I want to get married, you ask me why? In order to shorten my mother's menopause and slow down my father's hearing loss. And for myself. For what? I have no idea.
I like handsome guys, but handsome guys like beautiful women, and I am not a beautiful woman.
I like rich people, but rich people like money and beautiful women. I have no money and I am not a beautiful woman.
I am very self-aware and I don't look like a dinosaur. Why can't I find a rich and handsome man to marry at the age of 26?
So, handsome guy, please stop playing tricks on me, okay? That mony man, stay away from me. I am already a leftover woman. Just let me catch the tail of my youth, okay? And old colleagues, please stop joining in the fun, I'm too big-headed, okay?