I suddenly remembered that the female netizen was probably still enjoying her private time in the women's restroom, and shouted to the old man: "Oh, damn, when did you let me go back? I just forgot to buy health insurance for that woman!"
"Go back? Are you kidding me? Don't make fun of me."
"What? You won't let me go back? You're fucking breaking the law. This is kidnapping! But I don't have any money, so it's useless if you kidnap me."
"No, no, Donghuang, listen to me, you have left your body just now. In other words, you are dead. Just now, a car hit you to death. Now I am just taking your soul and consciousness to heaven. Your body will be disposed of."
"No, what the hell did you say? Am I dead? How could I die? Don't talk nonsense. So what if I'm a god? How the hell did I die for no apparent reason? Don't be so fucking silent. Damn it, please speak to me!"
"I'm sorry, I'm just thinking about how to tell you. You won't die, that's right, but your vagina will die. Just now, a car hit you to death. Of course, this was my design. There is no way, I can't take you to heaven physically. . That is absolutely impossible. But don't be afraid. You only have spiritual consciousness now, but when the time comes, you will naturally have a physical body again. I can't explain this at the moment. Your history teacher will explain it to you in detail when the time comes. "
"Mom, what are you talking about? I have to study history when I go to heaven? My sister!"