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Copywriting of this article
I'm not serious, I don't like to pretend to be serious. The dark-bellied old fox attacks x. Weak people are not weak. Really ambitious people suffer.
Xu Jue entered a book about a great male protagonist in the entertainment industry.
All actors in the book must pass the promotion test, hold a certificate to work, and undergo a three-month professional title rating every year in the form of live broadcast.
Xu Jue, who had been hiding in the snow for half his life, his eyes lit up: Great!
But he was just a sick boy who was ridiculed and had nothing but his beauty and injuries.
The only masterpiece since his debut turned out to be three years ago, when the male protagonist Qi Yanjing just became the chief assessor, he pointed his nose and forced others to accept him as a disciple.
This prompted Qi Yanjing to directly hold a press conference and announce that he would never accept a disciple in his life.
The whole internet says he is a wild horse.
Xu Jue is about to cry but has no tears: But I am really weak now...
Before rating——
Other actors: Is he the only one who wants to take a test? The value of the certificate has dropped again.
Media: Teacher Qi and his little wild horse are on the same stage again after three years!
Fans of the male protagonist: Don't touch my brother! !
Qi Yanjing: I treat every actor equally.
Xu Jue: When will it be my turn? My legs hurt so much, sit down for a while.
After the rating, Xu Jue and senior seniors performed on the same stage, and Qianqian performed a crying scene.
Other actors: Damn it, he overshadowed the seniors' scenes!
Media: The contemporary purple star in the film industry!
Fans of the male protagonist: Brother, why do you look at him?
Qi Yanjing: It's beautiful when you cry.
Xu Jue: Stop looking, come and help me, I'm going to faint!
Later——
In a much-anticipated collaborative performance, Xu Jue and Qi Yanjing were cast in the same group, and they got an action scene, with the two of them rolling and wrestling in the mire under a hail of bullets.
However, Qi Yanjing's hand slipped and he accidentally tore Xu Jue's clothes.
Xu Jue raised his eyes in horror, breathing heavily.
In a panic, Qi Yanjing leaned over to block the camera for him.
The barrage became a PPT on the spot.
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Since the "clothes tearing CP" became popular, Teacher Qi has a new hobby, tearing off Teacher Xu's pajamas.
Teacher Xu stayed up all night, and Teacher Qi tore off her pajamas.
Teacher Xu had a dinner date with the famous director, and Teacher Qi tore off her pajamas.
Teacher Xu smiled at other men, and Teacher Qi tore off her pajamas.
After tearing it apart, Teacher Xu had to carry it to the live camera and sew it on the spot until it was intact as before.
Later hot searches:
Did Mr. Qi tear off his clothes today? #
How many times do you have enough to sew Mr. Xu's pajamas? #
Note
1. In the atypical entertainment industry, private actors have to take qualification certificates to work, and they also need to be rated and tested for professional titles. The whole process of rating is broadcast live. It can be regarded as a live-streamed actor audition, and the age limit is 10 years old.
2. Those with severe allergies, serious injuries, and frequent illnesses.
3. The word "wild" cannot be used, so the name has been changed.
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★Recommended article by gay friends: "I am sick alone, but I cannot move alone" by Cheng Jingtang
What should I do if I dress up as a cannon fodder prince who has nothing but good looks and a buff that vomits blood every now and then?
Xiao Zongjiu: First of all, I just want to teach in the Imperial College and be an ordinary mathematics teacher; secondly, please stop trying to make me a princess!
The sickly prince who only wants salted fish is attacked by the VS self-guided doting wife.
Very beautiful! ★
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◆The following is the copy of the follow-up article "The little deaf man decided to lie down and let him be pampered" ◆
He single-handedly turned a bloody sadistic novel into Mary Sue's sweet domineering boss attack. If you can't hear, just pretend it's not happening. The little deaf person suffers every day in life.
Ji Ruan slipped into an ancient pornographic novel and became a miserable little creature who agreed to get married and was tortured physically and mentally 800 times.
He checked himself out - hearing-impaired, sickly, and homeless.
Very good, Ji Ruan leaned back on the hospital bed. It's not comfortable. Let's lie down for a while.
At first, Gong Leng was indifferent: "The agreement will expire in three years. I hope you will leave quietly."
Ji Ruan clicked on the cochlear implant with tired eyes: "Sorry, I didn't hear you clearly. Can you say it again?"
Gong: "... Why don't you just rest."
Later, Gong Bai Yueguang dug out a pile of information and said angrily: "Do you think he married you because he loves you? You just did it because you look like me, and he only loves me!"
Ji Ruan fumbled and said to himself: "Where is my cochlea..."
I accidentally fell off the hospital bed, and the monitor alarm rang throughout the hospital.
The next second, Gong rushed into the ward with the doctor's bodyguard, picked him up and said angrily: "Didn't I tell you not to get out of bed?!"
Ji Ruan blinked and stared blankly at his lips.
Gu Xiuyi took a breath and his anger disappeared.
He leaned over and kissed Ji Ruan's ear, with lingering fear: "It's okay, don't be afraid, I will definitely cure you."
Ji Ruan: What on earth are they talking about? Is the torture over? When can I go to bed?
Before getting married, Gu Xiuyi thought he was marrying a big troublemaker.
It was only after I got married that I realized what the treasure of all generations is called Golden Pimple.
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Purpose: Work hard to achieve success in life
