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If you catch a real "koi", it's not a lottery, is it still a human being?
Lu Yi poked the golden fish in the tank and angrily turned ten thousand lottery numbers on his scarf.
Very good, you successfully attracted the attention of our Demon Association.
Lu Yi, who was captured into the Monster Association for human experimentation: (trembling)?
Lu Yi, who was thrown into different dimensions, was either looking for his own thigh or hugging the koi's thigh every day.
The koi fish that were thrown into different planes were either looking for their own leg pendants or taking their girls away every day.
Script one:
"Please, let the child be sacrificed to heaven!"
There is a prince who is a staunch supporter of Marxism and his family's curved road to saving the country.
Plane 1: (The male protagonist has no memory)
"Apprentice, you're not cheating by leveling up so quickly, right?"
The suspenseful reasoning of a genius monk with a blood feud and his lazy family, Mi Chong, leads to revenge.
"I really didn't mean to kill your father!"
Plane Two: (The heroine has no memory)
"My mother said actors who don't want to be athletes are not good idols."
The handsome guy who holds the business lifeblood (bushi) has to quickly go out to have a love relationship at public expense in order to catch up with the cute little idol.
"The whole entertainment industry knows that you like her!"
Plane three:
"Boss, I voluntarily eat dog food."
Exposing the bad behavior of a post-apocalyptic boss and his weak but capable girlfriend who attack other bosses without moral ethics.
"Okay, let's go get the lunch box."
Plane Four: (The heroine has no memory)
"Which one is my husband?"
The social and animal warlords of the Republic of China had to guard their homes while fighting wars, otherwise their wives would run away with others.
"This is obviously my wife QAQ?!"
Plane Five: (The male and female protagonists have no memory)
"Little brother, can I suck your manhood?"
A senior Taoist priest wanted to commit domestic violence and was so angry that he gave a ghost a human body just to commit another "domestic violence".
"Come and suck."
Plane Six: (The male and female protagonists have no memory)
"Sorry, I have to help my deskmate with his homework."
The top student who licked the dog and licked everything to the end finally, with the training of two homeworks every day, and his girlfriend were admitted to different universities, and began a happy (? Long-distance relationship.
"Sorry, I have to help my wife write her paper."
Ps:
1. Koi will not look like a fish, and the heroine will not fall in love with a fish.
2. Dressing may be a bit slow.
3. No prototype.
Purpose: Strive to become a more powerful human being!