Preview of a new article written in the style of a Taiwanese danmei novel:
Threaten me? No way! (Take people's money to eliminate disasters)
If you know witchcraft, I'll hire a magician (how much does it cost to do as many things as you want)
Well, the mana is pretty good, but I'm just lazy (muddle along!)
No, how can a human be like this! (What, this is not good?)
We must carry out revolutionary re-education (hey, I am just employed, not selling myself)
How to educate? Of course it's the body that stands up! (Ah! Okay, I'll just listen to the head office...)