*I am a fan of metaphysics, and most of the settings in the underworld are private settings. Remember to read Mine Clearance before reading~
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Yan Xu was drinking with Po Meng in the underworld the day before. When he opened his eyes the next day, he found that his soul was sealed in the body of a poor little boy whose parents had died and he was all alone. He died of illness and no one knew about it at home.
... Oh, she remembered that every king of hell must be kicked to the human world for training before he takes office.
She has to catch ghosts in the human world, save the souls of the dead, and accumulate enough merit before she can return to the underworld.
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A new teahouse opened on a pedestrian street in Yucheng. The owner of the teahouse is surnamed Yan. He is young and has a good tone. He is said to have people from both yin and yang realms and is proficient in fortune telling and catching ghosts.
A rich man said that strange things always happened at home and wanted to find her to check the feng shui of his home.
Boss Yan and the ghost hanging around the other person's neck looked at each other: Put it aside, let's talk about your killing of people first.
The rich man fled and was caught by JC when he returned.
The love brain came to her to calculate his marriage with the scumbag.
Boss Yan: He cheats, PCs, and gambles——
Love brain interrupted her with tears in her eyes: He promised me that he would change, and I believe him.
Yan Xu said the last sentence slowly: It will still block your fortune.
The lover's face changed drastically, and he picked up the phone and broke up with the scumbag on the spot.
Football players always have the same nightmare after a game, in which they are surrounded by a group of people yelling at each other.
Master Yan showed concern: This is the ghost from the underworld scolding you in your dream. The Public Security Bureau is upright and the ghosts dare not get close. How about you go and hide there? Don't worry, if you tell the police about your match-fixing and gambling, they will definitely take you in.
The player left angrily. Before leaving, he told the industry and commerce department to report her.
However, a few days later, the player appeared in front of the public security bureau and surrendered in tears. He wanted to go to the detention center to have a good sleep.
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At first, many people were not optimistic about Yan Xu - at such a young age, he only knew how to play tricks and brag about his connections in the underworld.
According to them, her shabby teahouse will close down sooner or later.
They waited and waited. Not only did Yan Xu's teahouse not close down, but its business was booming and there was a bustling crowd.
Big bosses from all walks of life spend huge sums of money just to get her fortune telling, and the number of clients who come to her to tell fortunes and exorcise ghosts has already been queued up to a year later.
After all, others don't know, but the big guys know it very well.
Master Yan doesn't need any connections at all, she herself has some amazing connections in the underworld!
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At first, Yan Xu thought that he had come to the human world to experience hard times.
Later, she looked at the food and entertainment in the world, and then looked at all the people and ghosts vying for favor around her, vying to be good to her——
Well…it's actually quite happy to stay in this world:)
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Chi Yiyi slipped into a bad entertainment industry novel and became a cannon fodder female star with the same name, and was also bound to a melon-eating system.
When she came in, she happened to catch up with the live broadcast of a variety show, and the host asked her to talk about her impressions of the other three guests.
Chi Yiyi held the three big melons given to her as a novice gift bag and looked at the popular fried chicken calmly, "I think you are very affectionate. I mean you are very affectionate to all five of your girlfriends at the same time."
Then he turned his attention to the new little flower: "Although you smoke and drink, as long as you make up for the more than 80 million yuan you evaded in taxes, you are still a good girl."
Finally, it fell on the popular male star, and he shook his head, "I don't dare to comment, I'm afraid he will kill me to silence me, just like he killed the paparazzi who photographed him."
Guest/Host:? ? ! !
Fans were so angry that they jumped up and down: You are a fool who talks nonsense and only wants to gain popularity! Are our brothers/sisters someone you can slander? Be careful with the lawyer's letter warning!
But the fans didn't dance for long, and everything Chi Yiyi revealed came true.
When the fish pond of the famous fried chicken exploded, five girlfriends took the chat records and hammered him.
The tax bureau issued an announcement to issue hefty fines to new florists.
The popular actor was taken away by the police. The police also dug up the paparazzi's nude body in the backyard of his villa.
The fans of the collapsed house were so heartbroken that they sealed their hearts and locked up their love. They turned into fans and squatted on her Weibo every day to beg for love.
Later, I don't know if it was everyone's misunderstanding, but the masked enthusiastic citizen who often appeared in the news recently looked very similar to Chi Yiyi in body and temperament——
[XX financial management endorsed by a certain celebrity was a fraud. After receiving reports from enthusiastic citizens, the police acted promptly and successfully recovered all the defrauded funds.
[According to reports from enthusiastic citizens, the Internet celebrity sanitary napkin brand uses moldy black-core cotton, and the Market Supervision Bureau has intervened in the investigation.
[Enthusiastic citizens reported that the sanitary conditions of a food processing factory were seriously substandard, and relevant departments have issued a warning to the processing factory and ordered it to make rectifications.
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Chi, an enthusiastic citizen, and Yiyi looked proud: Of course, the privileges gained from hard work should be put in a more useful place!
Intention: good will be rewarded with good, evil will be rewarded with evil