Naruto, it's super dangerous, okay? I want to live but not die. Even though I died once, I don't want to travel through time and become Haruno Sakura.
By the way, Sakura Haruno is a girl. Should I thank the time travel master for remembering that I am a boy?
Hey, a Hokage is so gay.
I really don't want to be single, I thought Hatake-sensei was the same as me...
It turns out that in the original novel, the reason why he didn't get married was because of Obito Uchiha. It turns out that in those years, my brother said that the Hokage group of men were gay, which was true.
Stay away from gays and protect your eyes starting with me.
There are also time-travelers, haha, I really thought this was a cool Naruto story, it's all authoritative.
Travelers, don't look at me, I'm not interested in your affairs.
Brother just wants to become stronger, other things have nothing to do with me.
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If you hit an enemy, you will feel gay.
I really don't want to stay in the hospital anymore. The training and research departments still need me.
Haruno Sakura: Mr. Orochimaru feels very good there, but Jiraiya is a little annoyed.
Morino Iki: Although this kid looks very kind, he is really ruthless during interrogation and has endless techniques. He is a potential stock.
Orochimaru: He is a very cute child, but also very scary. He has interesting ideas and always offers practical opinions.
Learn about the punishments of the Qing Dynasty. You can't think of it without it. (Really cruel and inhumane)
It's just modern technology and ideas, I didn't come up with them anyway.
I cheated on him, and it was a big cheat
Intention: I want to write a different Haruno Sakura