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Have you ever looked forward to the day when you would have a golden finger?
When the golden finger comes, will things develop smoothly?
The "disaster warning" may be targeted by illegal organizations and become an involuntary experiment; the "yin and yang eye" becomes a lunatic and lunatic in the eyes of parents, relatives and friends, and is personally used by the sister who has returned for revenge to expose the crazy female trafficking case many years ago; "portable" The bananas produced in "Xiantian" will make people tell the truth involuntarily, cherry tomatoes can amplify emotions, anger, sorrow, and blood vessels will burst in minutes after eating a plate; even if the owner of "Rebirth" can accurately step into the hit TV series, he still has crotch lift due to poor acting skills...
Goldfinger brought them not only a trick on their fate, but also an embarrassment that made them laugh and cry.
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You Youyou, the special correspondent of the Goldfinger Recycling Bureau, can help you get rid of it.
In the face of a disaster, help people evacuate in advance; the mysterious siblings become heroes in the shadows; pomegranates growing in the unfair fairy fields can also help infertile couples have a baby; eating a banana can make criminals cry and tell the truth...
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"There is no normal person in the variety show guest"
From birth to college graduation, Ning Ruoruo has always been a winner in life, and the same is true in the entertainment industry. She is known as a new generation of little flower who is popular in filming, has sisters everywhere, and is good at acting and well-known.
But from one day onwards, she changed...
First, I suddenly felt a tightness in my chest while walking and fell into the arms of male guest No. 1. He thought it was seduction and pushed him away with a wave of disgust. He also bumped into male guest No. 2 When he turned around while holding a glass of red wine. Others said it was a classic scene in the romantic drama Mary Sue...
She didn't know why everything she did suddenly was wrong, until all the members of the romance drama were playing the script and stuttering on their lines. The negative state could no longer stop the car. Acne appeared on her face, her skin got worse, and her figure was out of shape...
Just a love interest ruined all her years of hard work.
She wasn't hit by a car until the end of the show when she went out, which provided Lian Zong with the longest-lasting hot search since it started broadcasting, and it was also the last remaining value in her life.
——These are the "future" that Ning Ruoruo dreams of.
At this time, the negative news about "Ning Ruoruo, the female sea king, seduces male guests" has spread all over the Internet.
At the same time, something called the plot correction system quietly bound her.
As long as you can crack the enemy's secrets and attack in the opposite direction, you can stabilize the halo of the heroine, and at the same time change the plot to make it develop in a direction that is beneficial to you.
Only then did Ning Ruoruo realize that her future was not like this originally. It was all because she was the heroine of the plot and the one with the greatest luck, so she became the Tang Monk meat that the hyenas coveted, and everyone who knew the truth wanted to come up and take a bite.
"Everyone? I want to know who is targeting me?" There was actually more than one.
"Lian Zong is a large-scale female competition scene, and every competitor is your enemy."
Oh, I understand, apart from her, no female guest is normal in relationships.
"Host, actually, you are not a normal person, you are the heroine..."
Ning Ruoruo sneered, come on, since she has a clear sword and a clear gun, she has never been afraid of anyone in her life! Definitely win!
PS: The heroine is not fighting for the favor of the boys, but the favor of the audience.
"Kiss a family red envelope group to help me build the infrastructure of the beast world"
Qin Yan, who unexpectedly came to the primitive world of orcs, was both salty and sweet in the legend.
She has a baby face that will never grow up, and her cuteness makes it hard to believe that she is a person who can carry a hammer and make more than a dozen handmade iron buckets a day.
Qin Yan looked at the "crowded" fish in the river, holding a solar-charged mobile phone with no signal in her hand and looking at the sky: "Hey! No matter how good my craftsmanship is, it will be in vain without raw materials!"
"Didi didi——"
"The whole family invites you to join the group!"
Grandpa Qin: "My dear granddaughter, I rely on you to inherit my grandfather's tin-made craftsmanship! The red envelopes for the raw materials have been distributed, and no one is allowed to snatch them. This is for me, Yanyan."
From then on, there was a gourd to beat the roe deer with and a gourd to scoop out the fish. Is the fish still far away?
It's strong and durable, will last a lifetime, and can defend yourself at critical moments. One scoop of it will hit you all over the face.
Qin's father: "Yanyan, don't be afraid if you get sick. Dad is a herbal medicine grower, and red envelopes for knowledge about Chinese herbal medicine have been distributed."
