After I Came Back from Fast Travel, I Became an Athlete [Extreme]

Solve v at the end of June, don't buy it Get a preview of the column to learn more about "Salted Fish Master, Love Variety Is a Popularity" Peng Yu has been a fisherman all his life, earning some food by helping people catch ghosts and tell fortunes. His lifelong wish is to continue to be a fisherman. Unexpectedly, he slipped into the entertainment industry and became a cannon fodder. He was forced to participate in a bloody love (tear) variety show. Peng Yu:...... Sorry, she just wants salted fish. I wanted to just paddle around and leave, but unexpectedly, I was having a good time in a variety show, but suddenly I became supernatural. Revenant souls seeking their lives, evil ghosts taking possession of them, ghosts breaking into walls, ghosts pressing down on beds... Horrible incidents beyond cognition scared the artists participating in the variety show and the audience watching the live broadcast into screaming and running away frantically. The evil ghost in the darkness looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, chasing everyone playfully, like a cat chasing a mouse. Until they bumped into Peng Yu who was sitting in the corner eating a big meal and accidentally knocked over a plate of food. … Peng Yu drew his mahogany sword on the spot and staged a full martial arts show in front of everyone. At the end of the live broadcast, Peng Yu stepped on dozens of ghosts and told the audience in front of the screen: Please believe in science! Reject superstition, start with me! Fellow artists and audiences:… I believe you! ----- On the first day of the variety show, Peng Yu became famous all over the Internet, and his popularity soared to the first place. Many years later, the media interviewed me and asked how I became famous in the first place. The client burst into tears: I just want to eat well and be a salted fish. Purpose: Don't care about other people's eyes and live your own life