As a high-tech robot from the future era, Qiu Jiujiu has two functions:
1. You can see a person's life.
2. Expose lies.
One day, the robot Qiu Jiujiu transformed into Qiu Jiujiu, an 18th-tier female artist who gained attention through sex posts.
When she first came here, she was confessed by a male guest on a love show.
Qiu Jiujiu stared at his affectionate face and said without hesitation: "Your girlfriend has severed ties with your family in order to help you with your career. Is it really okay to abandon her when your career is successful?"
Whole network:! ! !
Male guest:! ! !
On a fitness variety show, Xinjin Xiaohua hugged a ragdoll cat and said to the camera: "I like small animals the most. I have a lot of cats at home."
Qiu Jiujiu's face was full of confusion: "But weren't all the dozens of cats you raised abused to death by you?"
Whole network:! ! !
New little flower:! ! !
The little idol cried on the show and said that he suffered a lot from being a trainee to debuting.
Qiu Jiujiu was shocked: "Does it cost a lot to be a star? The billion you spent on tax evasion was not enough!"
Whole network:! ! !
Little idol:! ! !
At first, netizens felt that Qiu Jiujiu had no emotional intelligence and was quick to spread rumors. They thought she was an eyesore and told her to get out of the entertainment industry.
But later, everything she said turned out to be true! Every day when I wake up, there is endless melon to eat, and they are going crazy!
As a result, countless... No, countless netizens took the initiative to slap themselves in the face, turned into fanatical fans, and cheered for her.
Did #Qiujiujiu take me to eat melon today? #
#Build a positive energy entertainment circle and eliminate bad artists. The wine girl is going crazy! #
#Follow the wine sister and never fall over. #
Even the male celebrities who had been friends with her in the past had red eyes when they saw her again.
Male star 1: "It would be great if I knew how to cherish the past."
Male Star 2: "Jiujiu, can you give me another chance?"
Qiu Jiujiu: Thank you, I am in the entertainment industry and I specialize in exposing lies :)
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1
Not long after Qiu Jiujiu Chuan arrived, due to an accident, he almost spent the night with a strange man.
After all, the two had no substantive relationship. As an adult and forward-thinking woman, Qiu Jiujiu decided to forget the ambiguity of that night.
A few days later, Qiu Jiujiu accepted a variety show and was taken to dinner by the director. He said that there was a particularly important investor at the dinner.
She dressed up simply and went to the banquet calmly. As soon as she sat down, she raised her head.
I saw the man from that night opposite.
In my ears, the director whispered:
"The top boss opposite you is the youngest current person in charge of the Milu Group. He can make it impossible for you to survive with just a few clicks of his fingers. Please don't talk nonsense again."
Qiu Jiujiu was dumbfounded.
2
In order to show that he had no intention of hugging each other, Qiu Jiujiu chose to take the initiative to distance himself from the relationship.
The dragon slayer finally becomes a dragon. At the dinner, she raised her wine glass and told the man opposite her the first lie in her life:
"Mr. Shen, it's an honor to meet you for the first time."
Shen Jiangnian listened to everyone's flattery indifferently, but he did not reply to her words. His eyes narrowed slightly, and the sneer on his lips was unpredictable.
Qiu Jiujiu thought that the other party had a grudge, so he didn't think much about it. He didn't even look at him during the entire meal, and kept a perfect distance from him.
After the dinner, she and Shen Jiangnian met face to face in the deserted corridor.
Qiu Jiujiu smiled awkwardly but politely. After laughing, he was about to leave. When the two of them passed by, he suddenly grabbed his wrist.
She saw the darkness in his eyes, as if he was trying his best to restrain something, and a strand of hair hung down, giving him an inexplicable feeling of loneliness.
"Why are you pretending not to know me?" His deep voice was filled with resentment, as if she was an out-and-out scumbag.
Shen Jiangnian stared into her eyes, dangerously and intently: "Do you want to... Start chaos and finally give up?"
