[Pre-collection of "After Zai Wa's Variety Show Is Homophobic", click on the column~~~]
Qin Luo was quite calm when he was dressed as a black and red sex star, but when he wore a body that could give birth to a baby and had already given birth to a baby, he could no longer remain calm.
Is this world so big?
But when he saw the pretty young lady calling him daddy in a sweet voice, his heart suddenly melted. No matter what, it was not born from his soul anyway. This is equivalent to being a father without pain, nice!
Qin Luo, who likes children, is happily ready to show off his skills and show his deep fatherly love.
As a result, Qin Luo found that in front of his son, he was just a scrap of bronze...
Qin Luo doesn't know how to cook.
The cool-faced baby was wearing an apron, stepping on the small bench, and flipping pots and shovels in a decent manner: "Dad, it's okay, as long as you know how to do it."
Qin Luo doesn't know how to perform talents.
The cool-faced baby finished playing the piano, violin, and then guitar: "Dad, you don't need to know anything. Whatever you want to hear, I will perform it for you."
Even when going shopping, Qin Luo had no money in his pocket.
It was the little baby boss who got up and waved his little hands proudly and said: "Wrap these for Daddy, and wrap them over there too. Daddy will take a second look and wrap them up too."
The entire network of anti-fans holding their keyboards ready to watch Qin Luo's show: "..."
[Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Little Mr. Xie, do you still want a good-for-nothing dad?
[I don't know how to cook and I don't have money. Xiao Xie, please check on me, okay?
In this way, Qin Luo was taken away by Zaizai. He gradually adapted to being a rotten salted fish and enjoyed Zaizai's care. However, the child's other father looked at him with increasingly dangerous eyes.
Qin Luo warned righteously: "I will not give you a second child again!"
The big, cool-faced boss unbuttoned and approached: "I'll be careful."
Qin Luo: "..."
I can't eat too much, my stomach is in jeopardy!
A few minutes later, the boss, who was proficient in fighting, was pinned down by Qin Luo. The boyish boy raised his lips brightly: "It's not like I can't do it."
Boss Ba raised his eyebrows: "Oh?"
The next day, Qin Luo covered his waist and broke the defense: he is the one who is the bullshit! Divorce! He wants a divorce!
*
After Qin Luo became more and more popular, rumors about him marrying an old man spread. Finally, one day, Wa Zong invited his family members to appear on the show.
The anti-fans waited excitedly, but what they were waiting for was a handsome young man in a straight suit, cool and noble, appearing in the camera.
The black fan broke the defense: [So handsome, Qin Luo still can't kneel down and lick him?
But the next second, I saw the tall and handsome richest man wrapping his eyes gently around Qin Luo's waist, "Do you want me to hug you?"
Qin Luo was furious: "Get out."
Not only was the richest man not angry, he even smiled more lovingly.
Haters:…
Hiss, my face hurts.
Later: Ahhh! Knock well! Knocked me to death!
*Super high force value/Little Sun Friendly Shou
*The cub is the biological child of two people!
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"After the baby broke up with a porn star and was afraid of being gay"
Lin Nuo was rescued and passed into a heartthrob novel, but sadly, what he wore was not the heartthrob protagonist, but the cannon fodder of the control group of the protagonist.
Lin Nuo: Woo hoo hoo, good people will be rewarded as promised!
Fortunately, the plot has not reached an irreversible point, and he has not offended Bai Yueguang, who is completely the protagonist, Xie Cheng, the heir to the top wealthy family in Beijing and a popular figure.
Originally, the next plot was supposed to be: the original owner, in a Zaizai variety show, in order to overpower the protagonist, became so popular that he drugged her and crawled into bed. After the incident was revealed, Xie Cheng decisively kicked the original host out of the show and banned it from the entire network. The original owner was greatly shocked and soon committed suicide due to depression.
Lin Nuo trembled and hugged himself tightly: He changed! He will take care of the cubs honestly from now on!
Just as he was thinking about it, a fleshy little hand reached out: "Brother, it's bad to be angry. I'll give you some candy."
Lin Nuo lowered his head and looked at Huo Doudou, the four-year-old half-brother of the original owner.
The little Zaizai has a pair of big black eyes, with soft black hair covering his forehead, which makes his pink and jade face look even more rosy and white.
Ahhhhh, so cute and cute, I want to suck it so much!
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In the blink of an eye, the baby variety show was launched.
The barrage started like this:
[@, I'm warning you, don't take advantage of my Brother Cheng's popularity again!
[A person like Lin Nuo, who will do whatever it takes to gain popularity, is he worthy of participating in a warm and healing baby care program?
Later, it was like this:
[If I forgive Nuo Fei like this, will I be pampering him?
[No, no, Jimei, I'm in the trap too! I really like Nono and Doudou, their interaction is so cute!
Later, it was like this again:
[Xie Cheng and Lin Nuo are so sweet!
[Ah ah ah, their eyes are drawn! Knocked me to death!
That night, ## ranked first among the hottest searches.
Lin Nuo's eyes darkened, he didn't buy it!
He quickly ran to explain to Xie Cheng.
He pulled the man coldly and put one hand in his pocket, "I know, I bought it."
"Huh - luckily you didn't misunderstand. Wait! Who did you say bought it?" Lin Nuo's beautiful peach blossom eyes widened.
Xie Cheng raised his eyebrows, pushed him against the wall ambiguously, and answered the question: "When will you let me become a regular employee?"
Lin Nuo's cheeks turned red: Become a regular employee? What to change? Aren't you homophobic to straight men?
Purpose: The most important thing is for the family to be happy