Salted Fish Is My Black Moonlight

[Copywriting] The first time I poisoned him, my hands were shaking with fear. A gust of wind blew the poisonous powder into my eyes. I was poisoned. The first time I assassinated him, my hand holding the knife was so frightened that I accidentally stepped on the corner of my skirt. His robe at the waist was torn by the knife, exposing his buttocks, and it was also torn by my teeth... I'm not to blame for any of this. I just turned into this high-end masterpiece of bloody writing. I didn't inherit any of the memory or abilities of the original owner, and I was forced to do it by my superiors. After repeated mistakes, I knew that even if he was a fool, he could tell that I was a spy. After many attempts to escape failed, I felt that I was finished and could not even be considered a salted fish. Waiting and waiting, the tyrant was killed, and the queen mother and queen also swallowed gold and died. He rebelled and ascended the throne. I looked at the gold-seal treasure book sent to me and was shocked: it was so big, I couldn't swallow it. The new emperor, Shen Che, stared at me and said, "Do you want to swallow it? If you can't swallow it, I will take over and become the queen." Small theater one: Half a year later, I once again reminded Shen Che that I cannot be the only queen in the harem. Several seniors in the royal family have hinted this many times. "Then add it," Shen Che looked at the fat cat in my arms and said, "I will call her Concubine An. She looks like she is in peace with the country and the people. There are also two others, the black one is the agile Concubine Feng Min, and the white one is the timid Concubine Feng Jin." Me: "... Isn't it too ridiculous?" If the cat is made a concubine, word spreads that Shen Che and I will become a faint king and a demon queen who will bring disaster to the country! "Then you and I will create a prosperous age to clear our name!" Shen Che smiled. Small Theater 2: Little Eunuch A hurriedly came to report: Your Majesty, Concubine An and Concubine Jin... Have had a brood due to their illicit affair. Concubine Min also scratched the emperor's dragon robe and went to the imperial kitchen to steal a chicken leg. The little eunuch B came to report in a hurry: Your Majesty, your Majesty asked your Majesty to go to the Imperial Study Room. He said someone from the Ministry of Revenue was there. Could you please tell me about the experimental field arrangements for the vegetable greenhouse this year... I cried so loudly, and the days of salty fish didn't stop at all. —————— *Guidance column, completed articles "The Beautiful Marriage (Double Life)" "The Villain's Beauty's Top Pastoral Daily Life" "She Became the Group Favorite After Dressing as an Evil Mother-in-Law" Preview 1 "Beautiful Concubine, Her Character Is Too Stable" A very pretentious concubine Preview 2 "A Little Cousin Comes to the Hou Mansion" It's not easy to mess with Xianyu Mission: Life will always be better with kindness and hard work