Jing Xixi walked into a sand sculpture reverse palace fighting novel.
The cannon fodder female supporting character was struck by lightning at the beginning.
Jing Xixi walked through the lightning strike: Oh haha.
In this heart-wrenching novel, the concubines who are more favorably favored by the emperor are more dangerous, and may even die in a fancy way!
Therefore, everyone is working hard to reduce the emperor's favorability, such as:
Feifei Chen eats three meals of fatty pork every day. Concubine Ji had a few bald patches on her head. The empty concubine was blindly groping around. An Bin's voice sounded like a female ghost in a horror movie. Luo concubine often ran naked in the palace. The concubine Jiji refused to take a bath. The palace of Concubine Yin is haunted every day...
The concubines who let themselves go are fearless and compete for beauty.
You hold the eunuch, and I pamper the minister.
Rumor has it that the emperor has been single for a long time...
It's really scary to look at anyone's brand.
In order to avoid being favored, all of them are ruthless.
Look at Jing Xixi again, Jing Bin, a beloved concubine who came into the draft, her favorability rating is close to the top one.
Jing Xixi: Oh, I won't be able to survive unless I become ruthless.
Jing Xixi looked pitiful: Can you bear to watch me being called away by the emperor?
Concubines: Congratulations, sister
Jing Xixi was furious: All you have to do is carve a few big characters on your forehead, "Your Majesty, don't touch me!"
The concubines were overjoyed: What a good idea! Get the knife!
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The Emperor: I feel wronged because I was single for many years.
The Emperor: My beloved concubines look very beautiful today
Concubines:
Ah, my concubine's palace has been leaked, so I need to go back quickly!
Ah, my concubine's stomachache is probably due to diarrhea!
Ah, I, my concubine, have not bathed for five days in a row. I am so ashamed that I have to leave first!
Ah, my concubine is not feeling well due to her menstrual period, so I have to leave now!
Emperor: If you don't go to work, I will deduct your monthly salary!
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The poor Emperor of Zhou Dynasty, after three years on the throne, is still a young man, and has never even touched the hands of his concubines.
The Emperor [poor]:
Concubine Jing Ai, can you hold hands with me?
Just once, just once!
Purpose: girls help girls
