Falling in Love with Balian Wushou

[Open the next book, jump in line and book a cookie, cp Fran] My name is Nishihara Moriyin, an ordinary high school student. One day I was returning home from my part-time job at a convenience store and met a strange boy with facial paralysis on the road. He stood at the traffic light intersection, holding a piece of toilet paper in his hand. When he saw me coming, he stretched out his hand to stop me, and asked me expressionlessly if I was his wife, a teacher he had never met. Me: "………………" Me: Divine gold? I looked at the huge black frog hat on his head, thought he was a two-spined ape that I couldn't understand, and silently took a step to the side. As a result, he actually followed. I immediately took out the white radish I bought at a supermarket sale from my school bag, glared at him and held it up unceremoniously. Me: "What are you doing? Are you a pervert? If you mess with me, you will kick the steel plate. The carrot in my hand is not a vegetarian!" "..." The handsome, facially paralyzed boy with green hair and green eyes stared at me without any fluctuation for five seconds. Just when I started to think that I might have met a deaf-mute person, the boy's eyes suddenly lit up, and a light bulb seemed to be lit on the frog hat on his head. He picked up his mobile phone and called someone unknown on the spot. When the phone was answered, the young man said happily to the person on the other side in a smooth tone: "Hey, Master, it turns out you weren't lying when you said you could do divination. I seem to have really met the girl mentioned in the divination who can be my master's wife." Me: "..." Me:? ? ? *** The largest mafia family in Italy, Vongola's Wushou Liudaogui also disliked his unlucky apprentice today. Ever since he unexpectedly learned that Qingshou was in love at the headquarters, his young apprentice had been busy every day urging him, the 25-year-old "senior father" (accented accent) in his prime, to find an opportunity to resolve major issues in his life, otherwise this bad character would most likely remain unsaleable forever. ——Of course, even if you find an opportunity, there is a 99% chance that it will be unsalable. (Apprentice Fran language) Liu Daogui was so annoyed by him that one day he couldn't stand it anymore, so he made up a lie and sent him away using his mist attribute. "Now when you go out, turn left, pick up your mobile phone to buy a ticket and go back to Bingsheng. After getting off the tram, walk straight along the road for 3000 meters, then turn right for 500 meters. The first girl you meet at the traffic light intersection will be your future mistress." "Huh? Of course it's true. I've learned divination and I won't lie to you. Okay kufufufufu... You can go." So two days later. Liu Daogui received a call from his traitor. Disciple: "Master, I have met my wife, but she looks about the same age as me. Can you really speak softly to such young grass?" Six Paths Corpse:? Damn it, how could there really be a traffic light in the place where he was making random nonsense! Disciple: "Master, why don't you forget it? It would be too embarrassing to tell anyone. I don't want to have a master like you." Six Paths Skeleton: "………………" Six Paths Bones (veins twitching on forehead version): "As you wish." Another month passed. The traitor called again. Disciple: "Master, I'm in love, and the other person is my master's wife——" (beaten) A strange girl answered the phone calmly: "I'm sorry, my partner is mentally ill. We are definitely not playing some weird game. Don't get me wrong!" Six Paths Skeleton: "………………" Six Paths Corpse:? You two little lovers are doing quite well. (Pinch the phone #) —— *cp Fran, Master, open the door, I am the low version of Master (bushi) *Low-fat sand-shaped cookies, see how long you can write [The copy has been screenshotted and archived on 2024/5/30, please do not mess with it. [2024/10/20, Minor revision of copywriting. Intention:.