Just then I remembered that I had an advance notice - I will make a detailed outline in the next book, and the streaking contestants will wear underpants from now on
End of main text - (extra chapters will be separated). This is my first work, and there are still many shortcomings. It's okay, you can comment on it.
When he first arrived in Beijing, Shen Luo, who wanted to earn some money by writing lyrics, was forced to save someone on his way home and had a romantic night with him in the dark.
"... I can't help you, so I can use this thing to find you." Shen Luo heard these words in a hazy state.
Unlucky! Who wants to look for him and ask for mercy? ?
If a young man in the new era is bitten by a dog, he must bite him back! After waking up, Shen Luo rolled his sleeves angrily.
The next day, Shen Luo, who had always thought his family was poor, was taken to the prime minister's residence by his father to recognize his ancestors.
Oh haha! The protagonist Goldfinger arrived eighteen years late, but he arrived.
From then on, the legend of Sunken began to spread in Shangjing.
Exam preparation sprint class in March:
Shen Luo wrote a difficult article, and everyone was curious.
Shen Luo: "Don't everyone know this?" His father would only think that he writes slowly.
The noble disciples suffered a critical hit of 100,000 points.
The Master wiped his sweat and asked, "Who is your teacher?"
Shen Luo: "I don't have a teacher, my father taught me."
Master: "Okay, it's okay." Your father can open an academy himself.
But Shen Luo was shocked to learn that he had a baby before he was awarded the title!
"No, we must not let anyone know." Neither can the child's father!
So he hurriedly asked the new emperor to release the capital.
The new emperor, who was struggling to find the man of the night, looked at Shen Luo and something was wrong. He chased her from the sprint class to the court, how could he let go so easily?
"That person of the night must be Shen Qing." The new emperor slowly approached.
"No, it's not me. I haven't saved anyone!"
"..."
Shenluo's epic self-destruction.
PS:
1. Domineering and sinister, suffering from mania + face blindness, persisting in struggle and caring
2. Both attack and reception are of a growing and maturing type.
Time travel is fetal travel! Fetal wear! !
3. Then, thank you readers for your likes and opinions.
Write well, be sincere and sincere, and create well! The author is a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder who likes to revise, and it will not affect reading. It will not affect reading!
(The copywriting is terrible!)
It's a little bit of maneuvering, and it's just a little bit of a conspiracy, so it's a private setting, so you don't need to be too particular about it.
Demining: Give birth! ! !
——————————————————The long dividing line
Pre-receipt: "Sunset and Cangshan Yuan"
Copywriting:
Master Xue, who had been busy all afternoon, picked up a person on the road. He looked very pitiful with his delicate features and ragged clothes.
"Stay." Xue Helou, who was rarely soft-hearted, said.
The next second, the young man huddled at the end of the bed spoke softly: "Official."
? ! Xue He Tower almost burst open. What did I pick up? !
Xue Helou, who worked hard to support his family, thought he had picked up a little brother, until——
Xue Helou had just finished watering the seedlings with satisfaction when he turned around and saw He Juan following behind.
Stop now, Miao is going to drown! !
He Juan's eyes were puzzled and innocent: "Officer, did I do something wrong?"
Xue Helou: "..."
It's okay. The ancestors you picked up by yourself should be provided for by yourself!
So——
He Juan: "Officer, I'm hungry."
Xue Helou: "Come here, dinner will be served immediately!"
He Juan: "Officer, I worked hard today and my hands hurt."
Xue Helou stretched out his hand: "Come here, I will give you medicine."
He Juan: "Officer, can you kiss me?"
Xue Helou: "..."
What should I do if the little brother I picked up thinks of me as my husband? Waiting online, it's very urgent!
Until one day, He Juan's figure disappeared quietly, and Xue Helou, who was in a peaceful corner, finally left the small mountain village.
City gate guard: "What are you doing in the city?"
Xue Helou, carrying a baggage on his back, said: "... Looking for my wife."
Farming * Machiavellianism
Maybe this one: "Who Kicked My Old Enemy Down"
Copywriting:
In the Nine Heavens, there is a sorrowful view of the immortals that makes people change their expressions when they hear it.
One Ye Qingzhou ascended from the immortal gate to the divine king; the other Pei Yi ascended from the immortal gate next door to Ye Qingzhou.
The two were both swordsmen, but they were in conflict with each other, and they fought and killed each other for thousands of years.
Finally one day, the old enemies ushered in a turning point.
Ye Qingzhou was demoted! !
All the immortals were delighted to hear and see the event, beaming with joy, running around with joy, and came to watch one after another.
Ye Dagenzhong, who had been alone for thousands of years, was not angry or panicked. Before leaving, he pointed his sword at Si Ming——
"My little junior sister is still practicing in the mortal world. You and I should write a book about how we will eventually get married!"
Siming wants to cry but has no tears. You are a lonely and widowed god. What peaches do you think about every day? !
From then on, Ye Qingzhou raised his sword and leapt to the ninth level of the sky, and from then on he was free to compete with the gods.
Until he returned to Xianmen and found that Siming had given him a useless book...
Ye Qingzhou: Damn, I have never suffered like this!
After struggling for thousands of years, Ye Dagenzhong, who was fighting on the front line every day, suddenly read the file again. Full of dissatisfaction, he condescended to consult the eldest brother in the sect who was highly skilled in cultivation.
Ye Qingzhou: Senior brother, is there any way to drastically increase your cultivation level without washing your muscles and cutting off your marrow? (Unspoken meaning: I have all the skills, please give me some elixir!)
The senior brother glanced at me and said meaningfully: Yes.
Ye Qingzhou was ecstatic and reserved: I think this should be a good fit for me!
Senior Brother: But it takes two people together.
Ye Qingzhou: (losing his mind) OK, OK!
So everyone in Taiqing Immortal Mansion suddenly discovered a strange sight. A loser appeared behind the senior brother who had always been unsullied!
If something goes wrong, Senior Brother, if nothing happens, Senior Brother, the sentence that everyone hears the most is: Senior Brother, XXX!
Everyone was heartbroken and thought that the two of them had become a Taoist couple, but suddenly another explosive news came out:
Ye Qingzhou has a sweetheart, not his senior brother!
Intention: Keep your feet on the ground and keep working hard!
