School Taught Me How to Go to Heaven

~： ，，， Except when you see bugs. What's more... I saw a large blue cockroach that seemed to be mutated! Afraid of bugs, she instantly collapsed and hit 99+ in a row with her feet. God who just arranged the plot:? The one you just trampled to death was the male protagonist. The male protagonist trembled and shook his fins: What a fool, you are the cockroach! ! She is a piano and therefore has the ancestral eighty-eight finger (crossed out) keys. He is a whale, but his body is only as big as a piano key. When we met for the first time, Qinqin vowed: I recognize you, you are a dolphin. Whale: Are your eyes capable of reading pictures on Baidu? ! I'm obviously going to accompany you to play Whale Fingers in Time Travel! Piano: Oh_(:з∠)_ He was originally a semi-living system created by God, and he absolutely despised his host. Whale: You all have a problem with your piano sense of taste! ! I don't want to eat the food you cooked! Piano: (smiling face) Well, I'll send you to feed the zombies. Whale: Don't tell me, this zombie smells better... Piano:? Whale:? But later, everything changed. Whale: (swims out a dream wedding song) They are not human, everywhere? Whale: (with a cold face) Hello, the lady in front of you has a sausage mouth, a nine-foot waist, and a weight of 600 kilograms. Are you sure you want to strike up a conversation? Whale: (with a bright smile) Look, he scared away! As expected, I am the only one who has always liked you! Whale: (Confused) Don't scare me, just talk! He, who could only serve as a piano key, transformed into the largest animal in the world and stood in front of her. To her, it was like a real god coming to this world. And then... Whale: What should I do if my piano always wants to beat me? I have to wait online in a hurry. Piano (pointing a gun): If you have the guts, can I order some takeout? Copywriting of this article: This magical school, one of the top three super schools in the world, specializes in accepting outstanding children with various special abilities. It is the famous Yunding Zuo, also known as the Mainland Magic Technology Institute. The young man is only fourteen years old and starts with only one hundred yuan. After going to the world-class prestigious Genting School alone, he was pleasantly surprised to meet people of the same age who were similar to himself... Student A: I was born into the richest family by accident. Student B: I am recognized by everyone as a once-in-a-millennium genius. Student C: I know everything the teacher teaches me, and I get everything right in every test. Student D: Frame you, frame you, frame you. Qingxian: ... You guys talk first, I have something else to do. But it doesn't matter, there are also elite-level teachers in prestigious schools. Teacher A: I'm going out to make an appointment. This class will be a self-study instead! Teacher B: The school is so big, I want to blow it up. Teacher C: Sorry, do you know how to get to the office? Teacher D: Torture you, torture you, torture you. Qing Xian: ... How long will the incubation period be after being driven crazy by the teacher? But after all, Qingxian is a good young man who works hard. After studying hard and doing some tricks every day, he can finally punch and kick local enemies and tear apart various secret realms. School: Well done, Qingxian, congratulations on discovering the secret of the world! Qingxian:? School administrator: Now it's your turn to go to heaven! Qingxian:? ? Food guide: 1. Pay attention to lightning protection: the copywriting is relatively silly, but the main text is a serious script of "Slow Heat Development", so it is not very refreshing in the early stage. It should be logical and long, and I promise not to dig any holes. If you get into trouble, you can shoot me with bricks! 2. The protagonists are young at the beginning and do not fall in love early. The emotional line will not be opened until you reach age √ There are many private settings and the plot is slightly complicated. 3. The story is purely fictional and has nothing to do with Harry Potter~ 4. In the form of social animals, it will maintain a rate of 3,000 updates per day. If there is no update on any day, it will be supplemented later√ 5. There are thousands of good articles, if you don't like them, just change them~ Articles recommended by gay friends~ "The Underworld Lamp Holder" Lemon Meow Intention: Study hard and make progress every day.