Good Brother, Can You Bend a Bit?

[Probably will be published soon] copywriting 1 Jian Ning has had a crush on her roommate for many years. From middle school to college, I watched him confess his love to the goddess but was rejected, watched him play basketball until his ankle was sprained, and watched him chatting and laughing with others. Jian Ning is timid and dare not reveal her feelings. Fortunately, the roommate didn't seem to notice. He even trusted Jian Ning and often asked him for help. For example, when I confessed to a goddess and was rejected, my roommate carried a lace tutu and said: "Don't you want to perform? I'll give it to you." I sprained my ankle while playing basketball, and my roommate hung up a plastered foot: Can my good roommate help me take a shower? On a rainy day, thunder rumbled, and his roommate got into his bed with a pillow: Good brother, sleep with me! Jian Ning was so confused that she had no choice but to seek help from netizens and sisters she had never met before. After listening to the rooster crow three times, the sisters started typing to make suggestions for him—— Jian Jian! A, go up! Touch his waist! Kiss him on the mouth! [I want to see you get married in three minutes! ! ! [A man's heart is at a loss for words, but fortunately I know how to conquer it! Jian Ning hesitantly followed the instructions. After a while, the roommate was still indifferent, and it could be said that there was no progress—— Until the day when his direct classmate confessed his love, under the dim light, his good roommate pressed him against the wall and said in a dull voice: "You are so slow. I like you so much, you can't even tell?" "Didn't I teach you how to chase me and talk to other men, huh?" Jian Ning: "!" Are all you straight men like this? ! 2 In a certain school forum, a recent post titled "Show off your best college roommate" received a large number of replies on a certain floor. Floor Leader of Floor 21: [I happened to see him knitting a scarf for me that day] In the photo, a slender young man is bathed in light, wearing headphones and knitting a scarf quietly, with a soft expression. [You must have a crush on him! The love almost overflows the screen! [Shit, are they roommates after all? Several months later, the floor leader belatedly replied: [Not roommates. It's my baby. ^ 1 It has been planned for a long time√ Running in both directions√ Directly breaking the sweet text√ 2 A sensitive and slow natural fishing cat vs. A passionate and sunny dog who looks like a straight man but is actually bent like a paper clip 3 The plot is scheduled on 2022/11/20, the copy is revised on 2023/10/9, and screenshots have been taken Purpose: Inherit excellent culture, take its essence and discard its dross