Feed a Baby Zombie

The full text is under revision and overhaul. The advance collection of "Don't mess with the kittens" and "How to conquer the iceberg beauty" are all in the column~ Sometimes he escapes and sometimes feels inferior. Little zombie (sufferer) × Calm and restrained spiritual doctor (attack) PS: 1. The article is empty, empty and empty! 2. If you don't like it, feel free to quit at any time, don't force it. 3Updated every day before 24:00. If there is any delay, we will leave a message in the comment area. Copywriting: Jiang Xiaoshi has a secret. His blood is the medicine for immortality, and all this is because he is a half-human, half-corpse monster. A crazy experiment a hundred years ago turned him into this. Later, due to the exposure of the experiment, Jiang Xiao's body was sealed in a coffin and slept for many years. He thought that his life would be like this. But after a heavy rain, he was pulled out of his endless sleep. He opened his eyes for the first time after many years, and the unfamiliar handsome face made his long-dead heart beat weakly, and he once again felt the taste of life. On the first day after being rescued, the little zombie jumped behind the benefactor and hid whenever the benefactor turned around. The benefactor, who couldn't bear it anymore, pushed the little zombie in front of him. The benefactor was silent for a while and said, "Let's go home with me." As soon as he finished speaking, the little zombie disappeared and ran back not long after. The little zombie stuffed a bunch of messy things in his arms into the hands of his benefactor, such as expired blood bags and rotten tomatoes. Benefactor: "..." What nonsense? I know you are not a human being, but I am not a human being either? Half a month after being rescued, the little zombie followed his benefactor like a human and encountered danger when going out to do errands. The little zombie carried the benefactor and ran away. If he had nothing to throw away, he would throw away the benefactor's clothes: "Ahhhhhh, get away, it's dangerous." The benefactor who was being carried: "..." Can you please stop taking off my clothes and let me down! The little zombie refused and threw the person into his coffin: "Hide and don't go anywhere." Benefactor: I feel like a waste... Suddenly, the benefactor felt that something was not right. Where do you put your hands, little zombie? ? The benefactor said hoarsely: "Little corpse, where are you putting your hands?" In the darkness, the little zombie scratched unconsciously. Little Zombie: "It's nothing." The benefactor's fist hardened and he pressed him on the coffin wall: "Then prepare something!!" Pre-collection of "Don't mess with the kittens" The ferocious kitten monster × the evil master Lin Xi×Yu Heng As a good socialist young man, Lin Xi was forced to wear the body of the protagonist Meow just because he complained about a bloody novel "Master Tianshi fell in love with me". Lin Xi also admitted it. He had just kicked the scumbag and was cut back to his original form due to the catastrophe. What kind of devilish luck did he have? In order to survive, he decided to find a shit shoveler on the street to take care of him. The shit shoveler he found was beautiful and kind-hearted, and Lin Xi was very pleased. But not long after, Lin Xi collapsed. Who can tell him what is going on, why he can still find the Celestial Master when he is looking for a shit-sweeper, why people still adopt him even though they know he is a demon! ! After regaining her original shape, Lin Xi chose to run away, but was blocked in front of her home. Master Tianshi: "Huh? Where is the little kitten going?" Lin Xi: "..." There's no way to escape, wuwuwu. I thought this was the most outrageous thing, but it turned out there was something even more outrageous! The shit shoveling officer he was looking for turned out to be a scumbag and his uncle! ! What kind of bullshit romance is this. Scumbag: "Why is it you!" Lin Xi: "I also want to ask, why is it you..." Master Tianshi: "Be good, call me uncle." Purpose: Dispel darkness and usher in a bright future