, where did I get stuck? In fact, I think a normal baby can just kill a few chickens. Chickens are not very eye-catching, but as a certain Gu Xmo, who has a slightly weird aesthetic and I'm sorry to say that she is still a girl in the end, it seems too weird to let her kill a cute little rabbit, after all, in this era. The children of ordinary civilians in the city are basically people who don't see blood. Suddenly, in the game, they have to kill not only chickens but also rabbits with their own hands. This seems so illogical, and it's so peaceful, but people really don't know how to overdo it. OTL, I am really the kind of bastard who worries too much. Hehehehehahahaha - -| Ugh... Otherwise, I'll just write it first. If you think you can't accept it, just tell us. Let's change it. We'll change it. We'll definitely change it... I'm full of guilt... Oh, by the way, the recent winter vacation is pretty much done, right? All the homework that I should catch up on has to be caught up, so I'm a poor OTL... So I gave up my time to read a lot of books to knock on this awkward kid Gu Xmo... Okay, I'm almost here with a hundred words today, right? So, Copywriter, you are still not satisfied, I must despise you to the end, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, such a green and green young man, just wasted on the issue of finding your limit, Copywriter, you have simply become a cup just like the New Year! ——BY 2010.2.14 7:53 ———————————————————————— Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and so I am here again, so why am I here again? It is because we suddenly became enthusiastic, so we decided to study hard and make progress every day in the future, and never read a lot of books again - uh, okay, actually, I will never read it again. It's not that I will never read it again, just reduce the time of reading. Why? It's because I want to study hard, work hard every day, work hard, UPUP and UP, and then the problem comes, even if I have to work hard, UPUP, and UP. There is still a lot of time to spare, right? Then there is a problem. So what should I do with all the free time? So let me tell you, so much time will be used to beat up this little guy Gu Xmo. You asked me why I don't call her a little pervert. It's because she is not a pervert yet, right? Look at Mao Lao's group of TXs - oh Mao Lao and those children's shoes are all perverts among perverts. But no one can compare with her ability to manipulate people... By the way, I remembered my original intention of writing the copy. It was obviously to challenge the word limit of JJ's copywriting, right? But as you can see, it has almost become our little nagging theater. I said this is really not good. If it doesn't become a nagging little theater, how can I make up the word count? So I... So what I am going to do is just nagging. If you don't see the nagging, then you won't have anything to say... Oh, oh, yes, I remembered that I found a song called "Kiss Too Real" yesterday. Then I was listening and suddenly inspiration came to me (on the toilet). Then I climbed on the computer chair and started typing in front of WORD. Then after typing for a long time, I suddenly came to my senses and found that I had typed a new hole, and it was more than 500 words. Then I went to sleep, and the next day, today, I showed the new hole to a girl. The complete 500 words of Ying Yue told me that it has a sense of Western fantasy, that is, the feeling of Western fantasy, and then told me that it was really amazing for you to type out such words while listening to that song. Then we were so proud that we felt elated, so we opened the kiss scene dedicated to a certain Sakura, and found that nothing could be typed. Then we went to see Brother S's "That is a fan of a certain article dedicated to a certain Sakura," and found that there were a lot more words, so we felt inferior to ourselves... Then we suddenly read the new chapter of this pit and found that we still couldn't type many words. No matter how we picked it up, it felt unnatural, unharmonious, and uncoordinated. What a mess this world is... - BY 2010.2.17 22:36 ———————————————————————— Well, I am very unhappy today. I am very unhappy that I can't find the complete copy tomorrow. What should I do if I am a otaku? Oh, yes, I was in a very bad mood just now. So we suddenly thought of "Han Han" who we have seen many times before, so we asked Du Niang curiously. Then Du Niang generously told us the classic sayings of the child's shoes. I watched it with a sneer all the way, so I was so happy that I just got rid of all the homework. Ahem, okay, but I know that little shrimps like us should live their own little lives obediently. Look at the sky~ Enen, where