Wei Nannan dressed up as the female supporting character in an ancient sadomasochism novel that she had only read three pages of.
Originally, she wanted to kick out the hero and heroine Dumei, but she didn't expect that the intellectual buff would be forcibly turned on as soon as they met. Seeing that she was about to walk onto the Naihe Bridge, in order to survive, she hugged the villain's thigh:
Please kill them quickly! Wow! ! !
Dali Temple is very distressed recently. The emperor's little princess wants to come to their place to open a canteen.
In order to survive, they introduced the cold-faced Dali Temple Qing as the only guest in the cafeteria, praying to scare the little princess away. But how come the little princess became happier and happier? Why is this food getting more and more delicious? Help, they really want a bite too! !
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Xxx was very impatient about having to deal with a certain little princess at the beginning. What kind of food can the noble daughter of heaven make? I'm afraid I can't even pick up the knife. I must be chasing the man again.
Three days later
The secret guard who refused to speak asked about the conditions: "Let me take a bite of Bazhen cake, and I will tell you who instigated me."
A month later
The corrupt official hugged Qin Yichen's thigh and cried: "Let me take a bite of the Yellow River rockfish, and I will tell you where the money is hidden!"
One year later
Qin Yichen slapped his palm on the wall and stopped a little girl: "You succeeded, I will ask your Majesty to marry you tomorrow."
The little girl trembled with fear: "Well, it doesn't have to be like this..."
Qin Yichen: "Don't say it, I understand. My daughter's family is always shy. Just stay in the palace and wait for marriage."
Wei Nannan:? ? ? ?
Wait a minute, I just want to survive and don't want to get married! !
Concept: small pot clinking, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea
