Why Is Uncle Like This?

Any door to complete the article: The sand sculpture wears a book and hugs the thigh of a painter and a tool man VS pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, the friendship boat is directly overturned and replaced by a car and a big wolf dog "Tool people also want sweet love" Lin Miaomiao, who is dressed as Shuangwen's tool, is not convinced and also wants to experience sweet love. It doesn't matter if the male protagonist doesn't meet the aesthetics, there are still a bunch of handsome male supporting actors! As long as you hold the hero's thigh tightly and help him unify the two worlds, you will get whatever you want! The yandere urges the second generation to become richer: draw quickly! Updated today? (×) The cold-blooded swordsman kills without blinking an eye: Where can the alien witch escape? (×) The gentle and jade-like person blushes at every turn. Master: Actually, I already have someone I like. (×) The devil who is addicted to human food: What's the point of falling in love? One more game! (×) The Polish Commander Dragon King: Our reproduction model is different. (×) Brother, the powerful seducer king: Are you willing to be my backup? (×) … Lin Miaomiao: I say "lonely and widowed", why don't I stop falling in love? As the male protagonist grew up, red crosses were marked one after another in the small book of male supporting characters. Lin Miaomiao was exhausted mentally and physically, and planned to return home, but was unable to do so. The tiger sheds tears: Cultivation as an immortal is not fun at all! I want Feizhai Water Hot Pot Coffee and Milk Tea! Others have systems for getting through books, but she can only strive for self-improvement without even knowing the outcome! Lin: Believe me, this string of beads has magical power. Li: It doesn't respond? Lin: Believe me, there is a thousand-year sword spirit in this piece of bamboo. Li: Broken. Lin: Believe me, this trial used to have huge rewards. Li: That's it? Lin: Believe me, your mount is a dragon. Li: I almost died if I believed your lies. Lin: Believe me, this girl is your destiny. Li: It's not that I don't want to believe you, it's that you have tricked me too many times. I still have the final say on things like love. Lin: No, no, no, we are brothers who share weal and woe and work together. We have to fight for the people of the world. Calm down! Li (→_→): Taking you in can be considered as eliminating harm from both realms. Don't you want sweet love? I will help you. (Confidently akimbo) "Why Uncle Master Is Like This" (originally known as "Linlang"): God is really partial. His father doesn't care for her, and her mother doesn't love her. It's okay that she has no chance of being beautiful and wise. However, no matter how hard I try to practice, I am still a scumbag who is holding me back. Such a good-looking uncle, with such a high level of cultivation, really makes people jealous. He should be living in the painting, how could he fall into the mortal world? His eyes were always calm and unruffled, not human at all. I really want to know what his emotions are like. I finally mustered up the courage to stand side by side with him, After chasing all the way, I found that I was trapped in a swamp. Why is it different from what you imagined? This... Uncle Master, why didn't he play his cards according to the routine? Wrong! The cards are played too fast! Sure enough, the only martial arts in the world that cannot be defeated is fast? Should I start or let go? Is it right or wrong to kill one person and save the world? He was thinking about life and death, How can you indulge in love? When I came back to my senses, there were ripples on the water. But he still pushed her towards the only answer. There is a bit of a flamboyant heroine (not) There is a male protagonist who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside (Uncle Master, is that Yidi Diao?) "You want me to drink your foot-washing water?" "It's yours, not mine." "Is this the point? The point is! Wash! Feet! Water!" "You have been cultivating for so long, but you still can't tell the difference between pure and dirty? You wash your feet downstream and I draw water upstream. Does it matter?" Don't worry, uncle, I will definitely practice hard and strive to be worthy of you! Nephew, stop trying so hard and lie down! You run so fast, I can't catch up! He/be A different opinion Purpose: Don't forget your original intention, keep your mission in mind, protect your family and country, everyone has a responsibility