Master of Metaphysics, Live Broadcast Online

I solved v, don't look at it "Copywriting": After Shi Wuyan was struck by lightning, only a trace of his soul remained, which landed on the body of a little fool anchor who had just been frightened to death by a strange thing. The little fool was beaten by his scumbag father, scolded by his stepmother, kicked out of the house, begged and picked up rags to make a living, and was even coaxed into live broadcasting. At this time, the weird man was baring his teeth and claws, the sinister wind was blowing, and he was full of ghosts. "It's unlucky for you to meet me. Remember to be careful in the next life!" Audience (scalp numb): It's over. This idiot anchor is hiding under the chair and doesn't dare to come out. It's terrible. A family eating melon seeds and watching someone's misfortune: interesting, really good food. "Snacks...? What snacks?" But the next second, Shi Wuyan swallowed the weird Tuanba Tuanba into his stomach without any expression, burped and sighed with dissatisfaction, "It tastes pretty good, but it's just too little." The guests who were scurrying around:...? The audience trembled across the screen:...! The scumbag father and stepmother who happily eat melon:? ? ! ＊ At first, the audience just thought it was an ordinary live broadcast show, and they insulted Shi Wuyan for pretending to be a god, and waiting for him to overturn. But until... Shi Wuyan saved the souls of hundreds of baby girls lingering in the world in a desolate and decaying folk village; under the bridge across the city center, he broke the curse of spontaneous combustion of vehicles... There is even an official blog post: @Shi is fine, his spiritual energy has recovered, and ghosts are rampant. Mr. Shi has been hired as the director of the Special Affairs Investigation Bureau. Black men:... Excuse me, is it too late to call daddy and hold my thigh? Xiaopo's live broadcast became a huge hit, and Shi Wuhao's name became popular all over the Internet. Countless people tried their best to get a hexagram. The original owner, the scumbag father, stepmother and others were stunned, put down the melon seeds in their hands, and diligently retrieved the person. Teacher Wuyan (smiling but disdainful): Who are you? #Sorry, geniuses are always the focus wherever they go# # inquire who is the father# #Originally I just wanted to find a half-soul, and I killed everyone. Not only did I become an idol, I also found public food# Food guide: ①The whole text is privately written, so it's purely mindless and fun, so don't read it with your brain in mind. ② All the monsters and monsters in the article are made up by me. Please do not substitute them into reality and refuse to be rigorous. —————————— "Viewing His Five Elements' Immorality" "Copywriting": Wen Weiqing had been practicing for thousands of years and was preparing to ascend, but he never thought of flying to the wrong place and accidentally bumped into a shabby little Taoist temple. The Taoist temple has been abandoned for a long time, with cobwebs gathering in it. It is drafty in winter and rainy in summer. Dogs will be disgusted by it. Wen Weiqing, who was forced to reveal her true form, had fox eyes open. Although she had lost most of her cultivation, she could still use it anyway. Then set a small goal first: to make Po Dao Temple lively. After all... He loves fun the most. The burly male ghost who was forced to pole dance, the weasel spirit who couldn't catch a hundred chickens and was not allowed to rest, and the female ghost who jumped off the building to try to piece together her body that was smashed into mud: it was lively... It was really lively. ＊ A young Taoist priest came to Qingyun Temple. He was wearing a shabby Taoist robe and his face was pale. Everyone felt that he was not going to die soon. But wait and wait, wait and wait, until the incense in Qingyun Temple is strong, the people at the foot of the mountain have changed one after another, but the little Taoist priest is still alive and well. Food guide: ①The male protagonist was originally a white-furred fox, and he will slowly turn into a human as the plot develops. ②The golden finger is wide open, the male protagonist is the strongest. ③It is not a metaphysical text in the traditional sense, it is not very scary, it is a bit of a joke. —————————— "The Male Supporting Group in the Imperial Examination Control Group" "Copywriting": Song Shi died. The good news is that he traveled through time and can live another life. But the bad news is that he became the control group for the male protagonist of an imperial examination essay. The male protagonist is born wise, while the original protagonist is born stupid; the male protagonist wrote poems at the age of three and could speak well, while the original protagonist was unable to speak well and was stupid; the male protagonist finally became an official in the cabinet, leaving a mark in the history books, and the original protagonist was rewarded for his evil deeds and died on a cold night when no one cared. ＊ Now the plot has just begun. The three-year-old male protagonist is wearing a splendid costume, with his hands behind his back. He takes a step and shakes his head, "boil the beans to make soup, and drain the squid to make juice..." Just when the male protagonist was reciting the "Seven Steps of Poetry" triumphantly and was about to accept the praise from the great scholar, a weak voice suddenly came from the corner, "The beetles are burning under the cauldron, the beans are crying in the cauldron...?" Everyone:? ! ! Facing everyone's gaze, Song Shi, who was dressed in rags, dark and thin, had a bright light in his eyes, "As long as you can recite poetry, can you go to school?" "Then I will carry a lot more..." —— Thousands of years later, the name of the Song Dynasty appeared countless times in Chinese textbooks and history books. Young talent, passed six yuan. Promote water conservancy, do farming and mulberry cultivation, open canals, sail to the West... Purpose: Speak for those who cannot speak, speak on behalf of those who cannot speak