Yun Xianqing is a peerless swordsman, but he can't tell.
Because his sweetheart is a sickly beauty, she can get sick even if she blows the wind, and the flashes of swords and swords in the arena are not enough to frighten people.
Cen Jizhou was a peerless swordsman, but he couldn't tell.
Because his sweetheart is a weak scholar with no strength, and the fight to the death in the world will frighten people.
During the day, two martial arts masters carefully disguised themselves, creating a harmonious illusion of weak chickens huddled together and trembling in the bloody world.
At night, the famous sword is wiped and the spiritual sword is unsheathed.
Disguised Swordsman: This brother, why do you follow me wherever I go? I have a wife and she loves me very much. It's not like I'm cheating on someone else.
Masked Swordsman: You are so sentimental, my wife is a thousand times better than you, I am blind to fall in love with you. Besides, it was clearly you who was following me!
No, no.
The truth is, you can't have two plot lines in one bed.
In short, the two heroes dislike each other. Whenever they attack, they will definitely try to trick each other to death. However, they also have a feeling of sympathy between heroes and cherishing heroes.
Until one day, the devil massacred the city.
When Yun Xianqing learned of the death of his sweetheart, he took out the carefully hidden sword from the chicken coop and went to seek revenge aggressively.
Then at the door of the devil's house, he met his sweetheart who also came to take revenge with a knife.
... Hey, what a coincidence?
Nothing short jokes
I just lost my wife and am in a bad mood. Anyone who stands in my way will die. Lao Deng looks at the sword/knife!
Hey, why are you not masked/disguised today?
Should I say it or not? Brother, you look a lot like my wife who should have been sent away.
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Brother, you smell so good...
Sick, cold and beautiful woman attack x Weak-bellied scholar
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"There's Something Wrong About the Immortal Who Forcibly Married After Amnesia"
Gui Lu, the legendary devil with blood-stained hands and a sinister and crazy evil spirit.
He failed to break through the bottleneck in seclusion, his consciousness was damaged, and he unfortunately lost his memory.
All his confidants gave numerous warnings: Your Majesty is injured and must keep a low profile recently. Be careful if the news leaks out and enemies from the fairy world come looking for you.
The returning bird nodded to show that she understood, then turned around and picked up an immortal who was as deserted as a lonely crane on a cold mountain: I have kidnapped the beauty I like, and we will get married on a certain day.
The confidants stared at the immortal's face with wide eyes, and let out a sharp roar: Stop it, Your Majesty, that is Jiang Linyue, the leader of the Immortal Sect! ! !
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The reason why demons are called demons is because they act naturally and evilly.
Guiying had forgotten how to control the spiritual energy in the Purple Mansion, but the Demon Lord still had to maintain his posture, and from time to time threatened the newly captured Demon Queen: You can't escape from the palm of my hand.
Immortal: Yeah.
Gui Zhi continued to show off his authority: There is a difference between immortals and demons. I know you are not willing to give in, but you can only be mine from now on.
Immortal: ... Yes.
Gui Zhiyin: I have built a golden cage for you. Until you fully understand your identity, you can only stay in it.
Immortal: It's up to you.
The bird of prey was satisfied.
——Yes, the evil Demon Lord also humiliated the unattainable immortal today.
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Jiang Linyue, a genius from the Immortal Sect, is ruthless and stoic, the only Mahayana monk in history, and the most promising person in the three realms to attain enlightenment and ascend to heaven.
He guards Taiwei Mountain all year round and rarely shows up.
No one knows that it has been one hundred and twenty years since he and the Demon Lord returned to the same place.
Although the two are Taoist lovers, they are each very busy and spend less time together and more time apart.
——Until the bird of prey loses its memory.
Jiang Linyue's Taoist companion, who had always treated him lukewarmly, suddenly changed his mind, kidnapped him back to his lair, and coerced him into getting married.
It has to be the most grand and magnificent one that informs the three realms.
This matter was so big that the entire three worlds might be shaken by it, but Jiang Linyue did not hesitate: Okay.
At this time, Guiying's memory was lacking, and he probably hadn't realized one thing yet.
But Jiang Linyue could tell it the first time she saw him - the Demon Lord Guiying, the last phoenix in the world, had already given birth to three eggs in his flat belly.
That is their common blood.
Before the amnesia, he was evil and charming, and after the amnesia, he was evil and crazy, with a slightly silly Demon Lord Shou × the cold and ascetic (?) The immortal attack with no bottom line
"The Immortal Lord was sent to a university for the elderly after being released from seclusion"
Cui Yan, the real person of Tianshu, was in seclusion for three hundred years and finally came out of seclusion.
His broad robe and wide sleeves were flying, and he was floating in the air with his hands behind his back, overlooking the bustling modern metropolis below him. There was rarely a trace of doubt on his cold and handsome face.
Disciple who rushed over: Sir, times have changed!
Fortunately, the Cultivators Alliance has a mature response plan for these ancestors who often fake corpses.
So Cui Yan, along with other old men and women who couldn't keep up with the times, were packed and sent to the local university for the elderly.
Learn new ideas and strive to become a new youth... A new old man.
As long as you get 20 credits, you can graduate successfully.
The disciple thought that this wave was stable: My master is a genius, one of the Beidou Immortals. Back then, there was no thaumaturgy that he could not solve or break through with formations. A mere 20 credits were easily earned.
The next day, he received a complaint call from his instructor:
... He always talks small talk to Shufen Jianguo next door, and when he calls his name, he imitates others who are deaf and can't hear!
He also spread feudal superstitions to his classmates, such as Qimen Dunjia and Five Elements gossip... He claimed to be an accurate fortune teller and could tell a divination by copying his homework!
I ate it secretly in class, and I was very good at hiding it. The whole classroom could smell the scent, but I couldn't find it!
Amid the tearful accusations from the instructor, Cui Yan sat upright, his face full of integrity, and he still looked like a fairy.
The disciple cried sadly: Master, the instructor asked me to hold a meeting for underachievers next week...
His master, who was as lonely as a god, glanced at him lightly, with three words written in his eyes -
So what's going on.
Eleven hundred years old is the time to rebel.
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Cui Yan was naturally sentimental and aloof, and did not like to make friends. The only one he could call a close friend was Su Chi.
Su Chi is actually a big fox with fluffy and fiery red fur. He knows that Cui Yan has an unknown hobby——
Love the big fluffy tail.
There is no creature in the world that is more in line with Cui Yan's aesthetic than the nine-tailed fox.
Being reserved, Cui Yan did not directly bury his face in the beautiful tail hair of his best friend, but only stroked it gently.
Su Chi held up his chin and looked at him with a smile: Ayan, do you know what you should call me in modern society and given our relationship?
Cui Yan humbly asked: What?
Su Chi came close to an almost dangerous distance, with a bright and charming smile: Husband.
Cui Yan's eyes were clear and he repeated: Husband.
After a moment of silence, the vixen ancestor who is now the most profound in spiritual practice looked away first with the tips of his ears red.
A few days later, the instructor's complaint call came to my home again, and I was completely devastated:
Why don't you worry about your family's old cheating and skipping school to have late love? ! !
The most beautiful thing is the red sunset~
The serious and rebellious fairy x the vixen who flirts with the wood
Mission: Working people create a happy life.
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