[Pre-receipt: "Chinese Star Immortal Seminary" is a companion article to this article, with similar settings, easy and funny~]
Copywriting of this article:
In order to promote friendly exchanges between planets, Huaxia Planet finally signed the "Treaty of Peaceful Coexistence and Friendly Exchanges" with aliens
And Lu Zhou just happened to get a spot to go to an alien school and have a friendly exchange.
She packed her bags and local products and enrolled in the First Federal Military Academy.
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At first, the students of the Allied First Army:
"Isn't she just a useless weakling? Her planet can't bear to let her come?"
"If you don't have the strength, just go and hide behind! Don't hold back!"
"Oh my god! She is a cripple without an animal shape!"
Lu Zhou (smiling):?
Later, students from the Allied First Army:
"I'll go! What did she take out of her bag again!? Is her bag bottomless?!"
"Get out of the way! She's going to create a new world!!!"
"Duck, hide, hide! The golden cudgel is about to fall!!!"
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Later, in the military academy league, students from other military academies looked at the man who was out of breath even after running a hundred kilometers.
They all laughed and said: Is this the level at which you are number one in the United Army? Too rubbish, right? You have no one left?
Students of the First Alliance Army: Hush, feel it for yourself.
But Lu Zhou, who was running for life and death, couldn't stand it anymore and pointed two fingers in the sky!
Immediately, a hole was torn in the sky, and a phantom with three heads and six arms, wrapped in red silk, and standing on hot wheels appeared. Prince Nezha possessed her, and she just took a step, and the hot wheels, which traveled thousands of miles a day, took her to the finish line!
The students from other military schools looked at the man who had to hide from side to side when dealing with strange beasts, holding a fan in front of his face and showing off.
He laughed again and said: Where did the little waste come from? He can't stand this. How can he kill everyone on the battlefield in the future?
The students of the First Alliance Army still said: Hush, feel it yourself.
The banana fan in Lu Zhou's hand suddenly grew in size, and all the strange beasts were turned into ice sculptures with one fan!
Behind him appeared the fighting Buddha and the Monkey King, the Monkey King, wearing a purple gold crown and holding a golden cudgel! Go down with one stick, sweep across the entire battlefield, and end the battle!
Students from other schools:? ? ?
Students from the First Alliance Army: Do you feel it? The fear of being dominated!
Lu Zhou, on the other hand, shyly closed his Qiankun bag and said friendly: "They are all local specialties~"
Yellow talismans, cards, transformers, martial arts, magic weapons, and summoning skills are all trivial~
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The female protagonist and the male protagonist have a relationship of "rivals" in front of others and "kissers" in the background~
Small theater:
Lu Zhou was a little surprised to see his [rival] in his dormitory.
She originally wanted to have a friendly exchange with her "enemy", but she didn't want her "enemy" to be in his susceptible period, smelling deliciously and taking off his clothes.
Lu Zhou:......
She grabbed a handful of glutinous rice and sprinkled it on!
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Note:
1. The planet where the heroine goes for a friendly exchange is Abo. Abo has some orc characteristics, but she will also meet other races besides Abo.
2. The male protagonist is top-notch, arrogant and self-possessed.
3. Arrogant and self-sufficient school bully/school boss x sunny and cheerful female college student, gb, the school bully is about to be poked by the female college student.
4. The heroine is slightly charming (excluding love, simple worship).
5. The erotic pictures of the heroine are from Bishui Gugu. Special thanks! (However, this is not the final character picture and may be changed later.)
Advance receipt copy:
"Chinese Star Immortal Seminary"
Zhuo Lin didn't know what was happening to him, and always felt that everyone was acting strangely.
Obviously the galaxy where Huaxia Star was located in the past was the Milky Way, but everyone said it was the Ruikans Galaxy.
Obviously, strange monsters appeared many times in the sky, and some people flew to the sky to kill them, but everyone said it was just a flock of birds migrating.
There are obviously many inexplicable posts on the Internet, but everyone says they can't see them.
I can't see it, so why did she hit it! ? ? ?
1.
Post:
Enough! I said enough! Our Hehuan Sect is not a small shop! We have dignity and bottom line!
Reply: Very strong personality, I like it.
Host: Sister~
Zhuo Lin: Your Hehuan Sect...?
2.
Post:
[Notice: I am a demon cultivator and I want to adopt a male human being. My family has a lot of money and I make a lot of money every day. I am the best at raising human beings (chew chew chew). I can also be a human being (chew chew chew). No monk can be better at being a human being than me! (Chew, chew, chew)]
Zhuo Lin: What are you chewing! You tell me what you're chewing! ?
3.
[Buy a lot of money to buy Yue Lao's red rope and Cupid's arrow!
Reply: Don't tie up Cupid with the red rope, don't shoot Yue Lao with Cupid's arrow, you bastard! ! !
Zhuo Lin: You gods...?
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Zhuo Lin deeply felt that he was possessed by an evil spirit. He went to several temples and invited dancing masters several times.
She succeeded
she succeeded
She successfully received the admission notice from "Huaxia Xingxian Seminary"! ?
Immortal College: Please take the notice to the Wudaokou Technical College, enter the small building, take the elevator to the seventh and a half floors, and enroll in Immortal College~
Zhuo Lin:? ? ?
Don't dare to open your eyes! ! !
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Ye Huaixing is the alpha little prince of Ruikans. He was sent to Huaxia as an exchange student when he was in danger.
But, no one told him that even the alpha would be teased on the Chinese star! ! !
Purpose: Mutual respect for territorial sovereignty, mutual non-aggression, non-interference in each other's internal affairs, equality and reciprocity, and peaceful coexistence