Copywriting
1.
Duan Qian is a satin-blue bower bird that has just become a spirit. On the first day he was thrown into this world through a rift in time and space, he fell in love with the "female bird" on TV.
The first general of country A, Lan Yuan.
In order to pursue the "female bird" in his dream, Duan Yu personally built a very beautiful courtship pavilion, decorated it with various beautiful ornaments, invited the general to his home, and danced a courtship dance for him.
"Admiral, are you willing to give birth to a child for me?"
Admiral Lan Yuan looked at his lively and beautiful neighbor with an expressionless face: "I am a man."
Duan Qian was very puzzled: "You are obviously a female bird."
Admiral: The old man looks at his cell phone on the subway.
2.
Duan Guan became more and more frustrated after being rejected. He firmly believed that his home was not beautiful enough, and the decoration of his home changed three times a day.
"Admiral, do you think my nest is okay?"
"I can also help you hatch the eggs. I won't let you raise the child alone."
The admiral looked at his stupid neighbor and refused with anger: "I am a man and I can't have children."
Duan Yu felt that the "female bird" disliked his nest. Looking at his meager balance, he became angry and said: I must chase him and have children with him! Make a fist!
Admiral: My neighbor always wants me to have a baby, but I am a boy. How should I make him give up this idea? Urgent, waiting online.
3.
Later, Duan Qian, who successfully courted a mate, had new troubles...
The admiral looked at his "male bird" and fell into deep thought.
#It is common for us satin-blue bowerbirds to regard males as females, no need to make a fuss#
#Which satin blue bowerbird will not encounter several "love cheats" before successfully courting a mate#
#I admit that I have the element of gambling, and the refined satin blue bird is willing to admit defeat#
Food Copywriting
1. When I was writing about Mapo Tofu, I fell in love with the Satin Blue Tingbird and decided to open a book, hehe
2. The male bird of Satin Blue Bowerbird is very good-looking. He can build a courtship pavilion and decorate his nest with various brightly colored ornaments. He can also use beautiful ornaments to seduce the female bird into performing a courtship dance. She is so narcissistic and stupid that she cannot tell the difference between young males and females. The trinkets at home are always snatched away by young males pretending to be females. Before the courtship dance is over, she has already run away with the trinkets. Before the courtship is successful, she always encounters a few "love scammers" hhh
2021/9/25Imagination
Purpose: Be brave and pursue the people and things you like