[The new article "[Quick Travel] Crematorium Package Delivery Person" has been published, you can move to the column, okay~]
As we all know, Su Yan, the eldest young master of the Qi family, is a useless person with no merits except his face.
One day, the Qi family finally decided to give full play to Su Yan's final value as a good-for-nothing beauty - to make peace with the Zerg.
Upon hearing the news, nervous nobles, romantic princes, and ruthless politicians all extended a "helping hand" to Su Yan: "Be my collection/lover/canary, and I will help you."
Su Yan: ... I think you may have some misunderstanding?
One day, Su Yan was kidnapped by his stepbrother. All the battleships of the mechanical civilization appeared in the abandoned warehouse at the same time. The black muzzles were pointed at the robbers: "Let go of my highness, or I will fire!"
Everyone was shocked to find out that the creator of the new interstellar demon was Su Yan.
And a certain veteran interstellar devil was very sad: What should I do if my daughter-in-law dislikes the lack of WIFI at her husband's house and keeps staying at her parents' house and refuses to come back? <
*Small theater*
[Those awesome moments of the Zerg King]
"With such a small and weak body? How can so many people like you?"
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"If I knock you, get out of here, this is my wife!!!"
"Shocked, the affectionate insect king was slapped in the face for love!
"Learning advanced mathematics? I, the mighty insect king, need to learn that stuff?"
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"Does my answering this question correctly prove that your Highness and I still have a common language?"
"It's terrible, the illiterate insect king actually studies hard day and night for love!"
The ignorant fighting machine Zerg attack & the sickly beauty with two faces
Demining: A cold fan to the outside world, but a cute guy to the inside, a technical boss, a lover of glitter, and a heart-throb
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The following is the advance receipt copy:
Yunheng is a gold medal employee of the Spare Tire Department of the Time Travel Bureau for three consecutive terms. He loves immersive work the most and brings every child of destiny to the top. He is highly praised by the will of the world.
In order to provide resources to the children of destiny, Yunheng worked conscientiously, had a deep love for them, and was willing to sacrifice himself and dedicate everything.
Until this day, he met his match.
Yun Heng: "What? There is someone who can lick better than me?"
Yun Heng: "... It's me you're licking? That's okay."
However, the opponent's rank was too high, so Yun Heng confusedly started HE with him.
Yun Heng: That's outrageous.
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After having sex with someone, what Yunheng never expected was why the eyes of those sons of luck became more and more intense when they looked at him?
The cold-hearted prime minister who killed his whole family said: "Ah Heng, don't leave, it's my fault."
The alpha who has a heart and is abusive and violent: "I'm the bastard, please don't wash off the mark"
The selfish, ruthless Human Emperor said: "I was deceived in the past, now let's start over, okay?"
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Yun Heng: Wake up! I'm just a spare tire! Where is your cp?
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The god on the throne is awakened by a quivering thread of fate.
He accidentally raised his eyes and was caught by a bright and gorgeous face that took all his breath away.
Since then, gods have stepped down from their thrones just to kiss the back of a mortal's hand.
[Reading instructions]:
1. In ancient times, I changed my attack and attacked the crematorium.
2. The children of luck are all scum attackers, and the real attackers are all the same!
3. Shou's love line is only for genuine attacks, and other bad attacks are role tasks.
4. Due to immersive role-playing, there will be no memory of his own during the mission!
Mission: Knowledge is power