did you say it? Oh, speaking of homework, they are all edged, right? But if they are really edged, this otaku girl should have her hair braided, haha... Oh, you ask me why Mao, who is obviously very interested and impressed by what Han Tongxiao said, is still doing that kind of homework? Ouch, kid shoes, don't you know? I am the kind of scumbag who dares to think, speak, and dare not do. Why do you say you want to do justice for heaven? It's okay. Come on, come on, come on, come on, I'm afraid of you = =| Oh, okay, where did I just say, oh, speaking of this otaku girl, she is that scumbag, right? So let me tell you, I decided to sprint with Korean children's shoes, sprint, sprint, okay, I know what you are going to say. If you want to say that this otaku girl is such a scumbag, stop talking about goals. Right? Well, I know that is indeed the mantra of young literary and artistic young people, but it doesn't mean that this otaku girl can't imitate it. Don't you know that what is being advocated now - ah~ um... I'm not making an implicit protest against some XX things. Why am I dragging this into this? Why is it? Why is it! Oh, okay, one last thing. The update will still be like a time bomb. Of course, I can't rule out that when I'm in a good mood and I feel happy, I'll blow up a few chapters at once, right? The possibility is small, but it can't be ruled out... Oh, then it's time for me to do my homework...—— BY 2010.2.19 0:57 ———————————————————————— Haha, kids, I'm here again, so why am I here again? It's because I was tired from catching up on homework. I woke up at 6 pm on the 17th and went to bed at 6 am on the 18th. I was dragged up by our dear dad at 12:30 noon [actually I wrote a note and asked him to drag me OTL]. After that, I haven't slept until now. Why? In order to catch up on homework, why are there so many homeworks? I've been rushing for so many hours and I haven't finished it yet - what? You said you want to finish a winter vacation homework in a few hours, so you expect it, right? Oh, I didn't say I would finish it in the first few hours. Look, I'm not very close to 88% now. Since I'm very close to 88%, it won't be far from 100%. You see, right? It's just like that saying. Winter has arrived. Will spring be far behind? The truth is, if 88% is reached, is it still far away from 100%? It's only 12%! Wow, okay, after talking so much and blabbering so much, let's go back to the topic. What is today's theme? Why am I not diligent enough to catch up on my homework and come here to babble. Okay. In fact, I have already said it just now. Fight JJ's copywriting word limit, and then there's the intermission. I'm the otaku here, right? My eyes don't feel sore when I look at the computer screen. Oh, look at it. It's so full of trouble that even my eyes are rebelling. So when will those English letters be as elegant as Chinese characters? I won't use the intermission, right? Oh well, now is the real topic hehe... Just now, I was catching up on my homework, wasn't it? Then I rushed to the task of writing a film review, so I struggled to recall the plot of "Xi Yangyang and Gray Taro: The Tiger and the Tiger". Then while I was recalling, I wrote, and the atmosphere of being very literary, young, and youthful permeated the lines. Do you think it's easy for me? Didn't I just rely on my father to give birth... Oh, it was my mother who gave birth late, ah, it's not like that... I just relied on the fact that I was the second child, so I rolled out of my mother's belly relatively late, so I wore the skin of LOLI? You see, in my heart, I am the legendary uncle and weirdo, not that handsome uncle. The LOLI I wear is just like an ordinary little girl. I am very short and tall. Look at the wretched first grader [during the high school entrance examination]. It is currently on a downward trend, ranking at the 5th place. You still have to look up to me and say that I have had so many bad experiences. Why should I write essays and film reviews? You don't know that I am so different from the inside out that I am thousands of miles apart. I can't find that legendary soulmate. Ah, my confidant also bothered us with this article that is full of the passionate feeling of youth... Oh, let's go back to the topic, that's it. As a person like me, if I write something that goes against my will, I really want to laugh. And then I wrote "Ji Yangyang and Gray Taro" When "The Power of a Tiger", I wrote it from the beginning to the end and laughed all the way to the end. I dare say that the expression must be very weird, coupled with the dull eyes of our serious lack of sleep... It must be very funny, maybe we can even be related to Sadako~ Oh and let's digress… Speaking of movie