Humanoid Catnip Meets the Cat Slave Boss

[Request for collection] "Cat really doesn't want to be the savior", "Falling in love with an arch-rival in a dog-blood novel [quickly travel]" are at the bottom In an era of rampant involution, when newly graduated college students in China are struggling to work as social animals in 996, Ruan Ji, a young prodigy who entered graduate school at the age of 19, live-streamed his internship routine: "I'm so happy. I have to go to work again tomorrow. I want to get to the company early." "It's time to get off work again. I'm so happy today. I want to work overtime every day." "My salary has been paid. I have never seen such a big sum of money in my life. It smells so good!" Netizen: "..." "We are all in 996, and you are taking the initiative to arrive early and leave late?! What makes your survival at the feet of capitalists completely changed?" "Go away, you lackey of the capitalists. There are no scum like you among the workers!" After Ruan Ji read the comments, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, and he posted a photo calmly and leisurely: A handsome man wearing a gray suit with long, narrow eyes and deep eyes. He wore a luxury watch on his protruding wrist and held a cute cat in his arms with blinking eyes. Ruan Ji: Have you seen these two? The capitalist and his cat are both mine now. The next second, all netizens went crazy: "It doesn't matter if you arrive early or leave late, I'm willing to sleep with the capitalists!" "Teach me the upper hand skills, and I will give you my life!" "Get out of my way, I want to be the king of rolls!!" * Everyone in the company thinks: The boss is a flower of the high mountains, not close to women, let alone like men, and only looks at his own cat twice. Until one day, they accidentally caught a glimpse of this scene: [Gaolingzhihua boss Yu Qingzhou] pressed the new intern Ruan Ji on the workstation, his tone was dangerous and jealous: "What if the cat and I fell into the water at the same time? Which one would you save first?" Skinny on the surface, gentle on the inside, catnip-like facial control Demining: 1. Double cleansing. In the later stage, there is a plot of technology giving birth, which is painless and short. 2. Logic runs away from home, and the plot is all nonsense. Here is the new copy: "The cat really didn't want to be the savior" In an apocalyptic world where zombies are sweeping the world and resources are scarce, humans abandon a kitten. Later, the kitten unfortunately fell into the hands of a newspaper pervert, had its tail cut off, and starved to death on the street. No one knows that it has burst out with autonomous consciousness and intelligence. When he woke up again, Jiang Li transformed from a cat into a human, and also awakened a shocking power: he could not be infected by any zombies, he could eat the crystal nuclei in the brains of zombies, and he became stronger the more he ate. Being approached by human high-level officials, the federal chief: I implore you to serve as a consultant to the special operations team and lead seven human beings with the highest combat power to save humanity from disaster! Jiang Li: Putting aside the invitation for now, there is a newspaper pervert in the base that I don't like, what should I do? The next day, the man who had cut off Jiang Li's tail was shot in the head by the federal government and left dead on the street. #The human government solemnly declares: There are still many good people in the world# * After the secret that Jiang Li was a cat was revealed, the conservative opposition expressed their desire to safeguard the ecological status of humans: [Laughing to death, have all the officials of the federal government been kicked in the head? They will not really allow a non-human species to be the savior of mankind, right? The federal government backhandedly imprisoned the opposition, and responded to the public with a tone that sounded like a fanatical fan: [Laughing, you don't really think Mr. Jiang wants to be the savior of people like you, do you? Jiang Li: Thank you for the invitation. The life and death of human beings has nothing to do with me. Don't disturb the cats eating zombies. Zombie camp in the wild: [Don't eat it, I'm scared] Human Federal Government: [Cat God, eat until you die, eating more is good for your health (loving smile)] #What is it like to be fought over by the human camp and the zombie camp at the same time? * In the end, all members of the opposition knelt in front of the gate of the new world city built by Jiang Li: "The zombies are about to bite you! Master Jiang, please open the city gate and give us a way to survive! In the past, we thought it was us barking dogs!" On the city wall, special operations team Lu Yu aimed his gun at the opposition below. Next to him, Jiang Li narrowed one eye and pointed his pistol: [biu! . Lu Yu said at the same time: [Bang——] Jiang Li hugged Lu Yu with satisfaction: "I like my humanoid weapons." "Falling in love with an arch-rival in a dog-blood novel [Quick Travel]": Interstellar Era. When Xiao Yi was a child, Xiao Yi snatched Lu Si's biscuits, and the two formed a deadly feud. At the end of adolescence, when the two were about to undergo ABO differentiation, they were suddenly involved in a bloody plot repair system with an audience live broadcast room. The two of them said sincerely in unison: "In order to untie you, I can do anything you want!" After experiencing several worlds. Lu Sisheng was helpless: "I don't want to be with Xiao Yi anymore, so I won't let him go. Just destroy him, I'm tired." Xiao Yi: "It seems like it's still a little bit fun?" World 1: Classic flavor. Kidnapping, car accident, amnesia, leukemia, white moonlight, cheating father, all the elements are included. The stand-in who agreed to marry Gong was tortured physically and mentally by Gong eight hundred times, and Bai Yueguang had to give way to him after he returned. The worst thing is that there is no chasing his wife in the crematorium at the end. Xiao Yi was very satisfied: "I am a scumbag gong, you are a scumbag shou." Lu Si: "... I'm going to despise you, you big-headed person." The audience in the live broadcast room applauded: "Classic opening." But later, someone's scumbag attack suddenly turned into a dog-licking attack, and the system couldn't stand it anymore, and the system issued a yellow card warning. The audience was so excited that they went crazy: "We will protect the best Xiao Si in the world with Brother Xiao!" World 2: Special offer for wealthy young mother Lu Si: I am my aunt, from a wealthy family! Xiao Yi: What about me? Lu Si (distorted laugh): You are an unfilial stepson. Hahaha, just wait until you hear how jealous your dad and I are on the other side. Xiao Yi: "..." Xiao Yi: "System, I want to report it. The plot violates the law." System (serious): "In view of Lu Si's excellent performance in the previous copy and the rewards in the live broadcast room, this plot can be unlocked." The audience in the live broadcast room shouted in unison: "Awesome!" But later, the protagonists became the baby mother and stepson, and the one who listened in the corner was the wrong stepfather. The audience in the live broadcast room beat the ground wildly: "I am a native dog and I love watching!" World 3: My genius hacker baby after running with the ball … Irritated, petty, beautiful, arrogant, awkward and innocent. Two innocent elementary school chickens pecking each other A sweet piece of writing. Motto: Everyone has their own talent