
What Should I Do If I Get Stuck by a Vicious Beast?
被凶兽黏上了怎么办
by Minus One (减一)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 52k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Bai Xuan happily came to the human world and was ready to eat. I want to swallow ten two-legged beasts in one bite. Make a fist! However, he was intercepted by a group of people calling themselves the Monster Management Bureau, and was coaxed into signing a contract. He was also given "Modern Civilized Monster Law", "Introduction to Chinese Characters for Beginners", "Chinese Pinyin", "Learn Mandarin well and travel all over the world without fear"... Ye Heng, the owner of Yunshang Dingshi, is one of the top three catering chain giants in China. One day, a strange young man had a meal at his restaurant, and he happened to get a free meal. From then on, it seemed like I was stuck with something strange. A snow-white little fox suddenly appeared in Ye Heng's yard. The little fox gives him gifts every day, chestnuts, beautiful leaves, picked glass beads, rabbits stolen from the farm? Roast chicken stolen from a restaurant? The pet piglet next door? The neighbor's two-year-old cub... The painting style gradually became more and more strange. This was not going to work, so he called the Animal Protection Association. That night, the staff brought tools and squatted in his yard for most of the night, without even seeing the shadow of the fox's tail. Bai Xuan was very angry, so that night, a white fox jumped on Ye Heng's bed, and the next second there was a beautiful boy sitting on the bed, wearing red clothes, white hair, and fox ears. Small theater: Assistant: Mr. Ye, the front desk called saying someone is looking for you. Ye Heng looked sideways: Do you need me to teach you how to deal with it? Assistant: The other party said you are his father. Ye Heng rushed downstairs. Bai Xuan threw himself into Ye Heng's arms and shouted: Dad! Dad! Don't leave me, I'm very good. The ladies at the front desk and the special assistant who came with me:... Their jaws dropped to the ground in shock. Mr. Ye's son is already that old? Obviously not. Everyone tacitly understood: Mr. Ye really knows how to play. Ye Heng tore open the clingy spirit: Where did you learn that? Bai Xuan pointed at the tablet. Confiscated. Small Theater 2: Bai Xiaoxuan: Your family supports so many people, how about raising one more of me? Ye Heng: Uncle Li, housekeeper; Aunt Li, cook; Aunt Lin, clean... What will you do? Bai Xiaoxuan: I, I, I can fight. Ye Heng: Xiao Chen and Xiao Guo are bodyguards, and I have no shortage of fights. Bai Xiaoxuan: What do you lack? Ye Heng's five-year-old niece (Probe) mysteriously said: Uncle is short of a wife! Bai Xiaoxuan (very loud): Then I will be your wife! Cute beauty is brutally assaulted by a daddy-type god He is an adult at the age of 1001. Thank you for your support, I love you and express my heart ~ [New pit will be opened soon] "Please let the boss take the baby to the baby show" Xiao Xiao crosses over to become the cannon fodder of the villain of the same name in the male channel's upgraded revenge novel "The Return of the Male God Who Across the City", and is a member of the 18th-tier boy band. My cousin's family died in a car accident. I used the compensation money to adopt my cousin's 3-year-old orphan. After using the baby to make money after the popularity of the baby variety show, they are crazy about making money from the baby, accepting advertisements, children's clothing models, eating broadcasts, shooting short videos... Even if they are sick and have a fever, they are forced to work. If they don't cooperate, they will be beaten if they don't perform well. The protagonist Chu Yuexi and her sister were kidnapped when they were young, and they lived outside and suffered a lot. After returning from the counterattack, he must avenge himself. Those who had slandered him were either sent to prison or in a mental hospital. Some even had graves with grass three meters high. The little boy who was abused by the original Xiao Xiao was the son of Chu Yuexi's lost sister. After being found by Chu Yuexi, the original person ended up very miserable. When Xiao Xiaochuan came over, the compensation money had already been spent, and the baby girl had already signed the contract. He couldn't afford the liquidated damages, so he had to take the baby and go to the baby girl's hospital, but he didn't know how to take care of the baby! "We're just going on a trip, you know? When we get there, we're just having fun. We're not going to compete with them." The first day of Wazong live broadcast, 7 o'clock in the morning. In other groups, the nanny is coaxing Zaizai to get up. In Xiao Xiao's group, Zai Zai is coaxing his father to get up: Yao Dad, get up and get first place! After taking a nap, Zaizai got up and got dressed. Dad was pretending to be dead: Jiu Min, my dad is dead... The next day, there was no need to get up early after winning the game. Zaizai was hungry. Xiao Xiao said in a daze: "Let's sleep a little longer. You won't be hungry when you fall asleep." "Why don't you drink some water? Drinking water will make you hungry." But two minutes later, he still struggled to get up and prepare milk powder for Zaizai. Other groups: You are five years old and still can't learn addition and subtraction within ten. Haven't I taught you many times? Xiaoxiao group, Zaizai: Wuwuwu, pull it out, I haven't learned this before, teach it. Then Xiao Xiao taught me casually and learned everything. The teacher plays the piano, watch it once, and you can master it. Competition to memorize ancient poems, read them once and remember them. … It's like a full-level human cub. No wonder the original can make money like crazy by nibbling on babies. Later, Xiao Xiao discovered that there was a second part of this book, and Xiao Zai was the protagonist of the second part, Long Aotian, who was against the odds. Xiao Xiao was a wild child, but he became famous in Wazong soon after he was young. He waited anxiously every day for the protagonist to pick up the cub. But he waited and waited, and waited... No, why hasn't the protagonist come yet? The protagonist in this life will not be overthrown by the villain halfway, right? It was not until later that he discovered that the protagonist was beside me. He thought back to his short life as a book traveler. He interrupts when the protagonist is talking, he turns the tables when the protagonist picks up the food, he refuses to drink when the protagonist toasts... What sliding position does the boss like? Urgent! ! ! Purpose: Protect wild animals
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