[Full text from first-person perspective (first attempt, poorly written, lightly irritated)]
When I felt dejected every day about my low power of love and felt ashamed of my adoptive father, a bat broke into my house at night.
It can speak human language, and claims that I am a prince of the vampire race who has been missing for ten years. I have no obvious vampire characteristics because I am a mixed race.
Ah this...
(In fact, it is essentially a short campus article)
Purpose: Boys should protect themselves at home