Everyone in life will go to hell after death. The destiny of life and death is recorded in a book called the Book of Life and Death.
What? I heard that the boss of the underworld eloped with the Book of Life and Death?
Question: What do the two protagonists want to explain about this?
Xie Heng said: If you are looking for a wife, please do not disturb or cue her.
Yan Zhuo said: I am just a weak and pitiful little peach demon.
Gods threaten me, monsters want to eat me, bad guys bully me, ugh~
Xie Heng: What do you want to do?
Yan Zhuo: I don't have the power to restrain a chicken, so I can only hold grudges on a small scale.
Monsters: Wait, what is the little notebook in your hand?
Yan Zhuo showed a standard harmless smile: Of course it is the book of life and death!
Yan Zhuo looked at Xie Heng: Why do I work so hard, but they only care about my body?
Xie Heng smiled and said nothing.
Yan Zhuo: By the way, you too.
[Innocent and celibate (on the surface), people are ruthless and don't attack much × have no skin, no face, can bend and stretch themselves, pretend to be a fairy]
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"I am a Taoist priest in a magical world"
Chu Yu, a staunch Marxist, woke up and found that he had traveled to another world, a Western magical world!
Seeing this new god, the gods of heaven gathered around him. ?
"I am the sun god, controlling the light in the world."
"I am the God of Liberty, granting freedom to mortals."
"I am the God of Love, bringing love to the world."
"What are you?"
Chu Yu Youyou said: "I am an immortal from Penglai in the East. I can change people's minds."?
When the gods descend to the realm to slay the evil dragon.
God of Thunder and Rain: "I can punish it with thunder."
Vulcan: "I can make him fall into the fire, and his life will be worse than death."
Gu God: "I can make his heart be eaten by thousands of ants."
The gods asked: "What do you know?"
Chu Yu shook his head: "You are too violent. I want to use spiritual education to influence him."
As he said that, he turned his head and gave the evil dragon a harmless smile: "Come, let me tell you about Marx's philosophical theory."?
Wait until you meet the real devil:
Chu Yu offered up a peach wood sword, a heart guard, a consecrated jade pendant and other evil-proofing suits, and threw them out with his eyes closed, shouting: "I am the Penglai Immortal of the East, my family is a Taoist family, and my master is the Penglai Immortal. Don't be rude!"
Then, a young man in white clothes and white hair held a whisk in his hand and said with a smile: "I heard that I got a new cheap apprentice?"
Chu Yu:!
[People are like the Qingfeng Buddha type who protects shortcomings and protects the shortcomings of the immortal attack × is full of lies and has an unchanging face.]
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Intention: There is true love in the world