Qiu Jiujiu:?
[Tips before viewing]
[The heroine's golden finger is huge! ! ! Brainless fun!
[The ambiguous period is long and the male protagonist is so jealous that he can be coaxed back by giving him a candy.
There are many male supporting characters, many heroic elements, the heroine's heart is as solid as a rock, and men are just her entertainment.
[Please separate reality and fiction, and protect yourself in reality.
[In the later part of this article, the proportion of love lines may be slightly more, and the proportion of face-slapping and scumbags is about 3:1, 1v1, he, double c]
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Pre-collection of "I became famous by saving my love brain"
Jiang Li is a fast-traveling boss, but he was stabbed in the back by the fast-traveling bureau when he retired.
She blasted the quick break with a backhand, but her skills were frozen.
The system informs that only by saving the love brain in the new world can the skills be unfrozen and the person can settle in this world.
Then everyone discovered that Jiang Li, a well-known love brain in the entertainment industry, had changed.
In a love variety show, a rich and beautiful guest was devoted to Pu Xinnan. After falling out of love, she fell into despair and cried to Jiang Li:
"Without him, I might as well die."
Netizens: [Two love minds come together, and the result can be imagined.
[When a woman chases a man with a spacer veil, in fact, as long as she can relax her figure, he will definitely like you again!
With an expressionless face, Jiang Li took out a wad of bills from her arms and drove her in a sports car to eat, drink and have fun. She played with the world and went around in a carefree way, turning the romance show into a travel variety show.
Netizens: 666
Later, the male guest regretted it and knelt down to beg for reconciliation, while Bai Fumei suddenly realized:
"I'm sorry, you're not good enough for me!"
In the desert island survival variety show, the guests are divided into couples group and single girl group.
Before the broadcast, someone said with a smile: "You see, you have to rely on men at critical moments, so having a boyfriend is really important."
After the show started, the male guests shied away from their responsibilities, refused to take on their work, and trembled in the face of the out-of-control snakes.
Jiang Li is ruthless and kills the venomous snake with a knife in his hand. At the same time, he also leads the girls to play on the deserted island, as if they are on vacation.
Many netizens had an epiphany: "Men cannot be relied on, and women should rely on themselves."
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Jiang Li worked hard to save one love brain after another, regained her own skills step by step, and used her skills to conquer the entertainment industry.
She originally wanted to live a low-key life and retire after success, but who knew that the popularity was getting higher and higher day by day, with countless fans cheering for her: What kind of relationship is it? I am not handsome enough!
#I originally just wanted to save the love brain, but why did it become so popular? #
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In the past, Jiang Li was a famous love brain in the Jiang family.
I entered the entertainment industry because my fiancé said casually that all I wanted to do was hang around him, and my lifelong pursuit was to marry him smoothly.
When Jiang Li stood in front of him again, his fiancé frowned: "I'm very busy, what do you have to do?"
In front of his parents and many relatives, Jiang Li bent the engagement ring with one hand and threw it into his face.
Fiancé:? ? ?
Parents who taught Jiang Li to put her husband first:? ? ?
[The heroine is very strong, very strong, illogically strong, slaps in the face, cool writing, I understand everything]
[The core of this article is not anti-love, but anti-love brain]
[The fiancé chases his wife at the crematorium, a very, very, very crematorium]
Intention: Self-reliance and self-reliance
Reader comments
Author: Go to bed early at night and don't get up in the middle of the night to recite nonsense.
It's over so quickly! The feeling of concentrated essence
It's time to meet next, huh?
Boss, I will continue to look forward to the extra episodes... Please be sure to update! ! ! ! Plz
Author: Go to bed early at night and don't get up in the middle of the night to recite nonsense.
It's over so quickly! The feeling of concentrated essence
It's time to meet next, huh?
Boss, I will continue to look forward to the extra episodes... Please be sure to update! ! ! ! Plz