[The hilarious pre-collection of "After the Founding of the People's Republic of China, I Became a Nine Leaky Fish", please click on the hot column and ask for favorites^_^]
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Wei Qing is an ordinary high school girl, but she always has all kinds of bizarre nightmares.
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Wei Qing discovered that as the dream develops, the skills in the dream will extend to the real world.
Ability to carry a cauldron: carry two barrels of water to the fourth floor in one breath, without pain in the waist or legs, and even able to punch twice.
Walking as fast as flying: A student with sports specialties ran past him at the school sports meeting.
Photographic memory: The memorized book jumped to the top of the grade.
From then on, Wei Qing cautiously shuttled through various dreams in order to end the nightmare.
Until one day when she discovered that her classmates, friends, family and even strangers who had only met once appeared in her dreams one after another, everything gradually developed in an inhuman direction.
And she became the legendary 'big boss' in dreams who specializes in breaking nightmares.
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Welcome to the dream world! This is a dream you have never thought of. Please wake up alive, otherwise, you will sleep forever~]
Everyone who enters the dream world will hear this reminder, this is the beginning and the end.
As the dream expands, countless people fall into it and die in the nightmare, and the real world will fall into a true sleep.
Until a female boss named 'wei' appeared in the dream world. She was about 1.78 Meters tall, wearing a decent suit and carrying a long knife. She was heroic and specialized in breaking nightmares and saving people who fell into nightmares time and time again.
Later, people gradually discovered that dreams would correspond to reality.
So they started looking for a big boss named 'wei' in the real world.
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In reality, Wei Qing is 1.6 Meters tall, wears school uniform and sportswear... And can't wake up all day long with a lunch box in hand.
Wei Qing was holding a box lunch and facing crowds of fans.
She yawned sleepily: Boss, it doesn't exist, I'm just sleeping.
Also, no one is allowed to disturb my sleep (fierce. JPG).
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"After the founding of the People's Republic of China, I became a nine-leaved fish"
Once Xu Jingliu came out of seclusion, the world changed drastically.
And she actually became "illiterate" in the new era! The legendary "fish that slipped through the net in nine-year compulsory education"!
Day 1 out of customs: Biao Feijian crashes into the plane.
Day 2 after leaving seclusion: Chasing an imp and injuring a Muggle.
Day 3 after leaving customs: Eat box lunch in the bureau.
As a result, Xu Jingliu, who was extremely destructive, was taken to school to learn from scratch and become a new five-good monk in the new era.
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Daily flow
Course selection suffered a major blackout.
Xu Jingliu: It doesn't matter, let me bring benefit to my classmates!
Classmate: Thank you for the invitation. I was in the dormitory. Thunder fell from the sky and there was no one left.
During the final sports swordsmanship exam, the poor students howled.
Xu Jingliu: With my big sword here, Paul and others will get sixty points!
Teacher: Thank you for the invitation. I am in the hospital and I just broke my leg.
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Moments
[Xu Jingliu: Dear Taoist friends, I am Xu Jingliu of Huashan Sword Sect. Nowadays, Taoism has declined and people's hearts are not as good as it used to be. I now need 1,000 yuan to revive the glory of sword cultivation! When I become a master of swordsmanship, I can lead you through life and death! Share infinite life with heaven and earth!
Unknown stranger: I, Qin Shihuang, give money? Understand?
A friend from the past said: It is better to go online than to cultivate immortality.
Dear disciple: It is better to lie down in seclusion.
Opponent Demon Lord: It is better to be a demon than to be a demon.
Fellow Taoists: What better to do than make money?
A certain special affairs office: People have been sent to the door to counter fraud...
This article: Daily flow x1
Hilarious x10086
The heroine is serious X
The author is old and dishonest?
Mission: Cherish life and embrace a better future.
Damn, you are here again...
Good looking, cheers (? ??_??)?
Finished spreading flowers! But so sudden