reviews, I remember what I heard from XXX when I returned to school on February 4th. It is said that the first grade of our school (sixth grade), which is the grade where I am, Mr. Yu, is watching "Xi Yangyang and Gray Taro: The Power of the Tiger", but at least it's okay. I still have something to write against~ Well, it is said that the grade one in junior high school watched "Avatar", so we are so envious, and there are other things that we watched in the second grade of junior high school. What's up? Oh, by the way, I watched "Detective Conan" in the second grade of junior high school, so we are even more envious of you. You said that our mental age is over 40. Why can't we go to the second grade of junior high school to show off? Why are your grades so bad? Oh, by the way, you asked me why I didn't mention the third grade of junior high school, right? In fact, I will tell you, right? ! Well, this half-truth was so irritating, so I decided that those junior high school students actually had to prepare for the high school entrance exams, and also had to deal with film reviews. The worst part was that the school didn't organize them to watch it, so they were left to choose from so many films. It must have been really annoying, hahahaha... You see, Mr. Yu, I am such a happy soul, but I am really not that happy on the outside. When I have no expression, I look at my phone, and when I turn it on, I see my own face that looks like I owe myself 888,888,888,888,888 yuan. Then I can describe it as creepy. Speaking of the dead face, I think of the second grader [who also took the mid-term exam. I don't know where he is at the moment, but first place is impossible because the first place is our lovely monitor, SAMA! ] Because this time during the final exam, we were assigned to the same exam room as him - oh, it was actually our class. Because I was assigned to my own class and then back to the topic, I accidentally saw the kid's face and immediately became cute, ah, shota, it's so alive... Uh, I sue Let me tell you, Mr. Shota is very fond of Mr. Shota, but the problem is that the way he looks at us is so sharp and sharp, and his expression is so stinky, just like I just said, it's like I owe him 888,888,888 yuan. It stinks! So we were so killed by that look that our feet almost trembled [exaggerated, exaggerated - -|] Then there was a poor fill-in-the-blank question in mathematics, so I misread a question and deducted 3 points. The last question actually missed a 0, and then it was a point. The 4 points ruthlessly walked away with our empty and confused eyes belonging to the literary young people... Hey, Chinese is more fun, composition I missed the topic completely and was deducted 18 points. Fortunately, I was only deducted 2 points. How else would I live? T-T~ Hey, it happened to be a deviation and I preferred it. The class teacher saw me as soon as he saw me and said, "What's wrong with you this time? Chinese." [There was also a child who was deducted 14 points and was deducted 6 points previously. She didn't write the key points.] Then the head teacher's eyes were directed at our LOLI, who had a premonition that something was going to happen. The look in her eyes was like a sword on our neck, holding us in place. "Especially you! I only deducted 2 points for the first time, but for the composition, I was deducted. "18 Points!" So our lovely head teacher threw us into hell with one sentence, but luckily we have special news. The kid who is the top student in the grade that we want to look up to only scored 99 points in Chinese this time, so we are higher than him, so we have a reason to be "top of the grade [although he is from his predecessor, but he is still fifth at least now" Right] Even if you are lower than us, what's so good about it! HIGH is up! HIGH is up!" So we started to have fun like this... But what's so special is that after that time, the Chinese teacher caught us as a coolie and transcribed our grades, so we couldn't do anything but transcribe our grades and we were happy: The guy in the class next door who has always been the best in Chinese has the same grade as us this time~ According to our Chinese teacher, that guy is also a bad guy in composition. He was deducted 16 points or something. Although he was still deducted 2 points less than us, it is very close, right? So we are more calm. But why do I say that he is a bad guy? Because this is because We copied the results and found that the Chinese teacher disappeared, so we walked to the office with a lot of things and found that the teacher Jiao Peiyu was there. When we put the things away, she said to us very melancholy, "Ah, why did you deduct so many points for the essay this time..." We