Senior Brother Has Not Survived the Love Crisis

"Don't pick up wild exercises when you fall off a cliff. Call the government hotline to report it immediately." "This is not a chance, it is a way for unscrupulous salesmen to trick you into practicing uncopyrighted exercises. If you practice such unexplained exercises, you will be in debt at worst, and you will die at worst. It will even affect your children's career in the future!" "You must follow the formal path to become an immortal!" "Cultivation of immortals is not standardized, and my loved ones are in tears!" "Okay, today's anti-fraud lecture is over. Everyone comes here to sign in and receive eggs." When Yan Jinglan finished his speech, he received thunderous applause that lasted forever. . In the Daxia Immortal Dynasty, the folk customs are simple and honest, and the people here are very kind. Here, the Mahayana stage cannot beat the Jindan stage, because the gold in the Daxia Jindan stage is the gold of Daluo Jinxian. Here, foundation building requires verification, and verification requires political review. Trial for what? Check whether you are a local. "How many time-travelers do you hope to catch this time?" "Of course, the more, the better. One time traveler is equal to one Tiandao. As we all know, the reward for one Tiandao is five hundred thousand Daxia coins." Tiandao Yan Jinglan felt as cold as a stone as he listened to the discussion in his ears. "Junior brother, don't be afraid." Ling Qianhan came over. "I'm not afraid at all." Yan Jinglan shook his head, "I'm just afraid that senior brother won't be able to survive the love crisis." Ling Qianhan hesitated. Here, it would be outrageous not to be able to survive the calamity of love. . When the senior brother fell silent again, Yan Jinglan knew that the senior brother's love disaster had failed again. Yan Jinglan smiled and wiped his sword: "Senior brother, you might as well tell me who the object of your love is." "I will put the sword on his neck now. He will either die today or have sex with you!" "It doesn't matter if you can't survive the love crisis, you can't even pick up someone?!" Yan Jinglan's eyes turned red with anger, and he was so angry that he couldn't argue with it. Ling Qianhan grabbed the sword and said, "I won't allow you to harm yourself!" Yan Jinglan:? . Ling Qianhan remembered that his first love tribulation was very ceremonial, and he chose a day when the sky was clear and the wind was gentle. That day, he saw Yan Jinglan sitting on the peach blossom tree. The peach blossoms are falling, and the fallen flowers are colorful. The young man in blue smiled brightly and looked at Ling Qianhan with joy: "Senior brother!" There seemed to be only Ling Qianhan in those clear and translucent eyes. The sky was sunny and the wind was gentle, stirring a pool of spring water. Ling Qianhan's heart is like a drum beating, and it is difficult to overcome the love crisis. Things to note: ①1v1cp has been decided. Ling Qianhan (attack) × Yan Jinglan (receive). ②Easy to make sand sculptures of fairy cookies. ——It is received in advance—— "The Sword Spirit has transformed" Copywriting: It is said that sword cultivators are the top straight men. They only have swords in their eyes, and they live for the sword wholeheartedly. The sword is their wife. Until one day, Rong Ting's sword transformed. . After the Red Ying Sword transformed, Rong Ting's life was not easy. Chiying: "Why don't you use me when you practice your sword, but use this shabby little goblin!" Rong Ting: "Basic swordsmanship, why overkill it?" Chiying: "No, no, you can only use me!" Chi Ying fiercely broke the other swords: "Don't let me find out that you touched other swords!" Rong Ting: "... Don't dare." Chiying: "Why do you have to scabbard my sword? Isn't my beautiful body worthy of being exposed???" Rong Ting: "Baby, get dressed properly." At the sword refining conference. Chiying: "This group of people still dare to call themselves sword masters? They are just trying to gain fame." Masters: "Who are you? You go ahead!" Rong Ting: "Just listen to him, he is professional." Master: "Oh, you are a sword spirit? Then you are a professional." Chiying: "I am a sword spirit. How can I not know how to refine a sword?" Can't I just choose what I like to eat? Chiying: I am the best swordsman in the world, so I naturally deserve the best swordsman in the world. Rong Ting: You know me, I was born to be a swordsman. Intention: Be positive and live up to the future and time.