Ginseng, Ganoderma lucidum, Schisandra chinensis, Sichuan aconite, Croton, and henbane, whether you want to live or die, it's up to you~
There are also "red envelopes for old cloth shoes with mille-feuille" for my grandmother who is a tailor, "red envelopes for leather tanning" for my father who once opened a leather factory, "red envelopes for self-generating electricity" for my mother who is a teacher, and "red envelopes for survival in the wild" for my uncle who is a forest ranger...
It also includes, but is not limited to, my aunt who is an animal and plant photographer, my grandma who farmed when she was young, my grandpa who fished in the river, my cousin who is a Michelin chef, my cousin who is an archery champion, my cousin who is a good swimmer...
Everyone said in the group: Yanyan baby/sister/sister! Don't be afraid, your family is still behind you!
"The real daughter is still an antique expert in the interstellar world"
The antique world is a circle where yang rises and yin wanes, and there are not even ten women who can be experts. This law does not seem to apply to Jiang Liluo.
Because she defeated ten of her grandfather's most protégés at a young age, she inherited Yingbaozhai, one of the best shops in the antique world.
Unexpectedly, the moment he stepped into the store, he ushered in a new world.
A question arises——
Two thousand years have passed, can the knowledge of the past still be relied upon by her?
The answer is: of course!
And she'll get more.
After arriving in the new world...
Porcelain expert: "This bottle of Moutai is definitely authentic from two thousand years ago. I dare to vouch for it with my identity!"
Jiang Liluo: How come I never knew that this "Maotai Town Welcome Wine" is also Moutai, and it is clearly labeled as the strong-flavor type. As we all know, Moutai only has the sauce-flavor type.
Ancient writing expert: "After returning to the earth after immigration, it is obvious that we have lost a lot of ancient Chinese writing inheritance. No one can recognize the characters on the cover of this book. They can only recognize the two characters '' and '' on it."
Jiang Liluo: No one recognizes the big word "Chinese". This is obviously a Chinese textbook in the second volume of the first grade.
Paleontologist: "We can see from this rooster bowl the prototype of a rooster that was raised as a poultry two thousand years ago. It is almost certain that today's four-legged and two-winged beasts evolved from roosters."
Jiang Liluo: That is a hen, not a rooster. It is obviously a fake that has not been imitated well enough.
Unknowingly, she went further and further in the new world. Not only did she turn Yingbaozhai into a Yingbao Museum, but she also popularized more people and things of that era for future people who longed for inheritance.
Intention: Self-reliance and self-reliance
Reader comments
It doesn't matter whether it's protected or not. Anyway, every time the teacher's update breaks the QAQ protection, I just saw the restored update and I can't stop crying.
The author greatly requests an update! ! ! !
I'm not talking about today's in vitro fertilization, but in a literal sense. A device that can cultivate babies completely outside the body does not require half of the labor force to complete the task of pregnancy. Future technology should be able to do this, right? This also has the advantage of completely dismantling the traditional family system, and everyone belongs to the society rather than their parents, thereby enhancing the stability of the post-apocalyptic society and reducing individuality. If no one had different ideas than others, would there be no disputes? (It feels as scary as being denied playing a lullaby to a baby, but maybe this is the compromise humans make to survive hhh?) Just like in 1984, discordant words are deleted from the dictionary, so that even if someone has heretical ideas, they don't know how to express them and spread them. Sorry, I don't know how to reply to your reply, so I can only open a new comment. Come on, madam!
It doesn't matter whether it's protected or not. Anyway, every time the teacher's update breaks the QAQ protection, I just saw the restored update and I can't stop crying.
The author greatly requests an update! ! ! !
I'm not talking about today's in vitro fertilization, but in a literal sense. A device that can cultivate babies completely outside the body does not require half of the labor force to complete the task of pregnancy. Future technology should be able to do this, right? This also has the advantage of completely dismantling the traditional family system, and everyone belongs to the society rather than their parents, thereby enhancing the stability of the post-apocalyptic society and reducing individuality. If no one had different ideas than others, would there be no disputes? (It feels as scary as being denied playing a lullaby to a baby, but maybe this is the compromise humans make to survive hhh?) Just like in 1984, discordant words are deleted from the dictionary, so that even if someone has heretical ideas, they don't know how to express them and spread them. Sorry, I don't know how to reply to your reply, so I can only open a new comment. Come on, madam!