Atypical Variety Show, Win to Debut, Lose to the Grave

She, Lin Celadon, felt that she was at odds with God. First, she was struck by lightning from the 21st century and transported to a different world. Then he practiced hard for two hundred years. When he was overcoming the tribulation, he was struck by the tribulation thunder and was thrown into a strange environment. She has been practicing hard for so long just to earn a ticket to travel to another world. After coming to the interstellar, she was first given a planet in urgent need of cleaning. She needed to dig the planet out of the sand five hundred meters deep. She also took over two goblins that had been transported in advance by the unreliable planet consciousness. But there is also a good thing, that is, she found a responsible housekeeper at the beginning. As for the butler - Arthur said he had something to say. Don't ask! To ask is to regret that for a dream, I actually hanged myself on the crooked tree in Lin Celadon. I even thought about hanging myself and couldn't find a good place to hang myself. As the governor of the planet, the ratio of the number of civil servants and indigenous people on the planet is 1:2, that is, two civil servants and four indigenous people (one of which also includes the planet owner.) The Planet Master is a hands-off shopkeeper, and his daily hobby is to go to the interstellar space to clean up pirates. It's not that she has a strong sense of justice. Because she wants to find the scum of the universe for Planet's "Scum in Transformation". As the planet master of Tianxuan Star, Lin Celadon expressed his intention to make Tianxuan Star more famous. However, apart from the priceless boron ore, the only people on the remote planet who can take advantage of it are pirates. They can't be allowed to develop robbing tourist packages in the surrounding star areas. Then no one, not even ghosts, will come. So as one of Tianxuan Star's only local products - pirates, Lin Celadon decided to make the best use of it. Popular in the universe, "The Scum is Transformed" sponsored and produced by Tianxuan Star was born in this way, which made countless pirates change their minds, fearing that they would become participants in the program. It's not that the pirate leaders are ignorant. This show is really unreasonable. The pirates who participate in the show have only two endings, debut or be buried. And even if they win the debut, the pirates will not be free. The pirates who debut will be sent to an interstellar prison. This is all about death! The producer of the show, Tianxuan Star Planet Master Lin Celadon, said: Now that he has made his debut, it means that the transformation has been successful. After he is no longer a scumbag, he must be willing to take responsibility for his past mistakes. Many scumbag pirates: ... That makes sense, everyone, run away! —————————————— ———————————————— Pre-released article "Global Post-Disaster Submission System" How to escape if there is a zombie virus outbreak? Tang Ci: Thank you for the invitation! The gold finger has been installed and we are in contact with the relevant departments. Tang Ci: Hello! I have a system here that can help you get out of trouble, let everyone learn about it! Relevant departments: You are already the 799th person to call and say that you have a system that needs to be handed over. We can't help but rescue you. Now is a critical moment. Don't occupy public resources, protect yourself, and don't go out without permission. Tang Ci: I really do! Relevant departments: ... Hundreds of people in front of me also said the same thing. They are either crazy or just want to ask for help. … Looking at the hung up call interface, Tang Ci asked the Immortal Cultivating System 666 aggrievedly: [Eighteen, they don't believe you, and there are many people imitating you. Are you really the system? Isn't it my fantasy? Immortal Cultivation System 666 was so angry that he almost exploded, [Humph! Just wait, let me take you flying, and make sure those people believe in you! Tang Ci continued to nod pitifully. The provocative method is OK! The doomsday zombie virus is rampant, and most countries on the planet are unable to resist. Many countries have taken the lead in evolving superpowers because there are too many zombies. They are trying to solidify their reputation as planet defenders. There is no grass wherever they go, and then they suddenly hit the wall in a certain country, which is the kind of bloodshed. These countries looked at the abundant harvests and prosperity here, as if they were dreaming, and felt that this was the granary prepared for them. Then when they reached out, not only their claws were chopped off, but their lives were almost spared. Seeing the usually harmonious Yanchu people acting like a charlatan, the two trembled and said in shock: "Are you also a person with superpowers?" This is unscientific! Didn't you say that Yan Chu's zombies were not serious? Everyone thought they would encounter a group of little sheep, but suddenly they turned into a Tyrannosaurus rex. Do they still have a way to survive? The people of Yanchu said: "This is cultivating immortals, understand! It's not a supernatural power." What can immortal cultivators do in the new era? In your free time, you plant land and trees to make a fortune; in your busy time, you protect your home and country and clean up zombies. —————————————————————————— —————————————————————————— Pre-collection of the article "Something happened in the department of birth control!" The Supernatural Creatures Department has nothing to do with Supernatural Creatures. Its full name is the Supernatural Creature Management, Supervision and Guarantee Department. The main purpose is to help non-human creatures in the new era integrate into society. From monster bosses who are thousands of years old to non-human cubs waiting to be fed, they are all in their files, and they deal with their affairs on a daily basis. ... A certain demon was riding on ten boats, and ten victims jointly called the police to complain and beat him up! ... A certain little demon was deceived into appearing on camera and was almost put into formalin. Go and save him! ... A certain ghost was deceived by online dating, and crawled out along the Internet cable in the middle of the night to scare people. Go and catch him! ... After a certain demon graduated from college, he pretended to be eating in the zoo and was waiting to die, so he was beaten to death! In short, the daily life of the Department of Extraordinary Life is very busy, and non-human weddings, funerals, eating, drinking, and defecation are all within their scope of responsibility. Speaking of the employees of the Department of Ultrasound, many non-living things are also filled with bitter tears. Those who eat public food are so fierce, all of them are strong and domineering. Although they look human-like, they still speak with their fists in their bones. The Supernatural Department has something to say about this, but they are reasonable. These guys must be able to listen. Only fists can make them understand faster. Numerous non-living things:… It's a new era, so we can't convince others with virtue! But... As the saying goes, if you often walk by the river, your shoes will not get wet. No, something happened to the Department of Ultrasound! In the past, it was only when something happened to them that the Supernatural Department appeared, but now it's their turn. According to a frontline reporter who is not afraid of death, the management of the Department of Ultrasound has a physical problem and cannot control them for the time being! Everyone:... Hey! Then continue playing music, continue dancing, and be happy! There will be no such free time in the future. These non-human beings thought they were pretty, and then a group of three-foot-tall milk dolls came from the sky and beat them up. Everyone's eyes almost popped out of their eyes when they looked at the little dolls in front of them. If I read it correctly, this group of people should be the management of the Department of Ultrasound, and if there is a problem together, they will be rejuvenated! Was he cursed or beaten? Why is this happening? The management said: No, it's the mountain god who has been born! Most of the management were born in Shaodi Mountain. The Shaodi Mountain God woke up and lacked strength. Because of the contract, everyone became a three-headed child. If they want to return to normal, the mountain god can only cancel the contract. But... Seeing the little mountain god being brought over by the firefighters, the three-headed little baby was holding a skewer in his left hand and a milk bottle in his right hand. He softly called to the firefighters around him, and everyone fell silent! Luo Yun tilted her head, "I don't know!" Everyone: ... By the way, when will the little mountain god grow up! Mission: Work hard to build a better planet.