"My name is Zhu Tangyuan."
When I was three years old, when I introduced myself to my third aunt with a milky voice, she unfortunately ended up in the hospital. It was said that she was laughing so hard that blood rushed to her brain.
When I was six years old and the first grade started, when I introduced myself like this, the classroom chairs overturned and the teacher turned pale.
When I was twelve years old and in junior high school, when I introduced myself in this way again, the principal came over and asked us if we were rebelling.
When I was fifteen years old and in high school, I introduced myself this way again. This time there was just a lot of snickering. Well, everyone is much more educated.
I was eighteen years old and studying in college. When I introduced myself again, everyone just looked at me in surprise. Sure enough, education comes with age.