Unlimited Streaming, but in Sichuan Dialect

Shi Shu, an ordinary male college student with less courage than a chicken and a hotter temper than a dog, entered a strange world because he stepped into the elective classroom with his left foot. The classroom was covered in layers of flesh foam, the ceiling was seeping with blood, and a red moon hung high outside the window. The twisted font on the blackboard reads: [1. Candidates are not allowed to leave the examination room without permission] [2. The invigilator is the only criterion] 3. Be sure to live Thirty-eight eyes on the teacher's face looked at Shi Shu. "The last candidate is in place, and exam No. 001 Officially begins -" Shi Shu stood at the door, the tentacles already attached to his ankles, and the classmates in the seats let out desperate and suppressed sobs. An expressionless Shi Shu said: "Crying like a hammer! Crying is useless! Come and pull me, jio is raking and can't move!" Classmate:...... Classmate: Phew. Classmate: I'm sorry, teacher, I didn't smile. · When every college class becomes a trial of life and death, how do you survive? Student 1: To be honest, I was almost scared to death, but Shi Shu's "You are so blind!" Made me laugh. Without further ado, please ask Yu Xichuan to return Shi Shu to Guangdong University students. Student 2: People can die, pee, or smile with relief. I choose the latter. Ask Yu Xichuan to return Shi Shu to Guangdong University students. Student 3: Swords and guns can't give me a sense of security, Sichuan dialect can. Ask Yu Xichuan to return Shi Shu to Guangdong University students. "..." Shi Shu looked at the ferocious-looking zombies, then looked at his classmates who were covering their mouths and suppressing laughter, and fell silent. #Is it wrong to think of me as a mascot? #Is Sichuan dialect really so funny? #You are such a bitch that I only teamed up with you if you didn't want to laugh, you are laughing your ass off! # #！ You immortals, zombies and ghosts, please don't touch me! ! # Reading tips: 1. Serious and slutty boss attacks x cowardly dog mouth and is cute (? Accepted) 2. Unlimited streaming of funny upgrades, most of the classmates are fun-loving people, the male protagonist only speaks Sichuan dialect when he is frightened, and he is usually top-notch in Mandarin (according to himself) 3. Add it when you think of it Purpose: Live well