When Poetry Is Used, It Will Be Less Regrettable

What is your weapon to conquer the male god? Woman A: I have beauty Woman B: I have a figure Woman C: I am wise Female D: I have wealth … Mei Fuhua: I... I can recite poems Female version: In a game, Mei Fuhua saw the fat prince who was taken back to the palace two years ago and was humiliated and whose future was in doubt... Decisively start the cultivation mode!! Mei Fuhua: I won't admit that it's because I'm mentally balanced. Male version: Xia Chenyou, who once struggled to walk alone, was surprised to find out one day: His illness was cured inexplicably, there was more delicious food on the table, there was a charcoal fire in the house, and the people who bullied him were taught a lesson... What's even more shocking is that the personal jade pendant actually spoke, and it was a young female voice! Xia Chenyou, who is heavily voice-controlled: It's... Pretty good. ———————— Small theater one: It is said that the emperor had a favorite thing before he ascended the throne. He carried it with him, often holding it in the palm of his hand and caressing it carefully, looking at it lingeringly and murmuring in whispers. Passerby A: My brother-in-law's father-in-law's cousin's sister-in-law works as an errand in the East Palace. She said it was a token left by the new emperor's biological mother to her daughter-in-law. Everyone praised: The emperor is affectionate and the future queen is blessed! Everyone was eating melon seeds while waiting. More than ten years have passed. Where is the blessed queen? Mei Fuhua: Don't worry, I'll come when I finish memorizing the poems! Small Theater 2: Xia Chenyou was fascinated by his daughter's face for the nth time. Xia Tiantian: Miss your mother again? Didn't it mean that the father missed his mother while facing the jade pendant? Xia Chenyou (sad): It used to be, but the jade pendant broke three years ago... Xia Tiantian (smart look on his face): I am exactly three years old. Monkey Sun jumped out of the cracks in the stone, so I jumped out of the cracks in the jade pendant? Xia Chenyou:...... There is a reason why the male protagonist was fat in the early stage. Soon he will transform into a tall and tall figure with handsome appearance and abdominal muscles that will attract a handsome prince. Don't worry. Virtual dynasty, please do not test it. There is a time difference between the times the male and female protagonists live in. Everything serves the plot, so don't get entangled. Weibo @wifeRandi Pre-collection of the article "I won't fall in love until I find my biological father", also known as "I only want to find my father, but I have a lot of younger brothers", please collect it! Before Empress Feng Xiao passed away, she took Feng Xiaoxiao's hand and left a will: "The only reason for the great reputation of the mother-in-law is that she had many affairs and debts when she was young, and you still don't know who your biological father is. Find him and apologize for your mother!" Feng Xiaoxiao: It's pitiful for those men among the people, who were abandoned by the Queen Mother in the end. I thought it was just a secret investigation among the people, but I didn't expect that my great mother-empress was actually having a love affair across time and space... When she woke up, the dignified queen of the country, Her Royal Highness, turned out to be—— A mere counselor?! And those civilian men who were tragically abandoned have long since gotten over their emotional wounds and found women to marry and have sons. Feng Xiaoxiao: It turns out that I am the one who needs sympathy the most. Feng Xiaoxiao turned his grief and anger into strength and rolled up his sleeves. He was just looking for his father. How could he still stump me? Unexpectedly, before his biological father was found, a group of bear brothers appeared first. Feng Xiaoxiao: I just want to find my dad, so there's no need for any gifts! Wait, it's hard to find a father. Let's find a cheaper brother first. On the campus of University A, A certain woman: Senior Pei, why do you look so good-looking? Pei: It's about family genes. You've never seen my sister Feng Xiaoxiao. That's what you call top-notch beauty! A certain girl: Mr. An, could you tell me if you had a girl you liked? An: There was one, Feng Xiaoxiao... Unfortunately she was my sister. A certain girl: Senior Ji, last time someone saw you dating a girl outside of school. Ji Mou: He is wrong. Except for my sister Feng Xiaoxiao, I never date other girls! A certain girl: Senior Jiang, I heard that someone is chasing your sister Feng Xiaoxiao. Mr. Jiang: His vision is normal, but is he as tall as me, as handsome as me, and as rich as me? If not, just go away! Everyone:... Someone raised his chin and looked around: There are too many brothers-in-law, so we need to study this way of getting along. Purpose: If you master Chinese poetry, you will have a good love and career!