#Text#plum-flavored cookies#Chasing Wife Crematorium#
I am a cat covered with dark clouds and snow, and I have come to the Nine Heavens to find my stupid shit-shocking officer.
But when I became the Immortal Lord's shit-sweeper, I no longer recognized me, and I still wondered why there were always cats in the palace.
Xianzun doesn't like cats, I think he is allergic to cat hair.
He likes the peach tree in the yard and blames me for using his favorite tree as a scratching post.
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When the shit shovel came down to earth for the second time to experience calamity, I made a bet with someone. The cat was addicted to food, had bad luck, and lost a small life.
The Immortal Lord's sword was so fast and sharp that I suddenly burped.
Later, I was reborn among the withered bones beside the underworld. I was so blessed that my soul suddenly became enlightened.
It turns out that men really affect the speed of my claws.
Cool cats don't need a poop boss.
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Three hundred years later, an oracle fell on Jiutian.
All immortals must settle the karma owed during the calamity within a hundred years, otherwise they will lose their godhood and be struck by thunder.
The immortal kings were wailing and checking the cause and effect accounts, and each one was about to burst.
Immortal Lord came late and stopped in front of Mingjun's table.
Everyone stood on tiptoe, wondering what kind of fate this cold-faced immortal would owe.
The account reads: Peach Blossom Demon's life-saving grace.
Everyone was disappointed and dispersed. Only the Immortal Lord had a heavy breath and said stubbornly: "No, your book is wrong. I should have a cat..."
I should have a dark cloud covered with snow, with a shiny black body and a snow-white belly, transformed into a young boy with bright eyes and white teeth, lively and cute. I held him in my arms for ten years to keep him warm in the spring and autumn, and passed through the cold years of the human world. I set up a swing and climbing frame in the back mountain, and went to dry small fish on the top of the sect.
But now I can't find him, I can't remember him.
The Lord of the Underworld, with his legs crossed, flipped through the book, smiling with dimples on his cheeks, and the corners of his eyes and brows were full of embarrassment.
"It is clearly written on it that the cat demon has long since died in the abyss of ghosts. He was pierced through the heart by your sword, burned his soul and bones, and repaid all kinds of kindness..."
I told him strictly and responsibly:
"Since then, cause and effect have disappeared, and they will never come back again."
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#The former lonely and cold leader, the latter the cold-hearted Immortal Lord, attacked
#QAQ#
#I owe him karma, I miss him a lot#
★Instructions for consumption
1. Third person of the text
2.1V1, a soul before and after the calamity
3. The old-fashioned sweetness, sourness and sourness covered in drama
Purpose: To remain firm and persevering in difficult situations
