Allergic to Romance [Through the Book]

[The new article "Love After Marriage" has opened a column, please see it for collection] After Dou Anyao, who had been solo for thirty years, devoutly knelt in front of the Buddha and prayed for marriage from heaven, her foot slipped and she rolled down the 999 steps, and then passed into a lily novel about chasing his wife and leaving ashes in the crematorium. ——Unfortunately, she was the handful of ashes that was blown away. The original owner is a scumbag Neptune who loves women everywhere but never touches her body. She is loved to death in the book but does not cherish her at all. When someone finds true love, they keep saying, "I'm sorry, I just realized it's you I love." After hearing this, Dou Anyao's fist hardened: "To be a human being, you must exchange your sincerity for your sincerity. Whoever is a serious person can be the King of the Sea!" Supporting the purity system applauded her: "The host is right, the host is the best in the world!" "Because the original owner was such a scumbag, she crushed the hearts of too many innocent girls and aroused public outrage. God is going to punish her. Now if you can't be single for a year, you will die." Dou Anyao: "What can I do?" Actually, she didn't say anything just now, right? …… Death is impossible. Isn't it easy to be single? —— The hot and hard-to-find gentle songwriter @her on the Internet: "Yao Yao, I wrote a song for you that is very suitable for your voice. It is a song specially tailored for you~" When the whole Internet was filled with envy, jealousy, and hatred, and screamed that this scheming green tea was so lucky, Dou Anyao, the ruthless Hara boy, said: "Throw it away, I can't finish singing." Lyricist: "???" Netizen: "???" How dare she? —— When she was on Love TV Series, when everyone thought that Dou Anyao was going to use all kinds of martial arts to seduce women everywhere, she actually went crazy. Dou Anyao, who received ninety-nine red roses: "Aqiu - I'm sorry, I have rhinitis. Do you want to kill me by giving me flowers?" When receiving the hand-made wood carving: "Well, I'm not trying to discourage you. I think you still have a lot of room for improvement. Keep working hard and you will definitely be able to sell in the future. Come on." When the actor stared at her with eyes that were said to be as gentle as drowning, Dou Anyao waved her hand: "Are you asleep? Or do you have a visual impairment?" —— When the supermodel Cool Sister made her a loving breakfast, Dou Anyao accidentally ate it all and almost licked the bowl. The system in her mind was desperately warning her not to be dazzled by the colorful world. Dou Anyao wiped her mouth gracefully: "You did a good job. If you can't do the show in the future, you can come to my house and work as a cook. You will get 18,000 yuan a month, five insurances and one housing fund." Sister Ku sneered: "Okay, but I don't want money." Dou Anyao was confused: "Then what do you want?" "I want you." Want my... Life? —— *CP supermodel cool sister The new article "Love After Marriage" column can be found. Welcome to taste mua: un: Two weeks after the field trip to the countryside, Xia Mian and her colleagues were sent to the hospital for poisoning due to poisonous mushrooms they ate during the Sanhuo meal. She doesn't remember the specific things. She only remembers that her friend said that she thought she was a panda that day, holding a rag doll snatched from a child, and desperately yelling for the doctor to save her child. He also said that he was a national treasure and anyone who refused to save them would be breaking the law. Seeing that no one could save her, she knelt on the ground and cried loudly in the cold world. When everyone was helpless, a doctor with a cool temperament in a white coat hurriedly walked out. The eyes behind the gold-rimmed glasses pinched her face with a dangerous aura and asked her who she had an illegitimate child with. She was shocked, clapped her hands and said how dare the doctor insult her like this, she would not give up until she sued him to death or complained to him! It was later discovered that the doctor was her wife who had been certified for two weeks. Deux: The second time the two families formally met, Xia Mian and her blind date went directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau to obtain evidence. The parents of both parties are very satisfied with the marriage. The other party's family is rich, beautiful and noble. No matter how you look at it, Xia Mian has reached a high level. Less than two months after getting the certificate, Xia Mian moved into the wedding room, and Xia Mian began to complain. Without him, the marital obligations that needed to be fulfilled were too heavy and seriously affected her sleep. After once again falling asleep during work hours and being cared for by her boss, Xia Mian thought deeply and prepared to talk to the other party. At night, Xia Mian cooked a table of dishes with her own hands. When the other party came home, she was a little surprised, washed her hands, sat down, and tasted a few bites. Xia Mian held her breath and quickly finished her appeal. After a while, when she didn't hear an answer, she quietly raised her eyes and looked over. The other party wiped her mouth gracefully and stared at her. Her red lips were slightly opened and she said slowly: "You can communicate with me directly about this. You don't need to cook and threaten me." Xia Mian's brain shut down for a few seconds. After taking a bite of the food she cooked, she vomited. Trois: When Xia Mian was in her first semester of high school, she was roommate with a new transfer student. My deskmate is beautiful, sophisticated, and has a good personality. They secretly eat snacks, whisper, read comics and novels, and sleep together in class. They go out to the game arcade together after school, and play games together when they get home at night. They even copy the same homework. At that time, she regarded the person as her "soul mate" However, after the exam, she ranked last in the class and ranked first in her grade. Then she cried and transferred to another school. After a long time she remembered that the man's name was exactly the same as her wife's. —Yu Langqing. Intention: Exchange sincerity for sincerity, be dedicated and affectionate.