I Am Really Not a Black-Hearted Politician [Comprehensive British and American]

(*There is a single arrow of the Bat family, a light heartthrob, and you can play Gotham politics with some drawing cards and the mastermind behind the scenes!) (The core message remains unchanged, and the copy is still being updated and modified...) Every superhero story needs someone like this: As ordinary people, they are responsible for serving as [middlemen] to contact the heroes. It is obviously a high-intensity job, but they have no sense of existence and have never received a salary increase or promotion. They even need to die regularly to boost the fighting spirit of the protagonist heroes. They are supporting roles, cannon fodder, veterans, fringe people, ○○ agents, ○○ congressmen, director Ge ○, and spiritual mentors...——Finally, they who worked hard and uncomplaining burst out of dissatisfaction and quit. Bad Boss: "——This is your mission. The mission is urgent. Now you should go to Gotham immediately to participate in politics! In short, as a [top player], be yourself, recruit some subordinates, maintain a positive image, remember to [give some psychological comfort to the superheroes regularly], and [die on time]! " Lin Nansen, the top player in Stardew Valley, dressed in rags, was re-employed across departments: "... Ah? Me?" The fighting on Gotham's winter streets was fierce, but it couldn't warm Lin Nansen's heart, which was forced to transfer to another job and work overtime. I am a kind of person, do you think I am a banker who can engage in politics? Lin Nansen worked conscientiously and carefully followed the system's recommendations. The top priority was to use the "tramp card drawing system" given by Linus, a friend he met in Stardew Valley, to summon some of his fellow tramps to help him—— After ten draws in a row, the subordinates will be there. It's just that the system's definition of "tramp" seems a bit strange...? Lin Nansen: "Hello everyone, we are working together from today! Gotham is a dangerous city. Our mission is to govern cleanly, maintain integrity, provide psychological counseling for Chaoying, and then die on time!" Qin Zhenshu, who was living on the streets after the organization went bankrupt, said: "... Oh, I will be responsible for running the government cleanly...? Are you the new BOSS?" Professor Mo, who was washed down by the waterfall and wandered: "I will teach you spiritual guidance? I will obey your will." Killer Yi came to find his runaway brother: "Kaka, kaka, kaka... (Who do you want to let die?)" From that day on, Gotham, which was already in dire straits, strange things happened frequently for some unknown reason, and it became even more turbulent... Batman's eyes became increasingly dangerous: "..." The little birds watching together said: "..." Lin Nansen: "..." "... Wait a minute, I really didn't do anything. I'm honest and do my job. I just touch the trash can every day!" "... What, you said this is all my disguise?... Stop! Stop! Don't want any silver bracelets or anything like that - I'm really not a criminal behind the scenes of a black-hearted politician!!" * Reading guide: ①Dihualiu, Shuangwen. The honest protagonist does nothing, but everyone will misunderstand that the protagonist is the evil mastermind behind the scenes, with deep evil intentions (that tone). The characters drawn out are all from comics, British and American stews, and anything is possible. ②Micro group portrait. There are single arrows for all members, a slight heartthrob, and a slight emotional line, but the protagonist, the straight man, will not respond to anyone. There is no cp in the main text and extras. ③ I checked the information as much as possible, but the setting/timeline may still be messed up. Please forgive me if there is any oversight qwq. Purpose: write life