The Qingyun Peak Taoist Temple has a great reputation. The master has five disciples. The youngest disciple is talented and intelligent. It is said that he received the golden elixir at the age of five. He is familiar with the scriptures at the age of eight. He is well-read at the age of 10 and has outstanding martial arts. At the age of 18... The golden elixir was taken...
As for how he got this golden elixir, it started when he accompanied his master down the mountain to slay demons...
The first demon that the little Taoist met when he came down the mountain was very difficult. During the fight, the master and the apprentice were separated. When he woke up, he found himself in a so-called hospital. The leading doctor was a very handsome young man. He took a chest X-ray and clicked his tongue twice, telling him: "You have a large stone in your body. It is in a special location. If not operated on in time, it may be life-threatening."
The little Taoist priest, who had never seen the world, was scared to death and begged the doctor to perform an operation on him.
The doctor was very generous. As a condition, he had to be his follower for a year.
The little Taoist leader readily agreed.
After the operation, the little Taoist priest looked at the golden round object, his eyes were dull, and his body and mind were burning...
So they are stones? !
That's because he finally developed the golden elixir! !
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"How can I grow such beautiful stones like you?"
The reporter held the microphone and stared at Xiaodao's loveless face.
The four senior brothers in front of the TV laughed one after another: "Why is there such a mistake? Is there anyone whose golden elixir was taken out as a stone?"
"Ah hahahaha, I can't stop laughing, senior brother, how could there be such a stupid person?"
"Wait a minute, why does this person look like a junior brother?"
"Who's standing next to him?"
... The demon king who makes the world of cultivation fearful? !
The four senior brothers couldn't laugh anymore.
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