were both shocked and cute at the same time~ Is it the melancholic and cute one or the melancholic one... Why? Because we are short-sighted. Myopia means we don't treat people as human beings and treat everything as a group. Then the ones that please me are beauties. Then that teacher looks very pleasing to me, so she is a beauty. So according to the saying that beautiful women are beautiful no matter what they do, can we not be cute if they are melancholy? Okay, after we finished talking about Chinese, it was about English, but let's not talk about English. English is a problem for us. As a super otaku, we only look at JJ Xiaoyan on the Internet to see how much vocabulary accumulation can be gained. So when I see someone I'm not familiar with or I haven't seen it at all, I just OTL it. But the best thing is that the major exams all use the same paper. Generally, there are more in the class, so our grades are quite good, at least in the middle class... But what am I going to say after all this nagging? By the way, I forgot to mention that during the mid-term exam, I was admitted to grade 16 and so on. My student number was 15, and 15 was the extremely obscene guy in our class who had a penis with his ex, who was the first in grade. Oh, right. Actually, what I really want to say is that during the mid-term exam, the person who was in the same exam room as the top grader [predecessor] said that his old man was right in front of us, so we just looked up at the tall but huddled back after the exam, and even though we were still careless after the exam, It's much better, don't you think, this time I'll be defeated together with the second grade [predecessor]. If the 4 points in math plus the essay are correct, I can fly directly to the 20th grade and go to OTL. So the world is actually so fantastic... So tell me next time, should I share an examination room with the third grade [predecessor], or should I continue to score with the first grade [predecessor]? Do you think Mao and the third one are related? Because last time, I scored one with the first grade, this time with the second one. In this examination room, I should be third next time, right? But we still have to get the immortal light of the number one [even though it is my ex]... Speaking of the immortal light, I think of the rumor that the number one [predecessor] in the grade can take the high school entrance examination. I still remember me. The expression on my face at that time must have been extremely twisted. I just wanted to yell, "You have the ability to take the high school entrance examination, but you are here to hang out. You are neither elementary school nor junior high school. You can even take the high school entrance examination, and you are here to hang out. Get out of here! Don't waste the country's food..." Actually, I'm not angry because of the country, but because if he quits, we will be ranked 15th in the mid-term. It is very exciting to get our student number [in grade]. Actually, I don't know why I am excited. Because it is so inexplicable] You said that he just took up the title of a person. Isn't this a typical guy who occupies the latrine and leans against the wall to pick his nose while watching the people outside anxiously turning around and impatient, and there is still a young literary and artistic guy over there! There is also the little girl in our class! Every time you are one rank higher than us or one point higher, I warn you, I will try my best to lust between you and that pseudo-artistic young man who is number one in grade [ex], don't let any of you escape! And that cup leader [former] who is the top grader in the grade, I tell you, don't think that your English is still 115 points and you are so good at it. You can talk about Chinese and don't talk about English. Every time I see you hanging around with those kids [boys] in our class, doing "ambiguous moves", I feel very itchy and leave after the ambiguity is over. I have been holding it in for a long, long, long time! [Actually, this is the key point... Silently] There is also a certain person, I will definitely catch the JQ scene of you two, definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely... So after chatting so much, we got out of here and took a rest. My hands were not good at typing so much and I still had to catch up on homework, so I got out of here~ Oh? It is now 2010.2.20 8:04, Beijing time. Well, I will just wait and find out 2010.2.20 8:08. You see, our feelings for the number 8 are very loyal~ ... I'm so sorry. I'm rushing to do my homework and forget about time. I'm looking at the sky ~ Forget it, let's get over it - -|——2010.2.20 9:01
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