[The attack of being a canary × the attack of being a scumbag]
Ji Zhao, the author of a certain men's video, was prompted by a reader to open an erotic article that was said to be about the protagonist with the same name as him.
After staying up all night to read it, he realized that this was actually a pornographic and sadistic article that included but was not limited to scumbags, substitutes, robbery, physical and mental abuse, crematoria and other elements!
That night, Ji Zhao opened the door to a new world and couldn't calm down for a long time. Then, with a pair of crazy and resentful panda eyes, he wrote quickly with true feelings - he wrote a thousand-word essay about complaints.
Who would have expected that when he woke up, he would turn into the protagonist of the same name in the book? !
Ji Zhao: Let me knock ***
In order to return to the real world, Ji Zhao had to follow the system's guidance and try to complete a series of bloody plots in the article while protecting his own skin.
At first, when Chu Guangting took him to the bar box and hugged him in front of him, Ji Zhao pretended to reveal his eight-pack abs inadvertently, which immediately attracted the attention of a large number of young brothers.
Chu Guangting: Why does my little canary show two pieces more than me? ? ?
Later, when Chu Guangting asked him to play chess after being drunk, Ji Zhao propped himself up on the bed and kicked him away, then innocently dialed the number of his family doctor.
Chu Guangting: Why does my little canary move more vigorously than me? ? ?
Finally, when Chu Guangting wanted to lock him into a small room, Ji Zhao turned against the enemy and tied his wrists with ropes, and began to do indescribable things that the other party wanted to do to him...
Chu Guangting: Why is my little canary [beep——] bigger than me? ? ?
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*Instructions before reading:
1. Main attack, not control.
2. Beautiful and strong.
Intention: When the storm comes, I hope you become the storm.
