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Qiu Susu is the last mermaid from the apocalypse. In order to find a treasure to save the fish clan, she traveled through an entertainment novel and became a squeamish female star full of black stuff.
Qiu Susu, who has been isolated from the world for many years: a star? I haven't done it?
So netizens discovered that the pampered Qiu Susu had changed——
For the first time, she participated in a charity fund-raising activity for winter swimming across the sea. When the audience thought that she was just showing off, she would never last a minute and would even catch a bad cold. However, Qiu Susu's body was light and she could switch freely among the four swimming styles. She was far ahead and won the championship with a record-breaking result.
It was a survival show in hell mode. While other guests could only eat wild fruits to fill their stomachs, Qiu Susu rolled up her sleeves and plunged into the sea without blinking. Today we eat abalone, tomorrow we eat sea urchin, steamed, fried, or boiled. It's different every day. The kids next door are so greedy that they cry.
In a sports variety show that challenges the limits of human beings, Qiu Susu completed the Ironman triathlon in one go. When a guest accidentally fell into the water on a cliff, she successfully rescued him by leaping into the sea with an extremely difficult and zero-splash move.
The business was too tiring, so Qiu Susu planned to quit the business and focus on finding treasures.
Then, she became popular, and she broke through the circle.
The Sports Bureau's online message: The door is open for you at any time.
Top catering groups are openly poaching people: Do you know the annual salary of over 100 million?
The Radio, Film and Television Bureau highly praised him: the best cross-border artist, bar none.
In the past, netizens said: You are a jerk, get out of the entertainment industry.
Now, netizen: Susu, I won't watch it without you.
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A world-class director tailor-made a movie about mermaids for Qiu Susu.
At the dinner after the press conference, Qiu Susu accidentally discovered the treasure she had been looking for for a long time in a man. However, after recognizing that this was Ren Qiyue, a wealthy CEO who was rumored to be not a womanizer and was rumored to be a crook, her heart dropped.
Qiu Susu mustered up the courage: Well, can you sell me? I'm willing to trade everything of value with you.
Ren Qiyue said in a deep voice: Anything is okay?
Qiu Susu nodded.
Ren Qiyue lowered his head and leaned over, with a hoarse voice and crazy love in his eyes: I want you.
#I promised not to get close to women, but I'm actually greedy for my body#
#Did Mr. Ren catch up with his wife today? No#
[Weibo Archives 2021.9.14 Stealing rumors will be investigated]
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