Copywriting: limerick version
Walk and walk, jump and jump, Xiaoqi and I will go down to Tianshan Mountain today.
Look to the left, look to the right, I can't find anything in the southeast, northwest or northwest!
The former Jianghu, the latter Jianghu, what exactly are Jianghu?
Go down to the Tianshan Mountains, travel around, look here and there to find a wife.
Chicken in the left hand, duck in the right hand, I am happy with food in my hand!
. . . . . .
Ah~!
Who litters?
Huh? A pig fell from the sky? Sexy, delicious, lazy, and mouthful of OOXX that makes you dirty?
Gotta~!
Keep walking with the piglet and use it as a food reserve.
When his stomach was empty and he wanted to eat, he rushed towards the stored food. Unexpectedly, he pounced on the food and fell to the ground like a dog.
Hey~! It's not easy to be a human these days, and you have to be enslaved by pigs. Humans are not like pigs, so no wonder the master warned: There are so many weird things in the world, and personal safety is not guaranteed.
With her belly singing about the empty city plan, Xiao Qi lay on the roadside sadly. Fortunately, she met a financial sponsor and had someone to rely on for half her life.
This is, if you are destined to come thousands of miles to meet each other, you will have food to eat with the young master!